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Funny story: Roy Keane In Line For Ipswich Job

Roy Keane In Line For Ipswich Job

After Ipswich Town had sacked their Irish manager Jim Magilton earlier today, the future of ex-Sunderland boss, Roy Keane, began to look a little clearer tonight, when it emerged that the Irishman had travelled to the area for an interview. Keane...

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Funny story: Liverpool - Police hunt men

Liverpool - Police hunt men

Once again Liverpool is a city in mourning as all of Liverpool Football club's back four have gone missing. The players failed to turn up for the match against Chelsea last week but were expected to return to Anfield in last night's fixture with A...

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Funny story: Hull City Shitting Themselves Ahead Of Liverpool Game

Hull City Shitting Themselves Ahead Of Liverpool Game

Hull City manager Phil Brown was reported to be in an advanced state of anxiety as he prepared his squad for the visit of Liverpool to the KC Stadium on Saturday, and has said that the Tigers players are "fairly shitten' themselves at the prospect".

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Funny story: Liverpool vs Arsenal results in 4-4 Goal-fest as both managers play with no Goalie

Liverpool vs Arsenal results in 4-4 Goal-fest as both managers play with no Goalie

Both Rafa Benitez and Arsene Wenger threw caution to the wind as they aimed to win last night's Premiership clash between Liverpool FC and Arsenal. For the first time in the Premiership, both sides opted to play with no Goalkeeper, allowing them t...

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Funny story: Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Manchester United forward Dimitar Berbatov is appearing in BBC television program "Rogue Traders" tonight at eight thirty. Berbatov was followed for over two weeks by the shows presenters Matt Allwright an investigative journalist, and his side-kick,...

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Funny story: Moyes passes Fergie 'Mind Games' Test

Moyes passes Fergie 'Mind Games' Test

David Moyes is set to become the next Manager of Manchester United after passing the infamous Mind Games test. A source close to Sir Alex reports that David Moyes was tasked with forcing Mike Riley into a ludicrous decision by simply feeding some...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Cracked!

Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Cracked!

It's been a long and gruelling season for Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, but the pressure on the Scot finally seems to have taken its toll, if a new video circulating the internet is to be believed. For Sir Alex, whose team are favou...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish Being Lined-Up As Next Liverpool Manager

Kenny Dalglish Being Lined-Up As Next Liverpool Manager

There were rumblings all across Merseyside tonight, as Liverpool legend Kenny Dalglish was rumoured to be returning to the club to take up a position in the Reds' youth set-up, but some people at the club believe there is more to it than that. Dal...

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Funny story: Sammy Lee defends "Arrogant" Rafa Benitez, Liverpool FC Manager

Sammy Lee defends "Arrogant" Rafa Benitez, Liverpool FC Manager

Sammy Lee, the assistant manager of Liverpool FC has defended Rafa "Arrogant Chief Akimwolo" Benitez against Alex Fegusons recent outbursts. "The King is not an arrogant man" Sammy explained, "He takes lunch with us fortnightly and has heard many...

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Funny story: Wembley Pitch faces more scrutiny, FA to make changes

Wembley Pitch faces more scrutiny, FA to make changes

The Wembley pitch which has taken so much criticism over the last weekend will be changed the FA has confirmed today. The pitch, which was designed as part football turf and part adventure playground, has raised a number of eyebrows since it was o...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Calls For Penalties To Be Re-taken

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Calls For Penalties To Be Re-taken

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today unleashed a scathing attack against the FA groundsman responsible for preparing the Wembley Stadium pitch for yesterday's FA Cup semi-final defeat at the hands of Everton, and has called for the p...

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Funny story: New Wembley Stadium Pitch To Be Torn Up After Sir Alex Ferguson Orders It

New Wembley Stadium Pitch To Be Torn Up After Sir Alex Ferguson Orders It

The FA has released a statement on its website this morning to announce that the much-maligned pitch at the new Wembley Stadium will be torn up, after it was alleged by Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, that the pitch was "dead". Fergu...

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Funny story: Federico Macheda To Be Loaned To Accrington Stanley

Federico Macheda To Be Loaned To Accrington Stanley

Sir Alex Ferguson has announced that he is sending Italian football ace Federico Macheda on loan to Accrington Stanley, with immediate effect. The decision comes following the defeat in the FA Cup semi final. It is thought that Macheda's failure t...

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Funny story: Neville Neville the true loser of Man United Vs Everton FA Cup Semi Final

Neville Neville the true loser of Man United Vs Everton FA Cup Semi Final

Spare a thought today for the true loser of Sunday's FA Cup Semi-Final match between Manchester United and Everton. Neville Neville the father of Gary Neville (Man United Captain) and Phil Neville (Everton Captain) is reeling tonight having witnes...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Dimitar Berbatov - Premier League's Most Arrogant Player

Manchester United's Dimitar Berbatov - Premier League's Most Arrogant Player

It was there for the taking! A Wembley FA Cup Final appearance, the glory of silverware and a Cup winners medal to boot! All he had to do was slot the ball past Tim Howard. But then... Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United's record £30million signin...

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Funny story: Manchester United Still Favourites To Win FA Cup

Manchester United Still Favourites To Win FA Cup

Manchester United have been installed as odds on favourites to win this years FA Cup. This is despite losing the semi final to Everton during a penalty shoot out. Andy Fakeirishman, a leading soccer pundit for ITV said "I don't care what anyone sa...

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Funny story: Riot Police To Wear Numbers

Riot Police To Wear Numbers

Following the fallout from the G20 riots police are to wear football style numbers on their backs at future riots. It is hoped that this will lead to the swift identification of any wrong doers. They will then be shown either the yellow or red cards...

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