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Funny story: Jethro Bodine Builds Nevada Casino

Jethro Bodine Builds Nevada Casino

Jethro Bodine, nephew of oil billionaire Jed Clampett, is building a new Nevada casino in Carson City. He hopes to begin construction soon on the new facility.

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Funny story: President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush paid a Memorial Day visit to Arlington National Cemetery and stood by the tombs of the Unknown Soldiers from America's wars. After walking around the hallowed ground in silence for a few minutes in calm reflection, the President o...

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Funny story: Independent Kansas Bookseller Burns Inventory in Protest

Independent Kansas Bookseller Burns Inventory in Protest

A Kansas City, Missouri bookseller burned his inventory as a protest in a scene from Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 or Nazi Germany.

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Funny story: Sean Penn Joins Marine Corps, Refuses to Cut Hair

Sean Penn Joins Marine Corps, Refuses to Cut Hair

Mediocre actor and self-styled bad ass Sean Penn has enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. According to Penn's spokesperson, who asked not to be identified, the bad boy actor arrived at Paris Island, South Carolina two weeks ago for boot c...

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Funny story: Amish Women Dress Sexy

Amish Women Dress Sexy

Yes, the times indeed are changing, even among such staunch defenders of tradition as the Amish.

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Funny story: NRA to Lobby for Right to Bear Nuclear Arms

NRA to Lobby for Right to Bear Nuclear Arms

The National Rifle Association, enduring guardians of the right of Americans to keep and bear arms, have announced that the second amendment also includes the right of individuals to possess nuclear arms.

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Funny story: Kevorkian to be new Surgeon General

Kevorkian to be new Surgeon General

President George W. Bush announced today that he intends to fire acting Surgeon General Kenneth P. Moritsugu and replace him with Dr. Jack Kevorkian, upon Kevorkian's release from prison, which is expected on June 1. Dr. Kevorkian, the so-called...

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Funny story: "W", M.D. - Comedy Flick Stars Tom Cruise

"W", M.D. - Comedy Flick Stars Tom Cruise

"W", M.D.Anathema Motion Pictures, which brought movie fans the outlandishly hilarious remake of the Wizard of Oz, starring President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, has d...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton declares "I'm a Big Fat Idiot Too!"

Rev. Al Sharpton declares "I'm a Big Fat Idiot Too!"

The Reverend Al Sharpton, civil rights activist and radio talk show host, said Monday that he is angry about the fact that Al Franken has not written a book about him.

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Loses Voice: Cape Wind in Jeopardy

Ted Kennedy Loses Voice: Cape Wind in Jeopardy

Senator Edward (Ted) Kennedy has developed a severe case of laryngitis, said a Kennedy spokesman today. Doctors for the Senate leader said today that the severe sore throat was caused by a lengthy filibuster.

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Funny story: Al Gore. An Inconvenient Spoof.

Al Gore. An Inconvenient Spoof.

Washington - Rootass:- A recent article on the satirical website TheSpoof.com, has caused a bit of a flap in the Al Gore camp, due to a link from another website got some people thinking it was real news.

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Funny story: Spice Girls win prize for being women outstanding in their field.

Spice Girls win prize for being women outstanding in their field.

London, L.A. and Barnsley - Rootours: - With rumours in the air of a possible reunion and the current "will they, wont they" drama unfolding.

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Funny story: Lohan: "I did it for Paris!"

Lohan: "I did it for Paris!"

Beverly Hills - (Ass Mess): Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has told the press her DUI incident was a "purely altruistic act of compassion for Paris Hilton" who soon starts her 23 day sentence in Lynwood jail.

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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.

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Funny story: Now and Then: Youth Finds Artifact Identified as "Computer"

Now and Then: Youth Finds Artifact Identified as "Computer"

May 26, 2307 DalWorth, New Texas - A youngster was hover-bumping with a few friends four hundred miles outside DalWorth, New Texas a few minutes ago when he discovered what scientists are calling "the find of the centur...

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Funny story: Death of a Snowman

Death of a Snowman

Researchers at Chiley University today released the results of a 5 year study detailing the effects of global warming on snowmen. The outlook for these heart-melting yard creations is glaringly grim.

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Funny story: Presidential Health Crisis Averted: Unknown Object Removed from Bush's Ear

Presidential Health Crisis Averted: Unknown Object Removed from Bush's Ear

Doctors were mystified after removing an unknown foreign object from the President's ear. Doctors were puzzled by the unusual object and cannot determine exactly what it is or how it got in Bush's ear. Bush was also clueless and released no...

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