Hot on the heels of red top revelations that the X-Factor is a fix, and following Sunday night's Katie Waissel on stage "Oh sod it!" meltdown, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Simon Cowbell has sold Katie Waissel on Dickinson's Re...
Although it hasn't yet been confirmed, Skoob Entertainment News has heard word from a bird to the effect that popular satirical website TheSpoof.com is to insist upon an outright ban on X-Factor stories. Chief Administrator, Charles Laughton (out...
This report was originally written in English and put through an on-line translation engine to translate it to Vietnamese. Unfortunately, the Vietnamese font would not work on this website (which could be a contributing factor as to why we are not big there), so it has been put through the very same translation engine to turn it from Vietnamese to Swedish. I hope all you English speaking Vie...
LONDON - Katie Waissel, who found herself in X-Factor's bottom two this weekend, reportedly smuggled in a bottle of Robin Hood Straight-As-An-Arrow Whisky into her dressing room and proceeded to drink away her depressed disappointment. The 24-year...
The X-Factor, Sunday evening. The vote off. Cue intensity and high drama. Cue also what has since been described as the biggest fix since the Zimbabwean general election. Incredibly (although not to Skoob Entertainment News - we said this would ha...
UN peacekeepers are to be called in to smooth over the row brewing at the X Factor following judge Cheryl Cole's indecision at the weekend. After a nail-biting sing-off, Cheryl refused to vote against Treyc or Katie Waissel causing a storm of comp...
When Matt Cardle gave his tearful rendition of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face no-one was aware of the meaning the song held for him. But after the performance was screened a friend told the secret behind Matt's tears. "Matt's been doing a...
It is reported that Chezza jetted off to LA, left her mentored girls on their own and came back to the UK much richer. Simon called her L..A..Z..Y. Chezza took umbrage and decided not to send anyone home following the sing off. "Ah'm too big fo...
LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a pork pie hat wearing ignoramus for the most part was left hopping mad Saturday as he settled down with long suffering wife, Anne, and a case of yellow Belgian lemonade to watch the live X-Factor show. With a theme...
Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite Wagner Carillho in his Elvis jumpsuit, comp...
Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger was in no mood for taking prisoners this morning as he reported on last night's X-Factor proceedings. Speaking from a park bench in Golden Square in the heart of London's Soho district, a hungover...
Although most people tend to agree that his singing is as flat as a witch's tit, and that if reports are to be believed, his behaviour leaves much to be desired, Wagner once more survives the X-Factor vote off. Sources insist that at least fellow...
It's come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that chunky non-football playing Brazilian X-Factor hopeful, Wagner Carrilho threatened to head butt Harry Styles out of One Direction in an argument in the X-Factor house over a washing machine.
Yes, it's the show where the girls sing like guys and the guys sing like girls, and it's time for iThink's bitchy round-up of this evening's action. This week there were notable performances by Matt Cardle, Treyc Cohen and of course W/Vagner. "...
Radio One breakfast show presenter Chris Moyles was branded as "an interfering, fat tub of Leeds lard" by irate internet campaigners over the weekend as he appealed for listeners to his show to vote for Wagner Carrilho on the X-Factor. Sources say...
Saucy Wagner Carillho has been carpeted once again by X-Factor bosses after walking in on a naked Tesco Mary Byrne, then sitting on her bed and refusing to move until she allowed him to sing 'She Bangs!' by Ricky Martin. Sources say that Tesco Mar...
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