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Funny story: The Race is not Over Yet

The Race is not Over Yet

Heads up, animal lovers, you finally have a presidential candidate you can whole heartedly support. Unfortunately, Trevor the Turtle has entered the 2000 presidential race.

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Funny story: Gas Prices Force Cut-Backs

Gas Prices Force Cut-Backs

After years of sky-rocketing summer gas prices, consumers have finally had enough. Many are just not going to take it any more, they are refusing to buy any more gas.

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Funny story: New Hominid Species Discovered

New Hominid Species Discovered

Paleontologists in New York have unearthed the fossil remains of a previously unknown hominid. Carbon dating indicates an age of 68 million years; much older than the famous Lucy uncovered in Africa.

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Funny story: New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

Yesterday German scientist Stefan Landheimer released new proof that watching gay porn actually negatively affects a man's fertility.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Shot In London

Gordon Brown Shot In London

There was pandemonium in London today when Gordon Brown was shot during a visit to a Marks & Spencer store in Oxford Street. Ambulance crews were called and Mr Brown was rushed to hospital, where his...

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Funny story: Wild Things Are Mistaken For Space Visitors

Wild Things Are Mistaken For Space Visitors

The truth about the mystery of crop circles is out. For we can reveal that they have nothing to do with extra-terrestrial visitors but more to do with a group of pole dancers from Gloucester.

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Funny story: Beefy Botham Slams His Knighthood

Beefy Botham Slams His Knighthood

Ian Beefy Botham is to be made a "Sir" in the forthcoming honours list and in characteristic fashion, the beer-swilling pot-head is hopping mad despite his good news.

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Funny story: Damien Hirst In Trouble Over His Latest Artistic Undertaking

Damien Hirst In Trouble Over His Latest Artistic Undertaking

This year's Turner Prize will have to do without former winner Damien Hirst, but that hasn't stopped the artist from unveiling two new pieces of work ahead of the competition.

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Funny story: Extraterrestrial Aliens Cross Border

Extraterrestrial Aliens Cross Border

In recent years there have been fewer sightings of unidentified flying objects, or UFOs in the United States. Just the opposite is true in Mexico, where there has been a phenomenal increase in UFO sightings over the past twenty years. A current mem...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson to Promote Ginsu Knives

O.J. Simpson to Promote Ginsu Knives

A spokesperson from the Ginsu knife company announced yesterday that former professional football superstar and double murder defendant O. J. Simpson has signed a contract to do a series of infomercials to be seen on late night television.

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Angry Over Bush Honor

Jimmy Carter Angry Over Bush Honor

An angry Jimmy Carter lashed out today at the current occupant of the White House, President George W. Bush, when he learned that Bush had been nominated for induction into the Ignoramus Hall of Fame.

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Funny story: Ignoramus Hall of Fame Selects Bush as Newest Inductee

Ignoramus Hall of Fame Selects Bush as Newest Inductee

Despite the myriad negative aspects that have come to define the presidency of George W. Bush, one bright spot recently emerged. Dubya was notified last week that he will be officially inducted into the Ignoramus Hall of Fame, or IHF, at their annua...

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Funny story: Olsen Twins Upset About Makeover

Olsen Twins Upset About Makeover

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, stars of the feel good, family friendly late eighties early nineties sit-com Full House, have announced that they intend to sue famed Hollywood makeover magnate Georgio Georgini for malpractice.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Moved to Halfway House: Holiday Inn

Paris Hilton Moved to Halfway House: Holiday Inn

Paris Hilton will be moved shortly from her cell in the Los Angeles Regional Detention Center to a halfway house.

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Funny story: Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

An eleven year old boy in Alabama killed a wild boar hog weighing 1151 pounds on a hunting trip with his father. The pig is reportedly larger than the famous Hogzilla of the state and is the largest reported boar ever.

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Funny story: U.S. Citizenship Granted to All Mexican Nationals

U.S. Citizenship Granted to All Mexican Nationals

Breaking News! President George W. Bush has just announced that he signed an executive order that grants U.S. citizenship to all Mexican nationals. That is ALL Mexican nationals, including those who are still in Mexico.

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Funny story: Nine Year Old In Cash For Honours Scandal

Nine Year Old In Cash For Honours Scandal

A nine year old girl in Berlin has been arrested by Interpol and is now being questioned by British detectives regarding the cash for honours scandal which almost broke Tony Blair.

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