David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan. As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...
Americans want new rules for soccer and anybody who has went to a football match that ends 0-0 would say who can blame them it bores the pants of you it would be better watching paint dry. Dwight Jones is leader of the group who want to change th...
Rumours currently sweeping Manchester would seem to suggest that Manchester United are prepared to welcome David Beckham home. The player often expressed that he never wanted to leave Manchester United in the first place. Currently unpopular wi...
Unemployable idiot, Rodney Pole has been urging the England football team to play in a 6-6-4 formation to be in with any chance of landing the 2010 World Cup. We did point out to Pole that 6-6-4, including the goalie, would make a team total of 17...
Portuguese pin-up Cristiano Ronaldo was left in tears after having his training footballs busted by a supporter from a rival club, while on tour in Ireland. The Real Madrid sensation was eager to take a few of his legendary free kicks but discovered...
A swine flu epidemic has decimated the expensively assembled Manchester City first team squad. Manager Mark Hughes has been panic buying untried replacements as his stars drop one after the other. Micah Richards is the latest casualty following a...
There was a nasty surprise for the Galacticos of Real Madrid after the first day of pre season training. In the communal bath afterwards there was mass panic. Kack was clearly seen floating in the bath. Overpaid footballers fled as there were also si...
Real Madrid, Spanish football legends, have changed their name to Ronaldo Madrid. It is believed to be the ultimate example in marketing taking over top flight football. Madrid great Alfredo Di stefano said "we have truly sold our soul. Nothing re...
UK, serious (what!) Spoof writers are threatening strike action if any new Whacko, Jacko stories are published. Led by their spokesman Skoob99, the union better known as "ABUNCHOFWANKERS AND EX COALMINERS" will start strike action immediately. Man...
In stark contrast to the hysteria in Madrid as 80,000 fans turned out to watch Cristiano Ronaldo pose for the cameras in the white of Real, and do very little else, things could hardly have been more different at Old Trafford. Nobody turned up whe...
In a daring assault on money-bags Manchester City, new Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti has told the northern club's executives to forget about luring Blues skipper John Terry away from Stamford Bridge - telling them to "shove their offer." City made...
A former quarterback for the NFL's Titans, Oilers, and Ravens, Steve McNair, was found dead in the home of an apartment that he rented for his girlfriend. Her dead body was next to his. Both died due to multiple gunshot wounds. Police discovered...
Chelsea are believed to have signed Russian ace Youra Shirker from C3PO Moscow for £10 million. The left footed international is expected to be paraded at the club's training ground in the next few days. New Chelsea manager Carlos Thatsyourlotti said...
A footballer is believed to have been held prisoner by a football club. Reports suggest that the manager, Carlos Thatsyourlotti, wanted to keep the player locked up forever. The player in question, influential centre half Terry Terry, was locked a cu...
Skip Wiffleball, the precocious American soccer prodigy from New Mexico has signed for Manchester United, who beat off stiff competition from Real Madrid, Barcelona, AC Milan, Chelsea, and Manchester City. Skip Wiffleball (19) is said to be an exc...
Sir Alex revealed his new shock signings to the worlds footy press, not only has he signed veteran invalid Michael Owen but he also flabbergasted the football world by naming several other footy Icons who will relight the dimming lights at the "Theat...
The Conference North has been made a laughing stock in the world of football (soccer) today when it was revealed before the season kicked off that it is extremely likely nobody would be relegated for on the pitch performances. Northwich Victoria a...
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