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Funny story: Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...

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Funny story: Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...

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Funny story: Congressman Declares his Atheism

Congressman Declares his Atheism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Pete Stark (D-CA) has revealed that he does not believe in the existence of a supreme being, making him the highest ranking public official to make such a public declaration. Reaction has been swift.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.

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Funny story: No More Discrimination for Race, Sex, Religion... or Personality

No More Discrimination for Race, Sex, Religion... or Personality

The California legislature has passed a new law making it illegal for any employer, educational institution or landlord operating within its borders to "discriminate against any citizen on the basis of race, sex, age, religion, sexual orientatio...

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: California Outlaws Spanking

California Outlaws Spanking

The state of Calfornia legislature has voted to outlaw spanking. Effective February 1, it will be illegal to spank a child as a form or punishment. The new law has drawn strong reactions from people in the Golden state. Mary Jane Smith of San Di...

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Funny story: California Lawmaker Proposes Spanking Ban

California Lawmaker Proposes Spanking Ban

Backside, CA., January 21. A CA congresswoman has proposed a ban on spanking that has got everyone talking.

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Funny story: Cox Merges With Ucker

Cox Merges With Ucker

Atlanta, GA multi-media provider Cox Communications completed its planned merger with Ucker Media, a California based provider of internet services. The company will be re-named Cox-Ucker Inc.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Making Whoopee

Britney Spears Making Whoopee

MTV Land, Hollywood, California---Britney Spears is promising anyone who will listen and even some who won't that she is planning to return to her first love, making babies.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger and his Dumbells

Schwarzenegger and his Dumbells

Sacramento, California...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids

Schwarzenegger Warns Young Athletes Not to Use Steroids

Sacramento, California...

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Funny story: Jon Stewart Takes A Fresh Approach To Oscar

Jon Stewart Takes A Fresh Approach To Oscar

On and Offstage at the Kodak Theatre, Hollywood and Vine, Los Angeles, California -- In a glib commercial effort to lighten up the sometimes not so serious Oscars, Jon Stewart has decided to hand himself a golden boy toy for hosting the 2006 televisi...

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Funny story: Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race

Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race

"Heck no I'm not dead," Pat Butram (Mr Haney) from Green Acres told reporters. Butram went on to say, "That is an outright lie PERPETRATED by my fine opponent the governor of California, Arnold .. Arnold .. What's that fella&...

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Funny story: 'The Governator' has Sex-Change

'The Governator' has Sex-Change

Governor of California Arnold Scwharzenegger has decided to have sex-reassignment surgery, and intends to serve out his term as 'Miss Dolores Satinette'.

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Funny story: California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License

California suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License

LAPD Officer Shaun Watson told reporters, "The reason I pulled him over is because he was driving the wrong way down a one way street. On the sidewalk. With his blinkers, headlights and windshield wiper on." Stevie Wonder denies that he ha...

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Funny story: Kate Burton: "I'm Clinically Insane"

Kate Burton: "I'm Clinically Insane"

JERUSALEM - At a press conference here today, Kate Burton opened with a one sentence statement, echoing a California actor turned governor: "I'll be back." Wearing a new keffiyeh, which was a gift from her kidnappers, and fashionably dressed in an or...

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