NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...
Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...
Jared Kushner, married to Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, never elected to public office, and the right side of Donald Trump’s brain, announced that the November presidential election will have to be postponed due to the coronavirus pandemic. Yea...
MOSCOW – The Russian News Agency has just stated that Putin now has in his possession a Democratic data base that reportedly contains the names, addresses, phone numbers, weight, and social security numbers of over 9.3 million individuals who are sup...
Donald Trump, angry at everyone in the United States, has left to help Russia. "Im going where Im appreciated!" the President shouted, as he walked over the tarmac to board Airforce One. "Come home rodnoy brat (brother)," said Putin in an inter...
From Reconstruction to Deconstruction I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. The One and Only Donald J. Trump (I had to do that ‘cause the quote was really shor...
Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don’t have the time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading them Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon You saw my days in sch...
BILLINGSGATE POST: A potential apocalypse averted: Outmanned and outgunned, the albino raccoon hairpiece of President Trump surrendered to FBI Storm Troopers early this morning. In an audacious mix of chutzpah and downright arrogance, the FBI strik...
My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim Now Available on Amazon Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser -- having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life! Donald J. Trump Now Available on Amazon I’m the on...
LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
Thanks to the alert reporting of MSNBC, we now know the Russian plan is not simply to interfere with US elections. It wants to completely take over the country—next week. Mr. Putin has said he will probably reside in Trump Tower in New York, an...
NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun Observer is reporting that a reliable source inside the White House has just revealed some very interesting information. The source who will simply be known as Finola Sprywillow, 31, told the Sun Observer that she...
MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...
Insisting that his bone spurs weren’t acting up, seemingly in remission, and that he was available to present an award, the Academy of Motion Pictures reluctantly agreed to invite Donald Trump to present the Worst Actor award. Mr. Trump was more t...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Nancy Poozleosi had a bad day. Some would say it may have been the wrong time of the month. However, her being 79 years old, makes that unlikely. Other pundits, upon seeing her hand strength in tearing up more three pages at a t...
DES MOINES, Iowa – An unnamed source is reporting that an unnamed source is alleging that President Trump has had a hand in what many are calling “The Big Iowa Primary Mess From Hell.” An individual who will be simply known as “Simple Simon” says...
Insider sources indicate Mr. Bolton is claiming he is in the position of Julian Assange, currently languishing in Belmarsh Prison, London. Mr. Bolton was spotted in a Continental Trailways bus entering Canada at the Detroit-Windsor border wearing...
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