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Funny story: Vatican: Pointy Hats are Out

Vatican: Pointy Hats are Out

Rome, Italy - Today officials in Vatican City announced that the Roman Catholic Church will no longer require its bishops of the world to wear pointy hats. The announcement comes on the heels of an incident involving the Archbishop of Los Angeles...

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Funny story: Pope slams Windows - calls it "diabolical" - dubs Bill Gates "spawn of Satan"

Pope slams Windows - calls it "diabolical" - dubs Bill Gates "spawn of Satan"

Vatican City, Monday Vatican sources today confirmed the rumor that Pope John Paul II last week experienced problems with his laptop computer, caus...

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Funny story: Pope Orders Holy Vestment Tailors to Diversify into Thongs

Pope Orders Holy Vestment Tailors to Diversify into Thongs

Vatican City, Tuesday (Rioters) - A full-scale doctrinal schizm is facing the Holy Mother Church tonight following revelations that the Pope has ordered the ladies of the Polish Ecclesiastical Sewing Tradition (PEST) to desist from stitching up any m...

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Funny story: Saddam converts, wants trial by ecclesiastical court

Saddam converts, wants trial by ecclesiastical court

Vatican City, Thursday (Riotous) - The Pope was being treated for a migraine-induced brain seizure yesterday following an official request from Saddam Hussain's legal team for their client to convert to Catholicism and automatically qualify for...

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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls scholars say it was John the Baptist

Dead Sea Scrolls scholars say it was John the Baptist

(Vatican Library, Tuesday). Astonished scholars of the Holy See today unveiled the findings of the Grateful Dead Sea Scroll Committee, headed by Prof Geezer Worms, which categorically state that the alleged founder of the Christian Church was in fa...

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Funny story: Queen wants ashes to be returned to husband in Vatican

Queen wants ashes to be returned to husband in Vatican

(Buckingham Palace, Monday). As world leaders gather round their personal litigation advisers, the Lord Chamberlain has confirmed today that according to her personal wishes, there will be no state funeral for the Queen and that a private ceremony a...

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Funny story: D Day celebrations: Bush asks JP2 for sainthood

D Day celebrations: Bush asks JP2 for sainthood

(Vatican City, Thursday). Just hours ahead of the President's imminent arrival from Washington as part of a three-day European visit to coincide with the weekend's 60th anniversary celebrations of the D Day Landings, the Papal Office for Be...

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Funny story: Pope Names New Saints

Pope Names New Saints

Vatican City, Vatican--- The papacy, in its effort to look hip and cool, to a modern world, has, to quote celebrity Chef Emeril "Bam"...

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Funny story: Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

New York -- Wall Street analysts conferred with Vatican See officials last week concerning the impending Google IPO. According to experts, the search engine is actually none other than the Messiah.

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Funny story: Vatican Seeks More Money; Cracks Down of Free Services

Vatican Seeks More Money; Cracks Down of Free Services

Vatican City - The Vatican, facing its worst financial crisis of the 21st century, insisted on Friday that parishioners in the US and Europe start giving more money and pushed people of all nations stop asking for "freebies" from the church for thing...

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Funny story: Church Scandal Erupts During Holy Week: "The Passion" Play's the Thing!

Church Scandal Erupts During Holy Week: "The Passion" Play's the Thing!

Vatican City, Vatican -- The Vatican has released some startling results from last week's holy week rites across the world.

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Funny story: Diana - Again!

Diana - Again!

Reports are coming in from the Vatican that there are plans to officially canonize Lady Diana. But, it is not for her work with charities or for her laying on hands to the sick that Diana is being so rewarded.

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Funny story: Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Vatican, Friday - In a shock announcement made at an impromptu Press Conference this morning the Supreme Pontiff has declared that John Kerry is "Christ reincarnated".

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Funny story: Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Vatican City, Vatican - Cardinal St. Louis, the Pope's right hand man, announced to the world today that "the Pope is dead."...

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Funny story: Scientist dates Shroud of Turin -- takes it to dinner and movie

Scientist dates Shroud of Turin -- takes it to dinner and movie

When French scientist Pierre Bonier requested permission from the Vatican to "date" the Shroud of Turin, church officials naturally assumed that Bonier wanted to research the age of the item they believe to be Christ's burial cloth. The...

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Funny story: Mr T to become a saint

Mr T to become a saint

A-Team supreme badass B A Barraccus, AKA Mr T, is to be made a saint by the Vatican in a special ceremony tomorrow.

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Funny story: Rush Off The Deep End

Rush Off The Deep End

Rush Limbaugh yesterday blamed the Democratic Party, the Vatican, Doctors without Borders and the International Red Cross for getting him hooked on pain killers and making him stupid.

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