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Funny story: Chelsea Hammer Barcelona

Chelsea Hammer Barcelona

There were celebrations at Stamford Bridge tonight, as unfancied Chelsea hammered their Champions League semi-final opponents, Barcelona, 1-0 to set up a repeat of last year's final with Manchester United in Rome on 27 May. Chelsea had drawn 0-0 w...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal

Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal

Despite loosing the European Champions League semi final against Manchester United, one Arsenal player has something to smile about. Young defender Keiran Gibbs has been handed a six figure contract to advertise Heelies. The wheeled shoe manufa...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ace Drowns Sorrows In Style

Arsenal Ace Drowns Sorrows In Style

Nicklas Bendtner, Arsenal's 6'2" Danish international striker drowned his sorrows in style at a London nightclub following his team's thorough flogging at the hands of a rampant Manchester United. Bendtner was seen to be escorted from a South Kens...

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Funny story: Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has said that the dismissal of Darren Fletcher by referee Roberto Rosetti in last night's Champions League semi-final victory against Arsenal, was "a tragedy" and that the Italian should be "struck off".

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Funny story: Ferguson claims Darren Fletcher victim of "hate crime"

Ferguson claims Darren Fletcher victim of "hate crime"

Sir Alex Ferguson, a man not well known for under-reacting to situations, has launched a campaign to have referee Roberto Rosetti immediately sent to a Siberian salt mine for the rest of his life. Following Manchester United's match against Arsena...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

At 1-0 down, it was always going to an enormous task for Arsenal to square things up in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Manchester United tonight, but fielding their women's team was never going to be enough, and so it proved.

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Funny story: Friends of Terry Henry society lead Manure to slaughter

Friends of Terry Henry society lead Manure to slaughter

Terry Henry's personal fan club have let the clueless northern English club of Man utd into a final drubbing. Ade-bray-eour worked effortlessly to produce no quality and substance at all. Robin van clueless seemed to have forgotten what to to wit...

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Funny story: Lucy Bronze Appears To Monkey Woods In A Dream

Lucy Bronze Appears To Monkey Woods In A Dream

She was the Woman of the Match yesterday for Sunderland Womens Football Club in their 2-1 FA Cup final defeat to Arsenal ladies, but Lucy Bronze put on an even more stunning performance last night, when appearing to Spoof writer Monkey Woods in a dre...

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Funny story: Arsenal pull a "Ricky Hatton" in Champion's League

Arsenal pull a "Ricky Hatton" in Champion's League

Arsenal FC crashed out of the Champion's league last night in a sporting performance that rivalled that of battered fighter Ricky Hatton. In a 2 round knockout, Manchester United beat Arsenal to proceed through to the final of the Champion's Leagu...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger admits that he is actually from Birmingham

Arsene Wenger admits that he is actually from Birmingham

Arsenal manager has made a shocking announcement today, during what had been expected to be a routine press conference. On entering the room, Wenger announced that he would not be taking questions and had a prepared statement which he intended to...

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Funny story: Phil Neville to "Phil" gaps in Everton team for FA Cup Final

Phil Neville to "Phil" gaps in Everton team for FA Cup Final

Everton FC has been placed in a dramatically dire situation following further injuries to their senior team. With the latest series of injuries impacting the squad following last weekend's league fixtures, the Everton manager David Moyes has had t...

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Funny story: Manchester United Squad Arrested

Manchester United Squad Arrested

Sir Alex Ferguson was reportedly 'spitting feathers' following the arrest of the entire Manchester United squad, staff, and officials at their London hotel in the early hours of the morning. All parties were detained and interrogated at Paddington...

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Funny story: Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Should Chelsea manage to beat Barcelona, thus setting up an all English final in Rome with Manchester United or Arsenal, Rome Police have said that they are well prepared to deal with a large influx of English soccer fans. Following violent scenes...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Regrets Terrible Champions League Record

Sir Alex Ferguson Regrets Terrible Champions League Record

Sir Alex Ferguson has told journalists at a Press conference earlier today, that although he has enjoyed a wonderful reign in charge of Manchester United, he regrets having a poor record in the Champions League. United have won the CL just twice u...

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Funny story: Manchester United team all catch Swine Flu

Manchester United team all catch Swine Flu

A spokesman for Manchester United has confirmed that the entire squad have been struck down, all contracting Swine Flu. It appears that Gary Neville, who recently visited Mexico, is the individual who carried the virus to a United training session...

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Funny story: Wenger prepared to bankrupt himself over Man United Semi Final result

Wenger prepared to bankrupt himself over Man United Semi Final result

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is ready to bankrupt himself to prove his certainty of a Gunners victory in the semi final of the Champions League. The Frenchman has cashed in his life insurance, emptied his life savings and mortgaged his house twic...

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Funny story: Lucy Bronze To Sign For Sunderland?

Lucy Bronze To Sign For Sunderland?

There was good news for Sunderland fans today after their recent run of poor form has left them teetering just above the Premier League relegation places. Black Cats manager Ricky Sbragia told reporters that the club was close to signing their fir...

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