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Funny story: Congress to vote on Chihuahua Bill

Congress to vote on Chihuahua Bill

A fearsome fissure is developing in the GOP over a bill that would send millions of Chihuahuas back to Mexico, pitting Republican against Republican, with President Bush backing a measure that would allow some Chihuahuas to stay in the US on a tempor...

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Funny story: Juggling Dubious Politics In The Jugular Vein

Juggling Dubious Politics In The Jugular Vein

Any Safe Port In A Nasty Political Storm---An investigative journalist for the National Inquisitor and the Starry Globe has unearthed the ultra secret reasons for the rejection of the Dubai world ports deal by the U.S. Congress.

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Funny story: Congress orders Dick Cheney Deactivated.

Congress orders Dick Cheney Deactivated.

After a lengthy and heated debate in both houses of Congress, legislation has been passed that requires the executive branch to deactivate Dick Cheney after a February hunting accident in which long time Republican Party donor and all-around angry lo...

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Funny story: Congress Declares President Bush a "Non-Entity"

Congress Declares President Bush a "Non-Entity"

President Bush "phased out of existence" last Thursday after both houses of Congress voted to "phase President Bush out of existence". Now little more than a wisp of a memory of a distant recollection, Bush, for all practical pu...

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Funny story: Republicans in Congress Deny Any Knowledge of George Bush

Republicans in Congress Deny Any Knowledge of George Bush

WASHINGTON (AP)-Republican members of the Senate and the House of Representatives in Congress are denying that they have any knowledge of President George Bush, or that they ever knew the man.

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Funny story: Bush finally comes clean with America

Bush finally comes clean with America

WASHINGTON DC (Associated Mess) - President Bush, in a rare surprise visit to the House Of Representatives on Wednesday, physically got down on his hands and knees, begging Congress to approve billions of dollars for his well-healed corporate benefac...

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Funny story: President, Congress at odds over sale of New York City

President, Congress at odds over sale of New York City

WASHINGTON (Associated Mess)-- Speaking from New Delhi, where he is in high level talks with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to sell an American-made missile defense system to India, President Bush defended a deal that would see a Saudi Arabian...

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Funny story: Galactic Invasion Imminent .. Bush Requests Emergency Funds

Galactic Invasion Imminent .. Bush Requests Emergency Funds

WMD's? President Bush says "They got em, them alien critters. Real WMD's this time I tell ya!." Congress listened intently for 90 minutes as President Bush spilled the whole can of beans about Roswell, UFO cover-ups, alien...

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Funny story: D.C. Plantation

D.C. Plantation

Just a ten letter word and what a hell storm was set off. Gotcha. Faster reaction than after Katrina hit. Who's calling the shots? Karl Rove still playing the chess board? You'd think Hillary called the congress, Brokeback Mountain. Chris Mat...

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Funny story: Bush: ' I want a Man in the CENTER of the Earth by 2012'

Bush: ' I want a Man in the CENTER of the Earth by 2012'

Congress agrees that Bush's "Mars program" will have to be put on hold if the President insists on putting a man in the middle of the planet by 2012. Senator Trent Lott said, "We simply don't have enough funds to send a man t...

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Funny story: Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer Merge; Combined Giant To Purchase FDA and Congress

Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer Merge; Combined Giant To Purchase FDA and Congress

Washington, DC--Global pharmaceutical giants Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer today announced plans to merge and to purchase the FDA and both houses of Congress in an attempt to soothe investors' frayed nerves and to streamline the drug-appro...

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Funny story: Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

WASHINGTON (API) - In order to eliminate a specific criticism of President George W. Bush, who pronounces "nuclear" as "noo-kyu-lar", the GOP leadership in Congress has passed a resolution changing the spelling of a subatomic part...

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Funny story: Congress Introduces Federal Office Space Rental Program

Congress Introduces Federal Office Space Rental Program

CAPITOL HILL-Location, location, location are the three most important words in real estate. And members of Congress have come up with an innovative way to use those three words to increase their income without actually giving themselves an of...

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Funny story: Congress Intervenes to Force Eight-Year-Old to Bed by 9PM

Congress Intervenes to Force Eight-Year-Old to Bed by 9PM

Congress passed emergency legislation today to force eight-year-old Ethan Deters to be in bed by 9PM every night. Ethan has been struggling over his bedtime schedule with his parents, Sondra and Wally Deters of Lafayette, Indiana. With Ethan consis...

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Funny story: Congress to Increase the Minimum Wage

Congress to Increase the Minimum Wage

The U.S. House of Representatives and Senate have agreed to jointly design a plan that would increase the minimum wage without starting inflation, an action that has followed each increase in the past. Much of the high, runaway inflation of the Jimm...

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Funny story: Halo Deathmatch Yourself To The Presidency

Halo Deathmatch Yourself To The Presidency

Washington (AP) -- Congress today unanimously approved legislation involving the complete restructuring of determining who really is cut of presidential timber. Complicated requirements for the keys to the white house have been tossed in favor of a m...

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Funny story: Iraqi Constitution Writers Accused of Plagiarism

Iraqi Constitution Writers Accused of Plagiarism

Baghdad -- Drafting a constitution for a country torn between a future as a democracy or a theocracy is "Harder than people think" said Iraqi Constitutional Congress member Ihmad Atusa. "We didn't see anything wrong with using th...

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