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Funny story: UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that European football's governing body, UEFA, may well back down over the Darren Fletcher sending-off incident during the Champions League match between Manchester United and Arsenal on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

News just in from FA headquarters is that former Premier League referee, Graham Poll, has been apprehended and taken to a secure psychiatric unit after a bizarre statement he made regarding Tuesday night's Champions League match between Arsenal and M...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Drogba Admits He's Fcukin' His Grace

Chelsea's Drogba Admits He's Fcukin' His Grace

In a fit of frustration after an humiliating defeat, Chelsea 's rude footballer Didier Drogba confessed to all the world that he is fucking his grace. Swiss Uefa officials reported shock and awe over Drogba's decision to scream the love that dare...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba To Become A Ref

Didier Drogba To Become A Ref

Didier Drogba, Chelsea's Ivory Coast striker, was last night so incensed by the "disgraceful performance" of Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, in the Champions League semi-final second leg against Barcelona, that he has decided to give up playin...

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Funny story: Platini's Dirty Plan

Platini's Dirty Plan

UEFA President Michelle Platini has denied anti-English bias after Chelsea had five penalty appeals rejected during a stormy 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge. Shrugging enigmatically, Mms. Platini said: "Je ne regrette rien. Barcelona play beautiful fo...

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Funny story: Chelsea blow chance to lose in Champions League final

Chelsea blow chance to lose in Champions League final

Devastated Chelsea were left weeping last night as they managed to throw away a place in the final of the Champion's League. Chelsea who were fully expecting to lose to Manchester United if they made it to the final given the air of inevitability...

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Funny story: Chelsea Hammer Barcelona

Chelsea Hammer Barcelona

There were celebrations at Stamford Bridge tonight, as unfancied Chelsea hammered their Champions League semi-final opponents, Barcelona, 1-0 to set up a repeat of last year's final with Manchester United in Rome on 27 May. Chelsea had drawn 0-0 w...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal

Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal

Despite loosing the European Champions League semi final against Manchester United, one Arsenal player has something to smile about. Young defender Keiran Gibbs has been handed a six figure contract to advertise Heelies. The wheeled shoe manufa...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ace Drowns Sorrows In Style

Arsenal Ace Drowns Sorrows In Style

Nicklas Bendtner, Arsenal's 6'2" Danish international striker drowned his sorrows in style at a London nightclub following his team's thorough flogging at the hands of a rampant Manchester United. Bendtner was seen to be escorted from a South Kens...

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Funny story: Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has said that the dismissal of Darren Fletcher by referee Roberto Rosetti in last night's Champions League semi-final victory against Arsenal, was "a tragedy" and that the Italian should be "struck off".

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Funny story: Ferguson claims Darren Fletcher victim of "hate crime"

Ferguson claims Darren Fletcher victim of "hate crime"

Sir Alex Ferguson, a man not well known for under-reacting to situations, has launched a campaign to have referee Roberto Rosetti immediately sent to a Siberian salt mine for the rest of his life. Following Manchester United's match against Arsena...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

At 1-0 down, it was always going to an enormous task for Arsenal to square things up in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Manchester United tonight, but fielding their women's team was never going to be enough, and so it proved.

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Funny story: Friends of Terry Henry society lead Manure to slaughter

Friends of Terry Henry society lead Manure to slaughter

Terry Henry's personal fan club have let the clueless northern English club of Man utd into a final drubbing. Ade-bray-eour worked effortlessly to produce no quality and substance at all. Robin van clueless seemed to have forgotten what to to wit...

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Funny story: Lucy Bronze Appears To Monkey Woods In A Dream

Lucy Bronze Appears To Monkey Woods In A Dream

She was the Woman of the Match yesterday for Sunderland Womens Football Club in their 2-1 FA Cup final defeat to Arsenal ladies, but Lucy Bronze put on an even more stunning performance last night, when appearing to Spoof writer Monkey Woods in a dre...

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Funny story: Arsenal pull a "Ricky Hatton" in Champion's League

Arsenal pull a "Ricky Hatton" in Champion's League

Arsenal FC crashed out of the Champion's league last night in a sporting performance that rivalled that of battered fighter Ricky Hatton. In a 2 round knockout, Manchester United beat Arsenal to proceed through to the final of the Champion's Leagu...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger admits that he is actually from Birmingham

Arsene Wenger admits that he is actually from Birmingham

Arsenal manager has made a shocking announcement today, during what had been expected to be a routine press conference. On entering the room, Wenger announced that he would not be taking questions and had a prepared statement which he intended to...

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Funny story: Phil Neville to "Phil" gaps in Everton team for FA Cup Final

Phil Neville to "Phil" gaps in Everton team for FA Cup Final

Everton FC has been placed in a dramatically dire situation following further injuries to their senior team. With the latest series of injuries impacting the squad following last weekend's league fixtures, the Everton manager David Moyes has had t...

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