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Funny story: Chelsea's Grant Admits He Is Worried About Hull

Chelsea's Grant Admits He Is Worried About Hull

Chelsea caretaker manager Avram Grant has admitted in an interview that he is "taking very seriously" the threat posed by Hull City ahead of Wednesday night's Carling Cup third round ti...

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Funny story: Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Avram Grant, the new Chelsea 'manager', has said in an interview that the priority at Stamford Bridge for the rest of this season, is to stay in the Premier League and avoid relegation.

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Funny story: Chelsea Plan Clear-out Of Over-rated 'Stars'

Chelsea Plan Clear-out Of Over-rated 'Stars'

Crisis club Chelsea are expected to announce plans for a major clear-out at the club after the shock ousting of manager Jose Mourinho, sources close to Stamford Bridge have said.

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Funny story: Mourinho a Certainty for Leeds Job

Mourinho a Certainty for Leeds Job

Ousted Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has been linked with the manager's job at lowly League One outfit Leeds United, it has been reported, and may be interested in the position "if the price were right".

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Funny story: Farewell special one!

Farewell special one!

There you have it. The most successful manager in Chelsea's history gets the chop, the next victim in the Kings Road version of "my egos bigger than yours."...

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Funny story: Abramovich next for red card says FIFA

Abramovich next for red card says FIFA

Stamford Bridge - (EreWeGoEreWeGoEreWeGo Press): Russian billionaire mobster Roman Abramovich may be the next Chelsea man to get a red card according to FIFA officials who gave the nod late last night for Jose Murinho to get the boot after three year...

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Funny story: Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Following the shock departure of Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho last night, a source within the club has pointed the finger of blame at England midfielder Frank Lampard.

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Funny story: Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Roman Abramovich, the owner of last year's Premiership chumpions Chelsea, has reacted angrily to allegations that he offered a substantial cash bonus to the Russian national football team...

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Funny story: 'Mou' on the move?

'Mou' on the move?

Reports coming in from Anfield suggest that one of the names vying to replace the purportedly outbound Pako Ayestaran as Rafa Benitez' Assistant Manager is Jose Mourinho.

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Funny story: Chelsea - Nearly There!

Chelsea - Nearly There!

Chelsea, will be crowned Premier League Champions, if they can manage a win at Anfield on Sunday, against a Liverpool side as weak as ever. Chelsea Fans are Hoping for another 4-1 brace...

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Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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Funny story: Injured Chelsea Captain Dreads 'Bracist' Comments

Injured Chelsea Captain Dreads 'Bracist' Comments

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- Injured Chelsea captain John Terry said yesterday he is "dreading" his return to fitness this season because of bracist fans.

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Funny story: Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- A new season approaches for the English Premier League--and for Chelsea FC supporters, a change of heart and best wishes to their good friends at Manchester United.

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Funny story: Manchester United Players Attacked By Chinese Chelsea Fans

Manchester United Players Attacked By Chinese Chelsea Fans

Manchester United players taking part in a training session during their pre-season tour of the Far East, were the victims of, what has been described by manager Sir Alice Ferguson as, an attack by...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Arjen Robbing, the Chelsea whinger and diver, has agreed personal terms with Spanish footballing giants Real Madrid and will sign for them as soon as he gets back to his feet.

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Funny story: Chelski Sugar Daddy Must Go

Chelski Sugar Daddy Must Go

Chelski FC owner Roman Abramovich has been forced to leave the UK. The move comes after Russia and the UK entered rows over the Alexander Litvinenko murder.

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Funny story: Chelsea Buys Africa

Chelsea Buys Africa

Chelsea Football Club has bought Africa in a deal thought to be worth £50m, a statement released to the City revealed today. The deal, expected to generate up to £20m worth of additional revenue each year through the UN 'Balls to Hunger' sch...

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