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Funny story: Germans Battered Again - Will They Ever Get It Right?

Germans Battered Again - Will They Ever Get It Right?

Wednesday, Nou Camp, Barcelona - The Germans, in the guise of Bayern Munich, embarked once again on a mission to conquer Europe here tonight, but as history tells us, German domination isn't happpening anytime soon. Led by uber alles supremo Jurgen K...

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Funny story: Football Clubs Slam Church

Football Clubs Slam Church

Premiership football clubs have slammed the church for organising masses on Sundays, especially on Easter Sunday. Martin O'Neill, manager of Aston Villa, said "We have a big game on Sunday and the local churches are trying to lure our supporters away...

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Funny story: Manchester United make audacious new bid

Manchester United make audacious new bid

Cash rich Manchester United has dipped its toe in a new transfer market causing their trade mark controversy in the process. Following the weekend's photo's of United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving a Berlin restaurant with German Chancellor,...

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Funny story: No Comment

No Comment

Merseyside - Last night. It looked like business as usual for the red half of Merseyside when Fernando Torres put Liverpool ahead after six minutes in the Champions League quarter final first leg. Liverpool, who have recently been kidding themselv...

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Funny story: Christiano Ronaldo Quits Man Utd

Christiano Ronaldo Quits Man Utd

Christiano Ronaldo, after months of speculation, has finally confirmed that he is to move away from Manchester United. Ronaldo has been plying his trade at Old Trafford for 'some' years now, and many people in many places assumed that he would con...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss In Chewing Controversy

Manchester United Boss In Chewing Controversy

Bad news just keeps on cropping-up for the Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson! This morning, he was at the centre of a new and potentially-damaging controversy over his touchline behaviour during games, and more specifically, his penchant f...

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Funny story: New Topless Soccer League Promises Titillating Action

New Topless Soccer League Promises Titillating Action

Groping for ways to stimulate fan interest in soccer in the United States, spokesperson Bubba Feelgood of the Blueballs Soccer Association announced formation of a new 69-team women's league to begin play on Father's Day. "Because soccer itself...

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Funny story: Manchester United Bottle Gone

Manchester United Bottle Gone

There were disappointed fans at Old Trafford tonight after the Champions League quarter-final first-leg match between Manchester United and FC Porto ended in a 2-2 draw, giving the Portuguese side a distinct advantage going in to the second leg next...

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Funny story: Plans for 'Bobby Zamora Day' shelved due to economic crisis

Plans for 'Bobby Zamora Day' shelved due to economic crisis

Plans to hold a 'Bobby Zamora Day' were halted yesterday, after it was deemed inappropriate to be celebrating during a time of economic uncertainty. The event in honour of Fulham F.C striker Zamora, which was due to be held at the Tooting Communi...

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Funny story: Van Persie out!

Van Persie out!

Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie has been ruled out of Tuesday's Champions League quarter-final first leg against Villarreal due to a bizarre double booking. At the same time that he was due to start the game in Spain, he had also agreed to help...

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Funny story: Shamed Rangers stars speak out

Shamed Rangers stars speak out

Former Ibrox idols Barry Ferguson and Allan Mcgregor today attempted to salvage their careers by holding a press conference that was claimed would set the record straight about their recent actions. The disgraced pair, after finishing their milk a...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans Incensed Over Proposed Name Change

Manchester United Fans Incensed Over Proposed Name Change

Violent disorder broke out in Manchester tonight in the wake of the club's 3-2 victory over a plucky Aston Villa, following news that the club's American owners were preparing for a rebranding of the club, beginning with a name change. "United's a...

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Funny story: 17 Year Old Italian Loses Virginity In Manchester

17 Year Old Italian Loses Virginity In Manchester

Ecstatic scenes today in Manchester as 'Fred The Red' Macheda, with back to goal, took one touch before curling a sublime right footed shot beyond the grasp of a desperate Brad Friedel and ever onward into the net, sealing a 3-2 victory for Mancheste...

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Funny story: Manchester Rovers under investigation about new player

Manchester Rovers under investigation about new player

Manchester Rovers are under investigation by the Soccerball Association, after they fielded a player with size 32 shoes. The player, Ronaldo McDonaldo, is a professional clown and regularly uses his 50cm (20") shoes to entertain the public. But th...

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Funny story: Diplomatic Incident after Ref hit by missile

Diplomatic Incident after Ref hit by missile

There were tense scenes at the UN Security Council this afternoon after it was confirmed the referee at the Cardiff City and Swansea City football derby was hit by a missile launched from North Korea, and not from a member of the crowd as was first c...

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Funny story: Alan Shearer admits that he's 'A Very Naughty boy'

Alan Shearer admits that he's 'A Very Naughty boy'

Alan Shearer, the so called 'saviour of Newcastle' was forced to admit last night that he was "not the messiah, but a very naughty boy." Speaking after Newcastle's 2-0 defeat to Chelsea, Shearer owned up to a elaborate hoax, after admitting that h...

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Funny story: Shearer greeted like the Messiah in Newcastle

Shearer greeted like the Messiah in Newcastle

Following Barack Obama entering London looking like an ass - or rather sitting on one - it was new Newcastle United manager Alan Shearer's turn to get the Messiah treatment today. Thousands of adoring people lined the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyn...

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