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Funny story: Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

It was revealed last night that Adam Dozier, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail, won't be getting his £2million bonus after all.

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Funny story: Flexisick aims to give the unemployable a better time at work

Flexisick aims to give the unemployable a better time at work

The Government has announced new employment measures for civil servants to further enrich the working experience and shut the unions up.

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Funny story: Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen condemned as being hazardous to health

Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen condemned as being hazardous to health

Television broadcaster, wearer of ill-fitting shirts and extreme mullet-head, Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen, has been declared a hazard to public health by the government's Health and Safety Executive.

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Funny story: Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Fans of Bristol City, the Championship playoff losers, have vowed to stop singing stupid cider songs as a way of inspiring their team, and of drowning their sorrows after huge defeats.

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Funny story: Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

(Little Rock, Ark.) While participating in a revolutionary new form of grass roots fundraising designed by her financially strapped campaign to reach out to previously untapped donors, Senator Hillary Clinton today announced further criteria that she...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Football Club, who lost last night's Champions League Final to Manchester United on penalties, have ended the season without any success whatsoever, and have decided to sell their trophy cabinet.

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Funny story: Celebrations as Zimbabwe receives Millennium Squared Award

Celebrations as Zimbabwe receives Millennium Squared Award

Inhabitants of Zimbabwe are set to receive accolades and plaudits from around the world as their president Robert "Mad Bob" Mugabe jets off to the UN in the official Zimbabwean Sopwith Camel to receive his "World Bank Millennium Square...

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Funny story: Champions League Final The Wettest On Record

Champions League Final The Wettest On Record

Last night's Champions League Final at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow was the wettest on record, say meteorologists, who clearly have no sense of occasion. Nearly 20million buckets of rain fell - enough to ruin

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Funny story: Chelsea dribbling skills not enough to win against Manchester United

Chelsea dribbling skills not enough to win against Manchester United

In an exciting football final where Manchester United met Chelsea in Moscow, which is a still a 'communist-ish' city sufficiently far enough away from the UK to keep troublemakers at bay, Chelsea's dribbling skills were not enough to gain...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus turning normal grown men into pedophiles

Miley Cyrus turning normal grown men into pedophiles

Provocative 15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is turning formerly healthy heterosexual men into pedophiles, according to law enforcement agencies.

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Funny story: 'Sod you, I'm having a long weekend' - God

'Sod you, I'm having a long weekend' - God

Inspired by actions of TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton, omnipotent being God, has announced he will be absent this weekend. "I really need to get the shed sorted out as the missus is really bending my ear about it." he said today.

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Funny story: Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Chelsea football star 'P' Didier Drogba is still in intensive care today after stubbing his toe in a dramatic 'corner of the bed' incident.

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Funny story: Ballmer pelted with eggs - personal firewall ineffective

Ballmer pelted with eggs - personal firewall ineffective

Despite having a personal firewall built to protect him from the vitriol of millions of dissatisfied Vista customers, Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO was today pelted with eggs in Budapest.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to sack himself in summer cabinet reshuffle

Gordon Brown to sack himself in summer cabinet reshuffle

In a remarkable move aimed at making the government more popular as it reaches the half-way stage between elections, some dramatic suggestions have come from research into the reshuffle most likely to have a positive effect.

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Funny story: Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Sarah Ferguson, or, if you like, the Duchess of York, has been unceremoniously dumped out of the city of Hull by unhealthy eating campaigners, after starring in a reality TV show which promoted better diets amongst the Poor

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Funny story: Police investigate theft of pay rise

Police investigate theft of pay rise

Police up and down the country are investigating the disappearance of 0.6% of their pay. Normally sedentary officers appear to now be highly motivated to solve this particular crime because it affects them directly.

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Funny story: Mayhem as Osama Bin Laden takes over Elvis Presley's daytime job

Mayhem as Osama Bin Laden takes over Elvis Presley's daytime job

There were scenes of shock, horror and disbelief when Elvis Presley turned up for work today at Sam 'n' Ellas Fish and Chip shop on the Isle of Bute.

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