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Funny story: The Sundance Film Festival; Previewing the Winners

The Sundance Film Festival; Previewing the Winners

Robert Redford's Sundance Film Festival kicked off this week in the central Utah town to the usual hoopla and stars. The crop of independent films competing for top prizes is as different from mainstream cinema as usual. There is also no surpri...

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Funny story: Man sues Catholic Church for "Non-Abuse"

Man sues Catholic Church for "Non-Abuse"

Harry Pinkerton, a 39-year-old school teacher and former altar boy, is suing the Catholic church for failing to abuse him. Pinkerton claims the lack of sexual assault has damaged his self esteem.

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Funny story: Strange Love Triangle Ends in Murder-Suicide in Catholic HS Language Dept

Strange Love Triangle Ends in Murder-Suicide in Catholic HS Language Dept

In one of the most unusual crime stories of the century, three bodies were found in the resource room of St Salvatore Pointius HS this week. At first everyone including the police were stumped by the grizzly discovery. Little by little, facts began t...

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Funny story: Catholic High Schools Pull for Mandatory Drug Testing

Catholic High Schools Pull for Mandatory Drug Testing

Catholic High schools across the country are turning to mandatory drug testing of all students through a California firm that tests hair samples and guarantees accuracy within 90 days preceding the test.

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Funny story: Pope to allow oral sex for priests

Pope to allow oral sex for priests

Vatican City (AP) Priests all over the world celebrated as Pope Benedict XVI announced today that Catholic priests will now be allowed to receive fellatio and administer cunnilingus. This is in keeping with the Pope's "modernization" of...

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Funny story: The Pope Launches Catholic Lite

The Pope Launches Catholic Lite

In the latest attempt to stem the continuing decline in church attendances, the Pope has launched the Catholic Lite initiative. Catholic Lite is aimed at those who would like to be committed Catholics but when faced with attending Mass every Sunday,...

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Funny story: Mellon hacking gang in the dock

Mellon hacking gang in the dock

London - (Associated Mess): Next week sees the eagerly awaited London High Court criminal trial of US banking and oil heir apparent Matthew Mellon, famous for his maternal great-grandma Katherine Drexel becoming a Roman Catholic saint in 2000 after...

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Funny story: Swiss Guard Faces Axe from Vatican

Swiss Guard Faces Axe from Vatican

The Swiss Guard may soon be marching out of the Vatican as Pope Benedict XVI revolutionises Catholic Church finances with a sweeping programme of competitive tendering.

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Funny story: Reporter Curiously Unable to Find Disloyal Catholic for Comment.

Reporter Curiously Unable to Find Disloyal Catholic for Comment.

10-year reporter Jack Miller, a well-known journalist with a solid reputation for tracking down useful quotes, was found in a state of shock and confusion this morning, claiming that he had been unable to find a disloyal Catholic to quote on a story he was doing about a church closing in the Archdiocese of Boston. “I just don’t get it” Miller is reported to have said. “Every time anything...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Poised to Add New Sins To Top Seven

Catholic Church Poised to Add New Sins To Top Seven

Vatican City, Rome -- Precipitated by the recent passing of Pope John Paul II, the Catholic church is currently in the process of re-evaluating its role in the modern world. While the College of Cardinals are presently in seclusion choosing a new Pop...

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Funny story: Vatican to Bar Homosexual Priests

Vatican to Bar Homosexual Priests

(D.U.H.) In a move to be officially announced within six weeks, the Vatican will bar homosexual men from entering the Catholic priesthood. This is part of the new Pope's movement to purify the Catholic church from within. Benedict is following...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Revives Inquisition, Seeks Interview With Dan Brown

Catholic Church Revives Inquisition, Seeks Interview With Dan Brown

THE VATICAN-In a move that has impressed observers with its new Conservative orientation, the Catholic Church under the new Pope Benedict XVl, the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, has fully resurrected the medieval Holy Inquisition and assigned it t...

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Funny story: Pope vows to defend Catholic church's 'pro-life' doctrine at Moscow VE Record Turnout

Pope vows to defend Catholic church's 'pro-life' doctrine at Moscow VE Record Turnout

Flanked by President Bush, French President Jacques Chirac and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, Putin accompanied by virtually all other World leaders, listened to a rousing speech by Pope John Paul II and Stalin condemning mass murder, violence...

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Funny story: Vatican Goes Nuclear

Vatican Goes Nuclear

ROME, MONDAY - Rumours have been leaking from inside Vatican City throughout the weekend that the newly-elected pontiff, pope Benedict XVI, intends to get tough on other religions who don't share the Roman Catholic view of spirituality. These appear...

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Funny story: Pope Stole My Name - Class Action Law Suit Set To Follow

Pope Stole My Name - Class Action Law Suit Set To Follow

Benny Hinn today claimed that Pope Benedict XVI had stolen his name in an effort to confuse worshippers of the Benny Hinn Ministries into following the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church and thus improving their falling attendance figures. The cl...

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Funny story: Vatican Rock City

Vatican Rock City

A ceremonial puff of black smoke arose from the chimney near the Vatican on Monday signaling that the leaders of the Catholic Church had failed to elect a pope and had all decided to light their ceremonial Columbian cigars given to the Pope by Fidel...

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Funny story: Vatican Election Result - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI

Vatican Election Result - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI

The future of the Vatican finances and the leadership of the Catholic Church has been ensured by the unanimous nomination of the future envoy - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI. Roberto Calvi, a highly secretive ghost Spoof reporter has been following...

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