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Funny story: Chinese Switch to Other Milk Sources in Dairy Scare

Chinese Switch to Other Milk Sources in Dairy Scare

The Chinese have switched to other sources of milk due to recent contamination problems and deaths in the nation's dairy supplies. Alternative ways to obtain calcium and other needed nutrients are being explored to keep the Oriental babies from...

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Funny story: Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Star of screen and Harry Potter films, Emma Watson, today showed the world and Daniel Radcliffe her new tits. Fresh from a trip to the Himalayas following the recent Olympics (the Olympics were of course not held in the Himalayas), the Himalayan M...

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Funny story: DIY Giant To Ban Russia's Olympic Team From Its Croydon Branch

DIY Giant To Ban Russia's Olympic Team From Its Croydon Branch

A controversy is controversing like buggery today over plans by retail giant, B&Q, who according to reports being reported, is planning to ban the sale of gardening implements. A spokesman for the DIY chain commented: "Gardening gear can be...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

(New York--NY) Ed-E-torial is back, and you voted. And yes, Amber Colt will be the new co-host. Not only is Amber ready to take on the tough stories, she's ready to take off her top for a good cause. And that cause is Darfur relief. If Amber can do that, can't you do your part to help? Visit eBay to bid on Amber's bra. And check out Ed-E-torial 24.

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Funny story: Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

Clooney "Judy Finnigan's Tits have Ruined my Love Life"

In a sensational outburst on UK television, enigmatic commitment phobic George Clooney has revealed that he hasn't had an orgasm with a woman since the Millenium. Clooney (47), the second sexiest man on the planet whose thumbs are reportedly insu...

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Funny story: Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

Harry Potter star Emma Watson today made the shocking discovery of lumps on her chest. Rushed to her local GP by a distraught mother, clutching only a BUPA membership certificate, the starlet, managing to bypass the ex-World War 2 Kamp Kommandant...

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Funny story: Big Brother's Rebecca banned from stripping

Big Brother's Rebecca banned from stripping

The House of Commons has rushed through legislation banning Big Brother housemate Rebecca Shiner from constantly showing off her flabby baps.

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Funny story: WALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd

WALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd

(La La Land, CA) - By turning on both children and adults, WALL-E sucked up nearly $63 million at the North American box office this past weekend. Telling the story of the last working sex toy/vacuum cleaner left on a barren and ref...

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Funny story: Titties Bill is passed in House of Commons with narrow majority

Titties Bill is passed in House of Commons with narrow majority

A bill to extend the rights of men to stare at women's breasts for up to 42 days has narrowly been passed by the House of Commons. Many of those who suggested that Gordon Brown's ability to stay on as Prime Minister rested with the controver...

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Funny story: Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

In a truly original ad campaign, Svedka Vodka has rocked Madison Ave with its full page ad in the NY Times.

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Funny story: Men with Big Tits Get hit-on By Workmates

Men with Big Tits Get hit-on By Workmates

Men with oversized boobs (alternatively referred to as 'moobs') are being sexually harassed by male co-workers at their places of work.

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Funny story: U.S. Women's Olympic soccer team drops sports bra sponsorship after Chinese government orders them to keep their shirts on

U.S. Women's Olympic soccer team drops sports bra sponsorship after Chinese government orders them to keep their shirts on

Beijing, China - In order to comply with the highly censored and strict Chinese government run TV standards, the U.S. women's Olympic soccer team had to sign an agreement that they would not remove their shirts on the field or anytime during a so...

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Funny story: Big tits saved by High Court

Big tits saved by High Court

The High Court today passed a bill banning Breast reduction.

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Funny story: Swedes have best tits in the world

Swedes have best tits in the world

'It is one of the greatest spectacles on earth and I for one will never forget the sight of all those magnificent tits straining against the very fabric of life itself in the pursuit of immortality'...

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Funny story: Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

PLANNING officers have recommended Jodie Marsh's new boobs be torn down after she applied for retrospective planning permission for the rack.

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Funny story: Padre Pio's body sprouts breasts

Padre Pio's body sprouts breasts

Vatican - (Embalming Mess): In what has been described as a god awful embarrassment for the Vatican the exhumed body of stick martyr Padre Pio has suddenly sprouted breasts.

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Funny story: Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

On a flight to Australia, Katie Price was arrested when her over sized breasts exploded, covering several passengers in a gel like substance.

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