After his dismal series of results as manager, Newcastle United directors are set to nail Kevin Keegan to the goal at the Gallowgate end of St James Park in the hope this will resurrect their season.
Dallas, Texarse - (Backhander Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will be address a fully paid-up audience at the Southern Comfort Methodist University on Wednesday following the recent announcement it has been chosen as the official last resting p...
Former Government spin doctor Alastair Campbelll has revealed that Tony Blair consulted with the Downing Street duty dog - moments before making his decision to send the country to war with Iraq.
Tiny Indian Ocean atoll, Diego Rivera, recently in the news as an UK refueling station for cia planes carrying terror suspects, is once again in the headlines. Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and soon to be former and still worst President G...
City of London - (Bad Ass Mess): The grim secrets of the 1994 Blair/Brown power deal - the so-called Granita Pact - were thrown into disarray today with the announcement that a portfolio of prime home loans on the Northern Crock Bank's books have...
More civil unrest in Brown's Britain - this time the stage was set outside the offices of Nestle UK, where hundreds of angry customers were demanding that the Texan bar is permanently reinstated.
Portimao - (Opus Dei Mess): Portuguese prosectors have told the press that their investigations have been besieged by constant pressure, interference and thinly-veiled snarls from Opus Dei's top European cheerleader Tony Blair.
Brussels, Belgium - (Farcial Mess): Frantic Opus Dei whores trading is touting elder statesman (sic, sick) Tony Blair as the natural choice to be the European Union's first president.
A man was being treated in hospital today after walking into Paddington Green Police Station, and telling officers there of a most extraordinary dream that he had experienced two nights ago. Anthony Bliar, 54, told astonished officers that he had...
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to front a new band made up of former world leaders.
Praia Da Iluzion - (Goddawful Mess): Portimao prosecutors have issued a statement saying Tony Blair has schmoozed them with offers of UN gravy-train judiciary sinecures, front-row seats for the Beijing Olympics, cut-price first-class Virgin Airlines...
Today Tony Blair announced a return to the political fold, surprisingly against labour foe Gordon Brown. In a bizarre twist and life changing experience, the former PM is to stand for the old Bexley and Sidcup left in Derek Conway's departure. To...
Davos, Switzerland - (Rogue Trader Mess): Swiss protection racket company Gnomes of Zurich AG has hired ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair in a 18 month $10 million sweetheart deal to advise on interntional money-laundering and embezzlement opti...
Off the Wall St - (Embezzlement Mess): A rogue city trader, formerly head of acquisitions at troubled UK lender Northern Crock Bank, has wiped off over $7.1billion from the balance sheet of JP Morgan, the financial institution which has just signed u...
New Scotland Yard - (Bad Ass Mess): The first official mugshots in the criminal career of Tony Blair have been released.
London - (ReUterus): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been subpoenaed to testify at Diana's inquest.
Tony Blair, the former British PM would market Colgate's latest range of toothpastes. At a glittering ceremony in New York today, Blair told reporters that he'd always believed it was his mission to show his assets for a toothpaste ad. But du...
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