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Funny story: Referee Ovrebo To Make Amend

Referee Ovrebo To Make Amend

Infamous Referee Tom Ovrebo who bungled his officiating of the Chelsea vs Barcelona match in the UEFA Champions League Semi Final match has decided to make amends. He intends to award penalties in the match he would officiate in the Norwegian Leag...

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Funny story: Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

With unfashionable Burnley only ninety minutes away from securing Premier League status there was panic in the corridors of footballing power today. The bottom line is that the football authorities do not want Burnley in the Premier League, and wi...

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Funny story: Steve Coppell Resigns Ahead Of Expenses Revelations

Steve Coppell Resigns Ahead Of Expenses Revelations

Reading manager Steve Coppell has resigned from his post, after it emerged that controversial details of his expenses claims are to be published by a newspaper. Coppell, 53, announced his decision to reporters after his side lost 2-0 to Burnley in...

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Funny story: Alan Shearer Has Orgasm On Touchline

Alan Shearer Has Orgasm On Touchline

There were scenes of limitless joy at St James Park last night, as Newcastle United emerged victorious from their northeast derby battle with fellow strugglers Middlesbrough, ever-so-slightly easing their relegation woes with 3 much-needed points.

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Faces Accusations of "Child" Abuse

Arsene Wenger Faces Accusations of "Child" Abuse

Arsenal football coach Arsene Wenger is at the center of a controversy over child abuse. Though the police is yet to go into the matter, grave concerns by fans of the club have shifted public attention to it. Manchester United which routed the Ars...

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Funny story: Rob Styles To Referee Champions League Final

Rob Styles To Referee Champions League Final

There was better news for Manchester United ahead of the club's preparation for the Champions League final on 27 May, when UEFA announced that, due to popular request, Rob Styles is to referee the game. Styles has been handed the match to head off...

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Funny story: Monday - Steven Gerrard Breaks Down, Blubs Like A Baby

Monday - Steven Gerrard Breaks Down, Blubs Like A Baby

Liverpool star Steven Gerrard today burst into tears and can't stop blubbing like a baby, as the realisation finally sank in that Liverpool are distinctly not going to be crowned Premiership Champions anytime soon. Gerrard was joined by team mate...

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Funny story: Trashley Cole In New 'Roasting' Scandal

Trashley Cole In New 'Roasting' Scandal

The world's most loathed footballer, Trashley Cole, has been named in amazing new 'roasting' revelations by a former friend, I can exclusively reveal. Cole, who is even loathed by Chelsea fans, sparked the latest controversy at a time when wife, C...

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Funny story: Brand new show for Brand to help Football?

Brand new show for Brand to help Football?

In order to combat falling viewing numbers after Manchester United win the Premier league with 15 games to go year after year, Premier League fat cats are exploring several ideas on how they can diversify the appeal of the beautiful game. One sug...

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Funny story: Mo-Vaughan Up!

Mo-Vaughan Up!

Wealdstone centre back, Joe Vaughan, 17, looks set to get his dream move to boyhood club, Millwall. Vaughan was a season ticket holder at Millwall until the 2008/09 season where he was successfully signed by local Ryman Premier club, Wealdstone FC af...

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Funny story: Leeds v. Millwall Could Be Decided By A Fight

Leeds v. Millwall Could Be Decided By A Fight

West Yorkshire police have confirmed in a statement tonight, a cancellation of all staff leave in preparation for the second leg of the League One play-off between Leeds United and Millwall at Elland Road on Wednesday night, after it emerged that, if...

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Funny story: Police Arrest 200 Fat Ladies Outside KC Stadium

Police Arrest 200 Fat Ladies Outside KC Stadium

Humberside Police have tonight confirmed that they have made more than 200 arrests outside the KC Stadium, home of Hull City, and that all of those detained were fat women. Hull lost 2-1 to Stoke City this afternoon, and are now in real danger of...

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Funny story: Arsene gives up on youth strategy

Arsene gives up on youth strategy

As Arsenal supporters contemplate another successful season by coming last in the big four race and winning the lesbian version of the FA Cup, it appears Arsene Wenger is planning some changes. Abandoning his much vaunted policy of only buying pla...

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Funny story: Drog's Ballacks

Drog's Ballacks

Drogba is Ballack. Ballack is Drogba. One is a white German. The other is a black African. Both can play football a bit when they set their minds to it. Both are sore losers. Both are possessed of temperaments of fire. And that's not all they have...

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Funny story: Ronny "Ducky" replaces Becks "Ducky" as gay icon Numero uno!

Ronny "Ducky" replaces Becks "Ducky" as gay icon Numero uno!

The latest Gay Icon, Ronaldo (replaced the ageing Beckham as Homos rejected Beck's move to Milan after being so near to Mekka!) admits he is quite flattered and titilated to add a new title to his many successes. Ronny "Ducky" regards this particu...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba, the Chelsea striker who so shamefully remonstrated with Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, after Wednesday night's Champions League semi-final clash with Barcelona at Stamford Bridge, has received a massive 15-match Abuse Ban from...

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Funny story: UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that European football's governing body, UEFA, may well back down over the Darren Fletcher sending-off incident during the Champions League match between Manchester United and Arsenal on Tuesday night.

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