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Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...

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Funny story: Putin Angry At Vietnam Puts A Halt To 2 Major Exports

Putin Angry At Vietnam Puts A Halt To 2 Major Exports

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin was highly offended at the government of Vietnam for sending their warship the VS Mekong Mongoose up to the East Siberian Sea. Vodkavich wrote that Putin came very...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

MOSCOW - President Putin has stated that he is getting pretty tired of hearing about all of these third world countries who say that Russia better leave the Ukraine alone. Putin informed the national news agency Vodkavich that his Director of Comp...

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Funny story: Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Government minister Sergei Yarov had to apologise to Russian leader Vladimir Putin yesterday. The president had reportedly become upset when Mr Yarov failed to congratulate him on his newly-invaded state of Crimea. "Vladimir can be quite sensitive...

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Funny story: Sober up, Vlad!

Sober up, Vlad!

Morely Unsafer: Welcome back to 42-and-a-half minutes. Vladimir Putin's annexation of Crimea has drawn international outrage. Rudy Giuliani calls him a "true leader"-what is he smoking?-but pretty much everyone else is pissed. Our next guest is Russia expert and addiction counselor Vasily Strokinoff. Usafer: Mr. Strokinoff, what is Vladimir Putin's problem? Strokinoff: Putin is an addict-he...

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Funny story: The Vietnamese Warship, The VS Mekong Mongoose Leaves The Coast of Russia After Putin Threatens To Make It Disappear

The Vietnamese Warship, The VS Mekong Mongoose Leaves The Coast of Russia After Putin Threatens To Make It Disappear

EAST SIBERIAN SEA - Russia is reporting that the Vietnamese warship the VS Mekong Mongoose has left the East Siberian Sea. The Vodkavich National News Agency stated that the Vietnamese vessel left as soon as President Putin issued a warning that i...

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Funny story: Obama Warns Putin "I'll Tell My Mom"

Obama Warns Putin "I'll Tell My Mom"

President Barack Obama cranked up the pressure on Vladimir Putin during a 45 minute phone call from the Oval Office in the early hours on Tuesday morning, warning the the muscle bound Russian "if you don't stop it I'll tell my mom." John Kerry bel...

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Funny story: Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Dallas, Texarse - A Texas gallery is being sued for millions of dollars after an exhibit by painter George W Bush was accused of infecting a visitor with canine distemper by manifesting malignant hexoplasm during a guided tour. Doctors at the Da...

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Funny story: Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms! Threatens Putin with---Fart & Awe!

Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms! Threatens Putin with---Fart & Awe!

President Barack Obama announced this morning that he had nationalized the North Carolina Fart Farms, an alternate energy resource founded this past year by the Reverend T. J. McCorkle. "It is an ill wind that blows no good," stated Rev. McCorkle upo...

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Funny story: Putin imposes "Prima Nocte" law on all Crimean Brides

Putin imposes "Prima Nocte" law on all Crimean Brides

Russia stretched its political muscles over the newly-occupied area of Crimea today, with Russian leader Vladimir Putin creating a new law of "Prima Nocte" in the area. The law was popular during medieval times and allows all Russian tourists the ri...

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Funny story: Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated that he is not a military expert by any means but added that he doesn't have to be since he is the pope. Speaking to a reporter with The Vatican View, Pope Francis commented that he has been keeping up w...

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Funny story: Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Reports coming out of the South American country of Bolivia report that President Montero Santa Cantina is extremely furious with the Russian government. It seems that El Presidente has learned that Russian operatives were able t...

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Funny story: President on Putin:

President on Putin:

Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics. Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit? President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.' Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...

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Funny story: 5 Questions about Ukraine and Crimea you're afraid to ask and really shouldn't ask

5 Questions about Ukraine and Crimea you're afraid to ask and really shouldn't ask

WASHINGTON D.C. - As Vladimir Putin defies Washington's wishes, millions of Americans are left asking questions that would never be asked in other first-world countries. Spare yourself some embarrassment and commit this info to memory. Also, change the subject if someone brings all this up in conversation. 1) Is it "The Ukraine" or "Ukraine"? Short answer: Who the hell cares? Long answer: I...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin says Ukrainians not capable of governing themselves

Russian President Vladimir Putin says Ukrainians not capable of governing themselves

Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that Russian scientists have determined that the long term exposure to the fallout from the 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster has left Ukrainians too simpleminded to govern themselves. For obvious humanita...

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Funny story: MH370 and Putin

MH370 and Putin

In 1967, Israel's Arab neighbors suffered severe defeat in the Six-Day War. In particular, much of the Egyptian forces and equipment were destroyed and Sinai Peninsula, 60,000 km² vs. 20,770 km² Israel, was captured by Israeli forces. After the war, Nasser, the Egyptian leader, died of a heart attack, in 1970 to be succeeded by Anwar Sadat. In 1973, the regime of Egyptian president, Anwar Sadat...

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Funny story: Vlad the Invader - "I couldn't give a monkski!"

Vlad the Invader - "I couldn't give a monkski!"

Vladimir 'the invader' Putin, has revealed that he doesn't give a monkski about western sanctions, in his plan to take over the World. Speaking from his secret bunker hidden in a volcano, the Russian warlord laughed at western efforts to talk him...

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