The Vatican announced today that it is instituting the first Catholic draft since the Children's Crusade several hundred years ago. The draft is in response to a recent Vatican symposium on pedophilia and the sexual abuse of minors by priests.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secretly married this weekend in a secret wedding somewhere in Africa. No details are known of the ceremony, except that the children that they have adopted from 167 different countries all served as bridesmaids, groomsm...
Paris-France; In scenes reminiscent of a Mother Teresa press conference, French nun Sister Marie Simon-Jolie faced the worlds media today and told proudly of how the former Pontiff Pope John Paul II had cured her of her terrible addiction to the Brit...
A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.
Even in the Roman Catholic Church, it can be "hard out their for a Pope" to be a Saint. A parade of Papas with syphilis, sons and silicone implants have failed the test for canonization. Even widely venerated Papa John-Paul Segundo (They ch...
With The Very Mostest Reverend Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin on his usual Passion Week ski vacation and High Holy Days Carnival Cruise, thespoof has managed to get none other than Catholic Cleric and Romance Novelist and Sociologist and Irish bullshit artist, Andy Da Greedy.
VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement reaffirming the church's traditional stances on remarriage and gay marriage, encouraging the return to the use of Latin in ceremonies, and calling on Catholic politicians to follow the chur...
Bless me Father for I have sinned,it has been a week since my last confession.Father,I am not a catholic but I feel so guilty that I might as well be one or one of those pre-catholics...oh yeah,jews.I continue to kill relatively innocent folks who join my organization because their region of the country has terrible schools and high unemployment-both of which are a direct result of my governmental...
The nuns have gone wild according to eyewitness reports of a catholic Mardi Gras bash last weekend.
Last week in County Galway in Ireland, Sister Bernadette was having her morning shit. Her doctor had instructed her to check for worms, so she carefully examined her stools before flushing. But instead of worms, she saw the shape of the Virgin Mary&#...
Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...
His Eminence Gerald "Kick'em while they're down" Kicanas seems to have launched his own little personal Inquisition according to an anonymous disgruntled source at a 250 person gathering to protest Bishop Gerry's silencing of a...
In direct contrast to the Catholic abandonment of the parish confessional, AskFrFred online confessional box is all the rage. Who would have suspected that the emotional abuse visited on generations of older Catholics would become a fad for today'...
The Catholic Church has for many years had to face declining numbers, as well as widespread mockery of its rigidly male membership in the face of stiff opposition.
Critics of the president's war strategy in Iraq and other cowboy "diplomatic" measures said an answer to the partisan way that he has conducted politics may be found in the prayer room of the U.S. Capitol in Washington.
Robert Redford's Sundance Film Festival kicked off this week in the central Utah town to the usual hoopla and stars. The crop of independent films competing for top prizes is as different from mainstream cinema as usual. There is also no surpri...
Harry Pinkerton, a 39-year-old school teacher and former altar boy, is suing the Catholic church for failing to abuse him. Pinkerton claims the lack of sexual assault has damaged his self esteem.
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