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Funny story: Hull City Stay Up!

Hull City Stay Up!

There was jubilation throughout East Yorkshire this afternoon, as Hull City, the Premier League newboys, put in a brilliant performance to lose 1-0 to champions Manchester United and, in so doing, secured their top flight survival at the expense of N...

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Funny story: New Sports Named After Chelsea vs Barca Referee

New Sports Named After Chelsea vs Barca Referee

Several schools and sport institutions have begun playing a special kind of soccer known as "Ovreball." It has all the rules of soccer except that all players are allowed to handle the ball inside the 18 yard box. In addition, the game becomes a f...

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Funny story: Hull City Intend To 'Kick Lumps' Out Of Manchester United - Brown

Hull City Intend To 'Kick Lumps' Out Of Manchester United - Brown

As the world waits to see if Premier League newboys Hull City can survive their first-ever season in the top flight on Sunday, their manager, Phil Brown, made a statement today saying that his team may not beat Manchester United, but they will give 1...

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Funny story: United Fans To Premier Ferry Anthem At Rome CL Final

United Fans To Premier Ferry Anthem At Rome CL Final

Manchester United supporters revealed this evening that they would perform their controversial new 'Ferry Cross The Irwell' anthem at the Champions League Final against Barcelona in the Estadio Olimpico in Rome. Liverpool supporters are up in arms...

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Funny story: Multiple Sightings Of Tevez Reported In Liverpool

Multiple Sightings Of Tevez Reported In Liverpool

Switchboards at national newspapers and news websites have been inundated with messages reporting sightings of Manchester United striker Carlos Tevez in Liverpool, hot on the heels of rumours linking him with a move to the Merseyside club. Tevez w...

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Funny story: Entire Barcelona Team To Be Rested Prior To CL Final

Entire Barcelona Team To Be Rested Prior To CL Final

Barcelona coach Pepe Guardiola was last night accused of being 'not very sporting' by observers, following the announcement from the Nou Camp that he is set to rest his ENTIRE first choice team for Saturday's La Liga clash with Osasuna, in the run up...

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Funny story: Outrage as Man Utd announce team to face Hull

Outrage as Man Utd announce team to face Hull

Carrington, Manchester: Ronaldo OUT! Rooney OUT! Vidic OUT! - Stevens IN! Harvey IN! Martin IN! Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson faced the wrath of 3 north east football teams today after he announced his team to face relegation threate...

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Funny story: Bobby Charlton Called Up For Hull City Game

Bobby Charlton Called Up For Hull City Game

As the Premier League season draws to its fantastic conclusion, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has come under increasing criticism over his team selection to face Hull City at the KC Stadium on Sunday, but the enigmatic Scot has dumbfounded...

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Funny story: Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Controversial referee Tom Ovrebo has appealed to UEFA Referee's committee for the officiating of the UEFA Champion's League Final between FC Barcelona and Manchester United FC. He says this is the only way to punish Didier Drogba, John Terry and M...

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Funny story: England Bids for 2018 World Cup: Parliamentarians Offer to Foot the Bill

England Bids for 2018 World Cup: Parliamentarians Offer to Foot the Bill

England is bidding for the 2018 World Football Cup and the resources for such an expensive undertaking seem to be on the ready. MPs from far and near are offering to provide lodging for the world's teams as they converge upon John Bull's Island.

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Funny story: Rafa Relents - Congratulates Fergie In Person And Buys Him A Pint

Rafa Relents - Congratulates Fergie In Person And Buys Him A Pint

Following an initial strop of unprecedented proportions, Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez finally conceded that his battle of wills with Manchester United supremo Sir Alex Ferguson was over, for now at least. Benitez had congratulated Manchester United...

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Funny story: Manchester United 'Fan' Starts To Panic

Manchester United 'Fan' Starts To Panic

Manchester United supporters come in all shapes and sizes, all colours and creeds, and from all corners of the planet, and it is the right of every human being to choose which football club he associates himself with. Sometimes though, these assoc...

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Funny story: UAE Gay Pride Cottaging Garden all the rage at Chelsea

UAE Gay Pride Cottaging Garden all the rage at Chelsea

London - (Gertrude Jekyll & Hyde Mess): Man City Football Club owner Sheikh Mansoor Bin Zayed Al Nahyan's Gay Pride Cottaging Garden is a hot favorite to take Gold at Chelsea Flower Show next week. The billionaire brother of Abu Dhabi ruler S...

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Funny story: Police hunt for 'Lucan' Rosicky

Police hunt for 'Lucan' Rosicky

The Metropolitan Police serious crime squad have launched an international man-hunt for the former Arsenal footballer Thomas Rosicky. Apparently they received phone calls from Arsenal fans claiming that he hadn't been seen for more than a year but wa...

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Funny story: Reading go for Morrisey

Reading go for Morrisey

Following the departure of their former manager, Steve Coppell, Reading Football club made a surprise announcement on their website today. Apparently, they have signed Morrisey, the high pitched, daffodil waving superstar from the 80's to be their ne...

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Funny story: Millwall Open Ticket Office On M1

Millwall Open Ticket Office On M1

Supporters of Millwall football club will be able to buy their away match tickets en route to their destination from this week, after the opening of a special ticket office on the M1 motorway. The decision to open the new facility comes as a resul...

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Funny story: Rainy Night In Wigan

Rainy Night In Wigan

Manchester United's grip on the Premiership appeared for a while to slacken off as they fell a goal behind to Wigan Athletic on a wet and windy night in Wigan. Following a brief tussle with United defender Nemanja Vidic, who ended up on his arse,...

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