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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson describes "terrible, crippling boredom" in role

Sir Alex Ferguson describes "terrible, crippling boredom" in role

A despondent Sir Alex Ferguson claims to have lost all motivation and interest in his job as manager of Manchester United, the world's most valuable sport club. In an open and frank interview with Sir David Frost, Sir Alex admitted that he had rec...

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Funny story: Alan Shearer Sacked - Alan Sugar To Be Next Newcastle Boss

Alan Shearer Sacked - Alan Sugar To Be Next Newcastle Boss

Newcastle United boss, Sir Alan Shearer, was relieved of his temporary post this afternoon, after the Magpies could only draw 0-0 with Portsmouth at St James Park last night. They have not won under Shearer, and are now in real danger of dropping int...

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Funny story: John Terry abused by fans

John Terry abused by fans

Chelsea and England captain John Terry yesterday relived the moment that he was abused by a West Ham fan during a weekend match. "I was about to take a throw-in when, out the corner of my eye, I saw a kid put his thumbs in his ears and waggle his...

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Funny story: Howard Webb explains strange penalty decision

Howard Webb explains strange penalty decision

Howard Webb agreed to an exclusive interview with The Spoof senior sports correspondent yesterday to explain his widely criticised penalty decision against Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday. I met him outside his detached four bedroomed property in Ch...

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Funny story: The Curse Of The 1966 World Cup Final

The Curse Of The 1966 World Cup Final

For those who witnessed it, whether live at a sun drenched Wembley Stadium, or at home on a fuzzy black and white television set, it was an unforgettable experience. The World Cup Final, England 2 West Germany 2, the game in extra time. Geoff Hurst turns in the six yard box and rifles in a shot, which careens downwards off the crossbar before bouncing out of the goalmouth. But did it actually c...

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Funny story: Radio 5 Live's Alan Green The Rudest Man On Radio

Radio 5 Live's Alan Green The Rudest Man On Radio

Alan Green, the Radio 5 Live football commentator and 606 presenter, has been voted the rudest man on the airwaves. Green frequently hosts the fans' phone-in show after games have finished, yet still hasn't learnt how to speak to people in a manner befitting a person who has been lucky enough to have landed a prize job at the BBC. Alan conducts his show as if he, himself, is the central attr...

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Funny story: Hull City Record-Breaking Season Continues!

Hull City Record-Breaking Season Continues!

Hull City, the Premiership newboys, continue to enjoy their first season in English football's top flight, breaking records as they go, and are on the verge of breaking yet another one next week. As has already been mentioned, this is the Tigers f...

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Funny story: 'Result Was Never In Doubt' Says Liar

'Result Was Never In Doubt' Says Liar

When Manchester United trudged dejectedly off the pitch 2-0 down to Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford at half time, even the most diehard United supporter must have thought that the club's season had imploded. United's defence, seemingly impregnab...

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Funny story: An Open Letter to Michel Platini on Racism in Football

An Open Letter to Michel Platini on Racism in Football

Dear Mr. Platini, In response to your latest tirade against racism in football, it has to be pointed out that your conclusions are erroneous and false. In your days as a player you were a great footballer. However your place in the stadium was consistently on the pitch where you could hear the chants. However you were not privy to the thoughts and discussions that...

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Funny story: Portsmouth FC To Buy St Mary's From Local Rivals

Portsmouth FC To Buy St Mary's From Local Rivals

Reports emanating from Fratton Park appear to suggest that Portsmouth FC are prepared to offer bitter local rivals Southampton £10 million for St Mary's Stadium. It is a move which will clearly infuriate Saints fans, but a bloke in a suit coming out...

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Funny story: LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

London radio presenter, James O'Brien, got into hot water when he started slagging-off Chelsea and England footballer Frank Lampard on his programme today. O'Brien took calls on his LBC phone-in show about Lampard, and about how the player has spl...

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Funny story: Roy Keane Targetting Promotion THIS SEASON!

Roy Keane Targetting Promotion THIS SEASON!

New Ipswich Town manager, Roy Keane, got right down to business this afternoon when, during a Press conference to make his appointment official, the ex-Sunderland boss told reporters that he would be targetting immediate promotion from the Championsh...

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Funny story: Shame of Everton FA Cup ticket allocation

Shame of Everton FA Cup ticket allocation

Everton fans have been devastated today as the FA announced the number of tickets that the club would receive for its fans ahead of the FA Cup final against Chelsea. The FA has had a history of allocating a high number to corporate partners howeve...

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Funny story: Rafael Benitez apologises to Sir Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce

Rafael Benitez apologises to Sir Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce

Rafael Benitez confounded his critics by apologising to Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce at a hastily convened press conference earlier today. The normally calm and business like Benitez looked emotional as he said, "When I reviewed the footage fr...

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Funny story: Manchester United awarded Premiership Title

Manchester United awarded Premiership Title

In a surprise move, the Football Association has taken the unprecedented move of awarding Manchester United the Premiership title even with a number of matches still to go in the football season. Following the United win against Portsmouth, the ne...

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Funny story: Ipswich announce Keane is number one target for manager

Ipswich announce Keane is number one target for manager

Championship football club Ipswich Town are rumoured to be targeting Keane as their next manager, following Jim Magilton leaving the club to "travel the world". The idea that 3 piece piano rock combo Keane are thought capable of managing a footbal...

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Funny story: UEFA Orders Enquiry After Liverpool and Arsenal Draw

UEFA Orders Enquiry After Liverpool and Arsenal Draw

European football governing body UEFA have ordered an enquiry into the recent 4 - 4 draw between Liverpool and Arsenal. It has emerged that two large bets were made during the half time interval predicting a 4 - 4 draw. Michel Platini the UEFA pr...

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