Sir Alex Ferguson was reportedly 'spitting feathers' following the arrest of the entire Manchester United squad, staff, and officials at their London hotel in the early hours of the morning. All parties were detained and interrogated at Paddington...
Should Chelsea manage to beat Barcelona, thus setting up an all English final in Rome with Manchester United or Arsenal, Rome Police have said that they are well prepared to deal with a large influx of English soccer fans. Following violent scenes...
Sir Alex Ferguson has told journalists at a Press conference earlier today, that although he has enjoyed a wonderful reign in charge of Manchester United, he regrets having a poor record in the Champions League. United have won the CL just twice u...
A spokesman for Manchester United has confirmed that the entire squad have been struck down, all contracting Swine Flu. It appears that Gary Neville, who recently visited Mexico, is the individual who carried the virus to a United training session...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is ready to bankrupt himself to prove his certainty of a Gunners victory in the semi final of the Champions League. The Frenchman has cashed in his life insurance, emptied his life savings and mortgaged his house twic...
There was good news for Sunderland fans today after their recent run of poor form has left them teetering just above the Premier League relegation places. Black Cats manager Ricky Sbragia told reporters that the club was close to signing their fir...
Reports are indicating that Newcastle temporary manager Alan "Niceguy" Shearer has already handed out some notable punishment to Joey Barton following his sending off against Liverpool. It is an interesting turn of events, as given his nice guy im...
Newcastle United badboy Joey Barton has lay the blame for his extraordinary and unnecessary challenge on Liverpool's Xabi Alonso at Anfield yesterday, squarely at the door of his friend and fellow Manchester City fan, Ricky Hatton. Hatton was beat...
Manchester City, desperate to purchase sporting superstars with the money of their owner, the oil tycoon Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, has made a number of enquiries about signing boxer Manny Pacquiao. It is unknown at this time whether Pacq...
Birmingham City were promoted back to the Premier League this afternoon after their 2-1 victory at Reading, with their chairman David Gold telling fans that, not only was he the chairman, but also the club's biggest fan. Well, not really their big...
Telly football commentator and pundit Chris Kamara was given a stern warning today from a man who described himself as a 'herb doctor'. The self styled herb doctor advised Kamara not to get too worked up over nothing or he was in very real danger of...
Sir Alex Ferguson admitted today that Howard Webb would be unlikely to take part in another Manchester United game this season. Following his controversial display in United's 5 - 2 home victory over Spurs, Sir Alex felt it was time for Howard Web...
A Press statement is expected to be released later today that may have severe implications for the FA Cup final between Chelsea and Everton at Wembley on 30 May. It's thought that, because of developments in the Swine Flu crisis, with the virus no...
Barcelona have been shocked by a sensational statement released by their star player, Lional Messi, stating that he 'dreams' of playing for Manchester United. The Argentine, nicknamed 'The Flea', is believed to be ready to hand in a transfer requ...
Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has applauded the decision by the Football Association to hire the services of well-known designer and presenter of BBC1 DIY home improvement programme, Changing Rooms, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, in a bid t...
League One football club, and high street purveyor of discount items has announced that it is to go into Administration today. The club, which is most famous for its Pick 'N' Mix brand has suffered in the recession as shoppers have abandoned the h...
In a move considered knee jerk even by Mike Ashley standards, Alan Shearer was sensationally sacked last night by the Newcastle chairman after just three games in charge. Shearer, tall, blonde, 41, from Newcastle was said to be "devastated" to be...
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