London: David Cameron's leadership of the UK Conservative Party was today questioned by MPs angered by his decision to ditch the Party's commitment to glamour schools.
Research recently conducted into violent youth culture has informed us that ome of the most violent youths in soiciety are upset by the tag "gang"...
LONDON (RootArse) - Consumers made a record number of complaints about estate and letting agents last year, the industry's body annual report revealed this week.
It has been announced today that there will be a major energy shake up in the both the Houses of Commons and Lords shortly.
The use of the word "gangs" to describe youths who hang around committing crime could make their activities worse, a study has claimed.
WASHINGTOWN (RootArse) - Osama bin Liner ordered al Qaeda's leader in Iraq, Abu Mosad ali Xanadu the third, to form a cell in 2005 to plot attacks outside of Iraq and make the United States his main target, a sen...
Tokyo is to host the world premiere of the fifth, and hopefully last, in the series of Harry Potter film extravaganzas, The Orders Of Pat Phoenix, on June 28. The city, which is in Japan
A pessimistic report on global warming reveals that the entire planet Earth will burn to a cinder in less than 2 years, according to Ralph Stetson, Chairman of the film department at Collins College in Tempe, AZ.
Austin, TX - Thousands of angry prostitutes descended on the state capital building in Austin, Texas yesterday, decrying unfair competition and calling on legislators to enact stricter regulations on sexual activity in the state. Organizers chanted...
It has been reported that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Corporation Worldwide has purchased a brand new Sony PlayStation 3 60GB. Despite him owning the company that fronts the PS3's main opposition, the xBox 360, He has purchased one in favour of...
Barack Obama today announced his support for a $50/hour minimum wage, as the competition among Democrats heats up for the Presidency.
Hot on the heels of the success of his Great Britons award, graffiti artist Banksy, is at it again.
It's all change at the BBC as a new broom looks set to sweep clean.
A man from Bognor Regis in Scotland is at the end of his tether, for try as he might, he just can't seem to shake his chronic depression.
Europe, RootArse: - Healthcare officials across Europe have called for an inquiry and independent survey of fatties and blubber butts, due a recent increase in the amount of complete porkers seen wandering the street...
London ASS' Press: - Oxford Street was rocked today as customers stayed away in droves from the unveiling of a new line of facial mirkins and hairpieces.
PASADENA (AP Newsliar) -- Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) offered startling new evidence today that mankind's out-of-control CO2 production has already devastated the fragile ecology of Mars.
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