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Funny story: Notorious Chicago Gang "The Manc Boys" Jailed.

Notorious Chicago Gang "The Manc Boys" Jailed.

A notoriously violent gang have been jailed for life. The "Manc Boys" were accused of turning Chicago into something like downtown Manchester. One local resident, John Cole of Nova Mews, said "They would appear heavily armed. Then they would shoot th...

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Funny story: New technology developed by Indian Police

New technology developed by Indian Police

New Delhi (AP). This is the first time that India has been ranked first in something it was looking forward to. Indian Police have make India proud by becoming the first Police Agency in the world to do something which other Agency has only dream of.

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Funny story: Police Hunt Cold Cure Criminals

Police Hunt Cold Cure Criminals

Following the story this week regarding the Fishermen's Friend robbery, and the excellent coverage afforded on this site, more details are emerging regarding the group thought to be responsible. Rather than the confectionery thieves first considered...

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Funny story: Fishermen's Friends Forced To Cough Up

Fishermen's Friends Forced To Cough Up

A gang of thieves have stolen over £100,000 worth of jewels from an elderly couple. The victims made their fortune making the 'popular' sweet known as 'Fishermen's Friend'. They are said to be 'choked' by the experience. The gang forced their way...

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Funny story: TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

A Humberside man, obsessed by the BBC sitcom Porridge, starring the late Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale, claims he began his life of crime because prison 'seemed like fun'. Chris Pegg, 42, soon realized that life behind bars was not as fun a...

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Funny story: Mudslide Manor Hoodlums Complain To County Sheriff

Mudslide Manor Hoodlums Complain To County Sheriff

"The pavements are full of dog poop and toddling old farts", a spokesperson for the criminal classes of Mudslide Manor complained to the County Sheriff at an open meeting at the courthouse, Wednesday night. "Only last week, one of our muggers ha...

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Funny story: Crime Figures Down Because There Are More Police Shows On TV These Days

Crime Figures Down Because There Are More Police Shows On TV These Days

Official figures released today show that crime detection rates in Britain are at an all-time high due mainly to the number of police crime dramas on TV at the moment. Shows such as CSI, NCIS, Law & Order and The Bill are all thought to have c...

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Funny story: Another St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

Another St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

In Khartoum, Sudan Senior Muslim clerics have urged Sudanese youngsters to boycott Valentine's Day, saying it is a Western institution that could lead couples astray away from arranged marriages to older more mature men. Members of the Sudan Ulem...

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Funny story: Police admit to "oversight" in skeleton case

Police admit to "oversight" in skeleton case

The grim discovery Tuesday of a man's skeleton sitting in a 1972 car has led Police to admit that there are some London streets which they haven't patrolled since the mid-'70's. The car, with a tax disc expiring March 1976, has been sitting in a...

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Funny story: World's dumbest criminal caught in masturbatory mayhem

World's dumbest criminal caught in masturbatory mayhem

Another one for the World's Dumbest Criminal files happened late last night at the Kia Manufacturing Plant on Skidmark Drawer Rd., Hoboken, New Jersey. Convicted felon, and current parolee, Iam Reely Adickhead, broke into the ball bearing making p...

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Funny story: New anti-crime initiative

New anti-crime initiative

New initiatives have been announced in the fight against crime (and the causes of crime, etc.). A new force of 5,000 men, to be called a "Police Force" is to be assembled, and these men will patrol the streets on foot and in cars, to prevent crim...

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Funny story: Dyslexic may be charged

Dyslexic may be charged

Harper Woods, MI (AP) - In more unusual news today, a teenage dyslexic boy's parents were notified by Harper Woods City school officials that at 8:30 this morning, right after homeroom class, their son was caught masturbating in reverse while viewing...

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Funny story: Farcebook killer 'not guilty'

Farcebook killer 'not guilty'

Good news for the family of accused Harry Ramsden of Hull when he walked free from his arraignment after the judge threw the case out due to police 'inherent laziness". After the brutal murder of Gilligan Island in Leeds town centre, rather than g...

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Funny story: Arrested Man Admits He's Been Bad, Asks To Be Punished

Arrested Man Admits He's Been Bad, Asks To Be Punished

Lawrence Schilling, 32, is charged by police with the running of S&M parties from his house. Actually, the charges are keeping a house of ill repute for lewdness, lending or selling articles for self abuse and, for good measure, assault on a poli...

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Funny story: Global Warming Goes on Vegas Crime Spree, Resurfaces as Climate Change

Global Warming Goes on Vegas Crime Spree, Resurfaces as Climate Change

Las Vegas, NV - Scientists' fears of Global Warming were vindicated as it began a vicious crime spree on the Las Vegas strip on Wednesday, indulging in criminal acts ranging from vandalism (urinating in the fountain pool of the Bellagio) to strongarm...

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Funny story: Wizard of Oz Joins Dispute Over 850-Pound Emerald

Wizard of Oz Joins Dispute Over 850-Pound Emerald

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department received a call Thursday morning from someone claiming to be the Wizard of Oz, true owner of the so-called "Bahia Emerald." For several weeks, this giant 180,000-carat emerald has been th...

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Funny story: Spoon Crime On The Rise!

Spoon Crime On The Rise!

As all knifes have been banned from the United Kingdom, criminals have now moved to the last vestige of weapons available to them - spoons and forks. Government propaganda outlets have released made up scary spun figures out of thin air in order to s...

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