Heads up, animal lovers, you finally have a presidential candidate you can whole heartedly support. Unfortunately, Trevor the Turtle has entered the 2000 presidential race.
After years of sky-rocketing summer gas prices, consumers have finally had enough. Many are just not going to take it any more, they are refusing to buy any more gas.
Paleontologists in New York have unearthed the fossil remains of a previously unknown hominid. Carbon dating indicates an age of 68 million years; much older than the famous Lucy uncovered in Africa.
Yesterday German scientist Stefan Landheimer released new proof that watching gay porn actually negatively affects a man's fertility.
There was pandemonium in London today when Gordon Brown was shot during a visit to a Marks & Spencer store in Oxford Street. Ambulance crews were called and Mr Brown was rushed to hospital, where his...
The truth about the mystery of crop circles is out. For we can reveal that they have nothing to do with extra-terrestrial visitors but more to do with a group of pole dancers from Gloucester.
Ian Beefy Botham is to be made a "Sir" in the forthcoming honours list and in characteristic fashion, the beer-swilling pot-head is hopping mad despite his good news.
This year's Turner Prize will have to do without former winner Damien Hirst, but that hasn't stopped the artist from unveiling two new pieces of work ahead of the competition.
In recent years there have been fewer sightings of unidentified flying objects, or UFOs in the United States. Just the opposite is true in Mexico, where there has been a phenomenal increase in UFO sightings over the past twenty years. A current mem...
A spokesperson from the Ginsu knife company announced yesterday that former professional football superstar and double murder defendant O. J. Simpson has signed a contract to do a series of infomercials to be seen on late night television.
An angry Jimmy Carter lashed out today at the current occupant of the White House, President George W. Bush, when he learned that Bush had been nominated for induction into the Ignoramus Hall of Fame.
Despite the myriad negative aspects that have come to define the presidency of George W. Bush, one bright spot recently emerged. Dubya was notified last week that he will be officially inducted into the Ignoramus Hall of Fame, or IHF, at their annua...
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, stars of the feel good, family friendly late eighties early nineties sit-com Full House, have announced that they intend to sue famed Hollywood makeover magnate Georgio Georgini for malpractice.
Paris Hilton will be moved shortly from her cell in the Los Angeles Regional Detention Center to a halfway house.
An eleven year old boy in Alabama killed a wild boar hog weighing 1151 pounds on a hunting trip with his father. The pig is reportedly larger than the famous Hogzilla of the state and is the largest reported boar ever.
Breaking News! President George W. Bush has just announced that he signed an executive order that grants U.S. citizenship to all Mexican nationals. That is ALL Mexican nationals, including those who are still in Mexico.
A nine year old girl in Berlin has been arrested by Interpol and is now being questioned by British detectives regarding the cash for honours scandal which almost broke Tony Blair.
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