Beverly Hills police confirmed today that Lindsay Lohan is innocent in the DWI and drug case that hit the news a few days ago. Chief David "Davy" Snowden confirmed that the woman seen in videos was actually an FBI agent pos...
Michael Bloomberg says he's not running for President, yet he continues to maintain a high profile in policy matters. In his latest step, the New York City Mayor is working hard on his Solid Waste Management Plan (SWAMP) for handling garbage.
Al Gore took up a new residence yesterday. The former Vice President and budding documentary film star moved into a cave commune, leaving behind his 10,000 square foot mansion and its heated pool.
In a surprise move Late Show host, David Letterman has decided to retire and spend more time with his young son. CBS immediately announced Letterman would be replaced by George W Bush. Many Washington insiders are worried the additional work load w...
Barack Obama, a leading Democratic candidate for the 2008 presidential election, got a haircut today in Manchester, New Hampshire today.
Reports on the wires this evening are talking of a sensational new book that's set to take the libraries and bookshops of the world by storm.
ALMONT TOWNSHIP, MICHIGAN (CIA TODAY) --A red stealthy F-22A Bomber glided low into the town of Almont Township today. The test target. WalMart Super Center at 555 E. Genesee Street. In its' payload an innovative...
A recent outbreak in Wales of, what was thought to be H5N1 Bird 'Flu, has, in fact, turned out to be rather less sinister, and has mystified Health officials in the area.
Big Brother 8 opened for business last night, and every kind of deluded, deranged and deformed degenerate walked in through its doors to be subjected to up to 13 weeks of intense public leerage. Only one thing was mi...
Universal Studios Florida is finalizing terms to bring a Harry Potter World to its Orlando resort.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Reports indicate that an open feud complete with name-calling has erupted in the White House between President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney about whether to go to war with Iran or not.
JOHANNESBURG (Roottheirs) - British Prime Minister Tony Blair arrived in South Africa on Thursday on the final leg of a trip to the continent where he is due to bid farewell to Nelson Mandela and take part in an advertising campaign...
Only days after announcing that she is leaving The View, the outspoken, obnoxiously opinionated Rosie O'Donnell has apparently hit rock bottom.
Cinematic genius Steven Spielberg has announced that filming will soon begin on a sequel to the phenomenally successful 1982 movie E.T.
A London man sat down to a dinner of corgi to protest the treatment of foxes by the upper class and the royal family. Corgi was chosen as the meat for the meal as it is the favorite breed of dog of Buckingham Palace.
The newest ABC Reality Show is off to a strange start in the premiere episode. "The Next Best Thing: Who Is The Greatest Celebrity Impersonator" made its debut Wednesday evening.
"If you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters, they will by chance eventually type the Encyclopedia Britannica," the old saying goes. But leave a thousand monkeys in a room full of computers and you get rocket science.
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