Vacuous strumpet and Multi talented Katie price has sold her breasts as part of a deal to build a new ski slope in Essex. "Her Silicon valley is ideal for skiers of all abilities", claims Peter Andre." I love a slide up there myself. Katie loves...
OTTAWA, Canada - One of the most famous breast models in Canada, Quintessa Saginaw, 29, has sued her plastic surgeon Dr. Pierre Takabuki. Ms. Saginaw says that she went in for a simple breast augmentation and when she came out of the operating roo...
Scientists at the Dolly Parton institute of Nipple sucking have been pawing, nuzzling and groping their way through research on the long term effects of breast feeding. Since infants take so darn long to grow up, researchers used themselves as the te...
Dale Winton, host of "Hole in the Wall", amongst other televisual works of genius, has declared today his love of "big juicy tits". The 53 year old added "There's nothing I like more than milking a massive pair of swollen tits". His off the cuff...
A woman underwent nine breast-implant surgeries, even leaving the country, to set the world record for the largest bust. People...well..men.. were already fairly impressed last April, when they heard that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for...
Taylor Swift has broken all of the music industry records and she is only nineteen but she has relatively small breasts. Country music critics are comparing her meteoric rise to stardom to the great and big busted country music superstar Dolly Pa...
In a startling revelation today, Mr Jack Scrumptious told this reporter that his girlfriend had the most perfect pair of breasts in the world. "They're absolutely perfect," Mr Scrumptious told us. "They're firm, they're bouncy, they're pert and a...
Australia has charged a big busted Malaysian woman with attempting to smuggle heroin into Melbourne by hiding the drugs under her boobs. Officials of the Customs Department say they suspected the woman may have been carrying drugs when she arrived...
If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...
VASSALBORO, Maine - In an effort to attract more customers, Rayburn Fiberfab, owner of The Fiberfab Seafood Grill & Coffee Shop has decided that his two waitresses will work topless. Fiberfab said that the two waitresses, Vera Croxton and Maur...
Nutcase Amy Winehouse stunned tourists and locals alike by performing an outrageous topless dance on holiday in St Lucia. The tattooed Rehab singer bared her breasts for a bizarre hotel balcony boogie, before appearing on the beach to splash abou...
Business in this desperate economy are trying all manner and means of gimmick and gainsay to boosts sales and bring in the customers. Hooters the chain restaurant that sells a good long look at their waitresses top and rear nasty bits has suffered al...
TittyCorp, a manufacturer of silicon and the now outlawed organic breast implants, has been ordered to recall their latest organic based breast implants, called Tiggerbitties™, when it was learned that the implants began to grow after being imp...
The Dairy Council of America, an independent board of major dairy owners, approved the retail sales of cheese made from breast milk under the "cheese" and "dairy" names. The products are scheduled to begin hitting store shelves at the beginning of t...
A man who touched a book written by Katie Price aka Jordan, found to his disdain, that he started to grow enormous breasts, says a report. Robin Johnson, 48, from Woking, was rummaging around the shelves of a secondhand bookshop in the town, as he...
Sydney, Australia - (ReUterus & Bare Ass Mess): "I blame them fetid Somali pirates, personally," was the only printable comment from Dave Skank, Editor of leading Ausralian ladsmag Rough! today. Skank, 69 has been left redfaced and 'feeling a...
It's official: High School Musical star Zac Efron is a breast man. Or so he tells his grandmother. The actor likes nothing more than having a plump, ripe, juicy pair of breasts laid out in front of him to salivate over. And eat. "I love chicken...
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