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Funny story: Man after Tiger's tail

Man after Tiger's tail

A new story has just arisen from the ashes of the Tiger Woods Sex Scandal, this time coming from a man who is in the aftermath of the multitude of mistresses that followed in the wake of the first storm. The man who asked that his name be withheld...

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Funny story: Further study of Tiger Woods' problems, possible

Further study of Tiger Woods' problems, possible

Having looked upon the case of "Tiger Woods", The Institute of Weird Sexual Behavior in the Golfing Profession feels greatly over challenged and has called in a specialist in that field. Howard Hollinzegger, a professor of sorts with the institute...

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Funny story: Sex, sex and more sex

Sex, sex and more sex

Get a Grip on Gossip, the new Tabloid on news stands today says that their reporter Gessie Gotcha has found Tiger Woods and has been hiding in the woods near the "rehab" clinic in Arizona where Tiger is getting help with his "problem". The rehab e...

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Funny story: Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Shamed golfer Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard On' Woods has gone into a rehabilitation centre for treatment of sex addiction, according to various untrustworthy reports. A number of US media sources reported that 'Woody' (as the girls like to call hi...

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Funny story: Tiger's Woods Secret 'Scorecard' Discovered By Elin

Tiger's Woods Secret 'Scorecard' Discovered By Elin

Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods, was back at their Florida estate looking for things to take back to Europe with her when she found a secret drawer in Tiger's desk. Inside were several photos that caught her attention, she reported to a travel...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods has finally agreed to enter a rehab center to deal with his groin problem of just not being able to keep "Little Tiger" in his pants. Tiger has checked into The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic where he will remain for three...

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Funny story: Tiger "holed up" $1,000 offered for 1st picture

Tiger "holed up" $1,000 offered for 1st picture

Where is Tiger "holed up" ? - According to a little known tabloid aptly named; "Get a Grip on Gossip" it appears there is to be a contest running that will award $1,000 to the first picture submitted to the GGG tabloid that actually shows where the...

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Funny story: Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Reports are surfacing that reclusive Swinger Tiger Woods has actually been sighted in a small Arizona town that houses a little known, but highly used compulsive disorder' clinic for Follywood Elite. The town, population 6500, can not be named for...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Left Endorsing John Daly Golf Shoes

Tiger Woods Left Endorsing John Daly Golf Shoes

Tiger Woods, who once did ads for dozens of companies, is down to doing commercials for golf shoes only. "These shoes are great", says Tiger in the new commercial for "John Daly's Favorites" Brand. "John has always been a great competitor and now,...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Having Sex Therapy

Tiger Woods Having Sex Therapy

Tiger Woods has apparently checked himself into a sex clinic near Los Angeles, according to one Billy Rautch who was a patient there for the past two months. "Everybody knows he's there but no one has seen him", stated Rautch to UP2. "They even ha...

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Funny story: Tiger FKS UP again!

Tiger FKS UP again!

Tiger Woods is picking up new sponsors even though he is going through a very rough time right now. One maker of small golf carts for children, wants to endorse the golf great. So far Tiger has not responded as to whether or not he wants to accept...

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Funny story: Tiger Gets something right

Tiger Gets something right

The opening match of the football competition of the Africa Cup of Nations got underway yesterday despite the fact three people including two players for the Togo national team were shot dead only a few days ago. The opening match between Angola...

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Funny story: Tiger's bed "tossed to the curb"

Tiger's bed "tossed to the curb"

An online auction site is bombarded with bids for the "marital bed" of Tiger and Elin Woods being offered with no reserve today. Starting bid is $100.00 and is being offered "as is" states the seller, "with no refunds". The seller states they a...

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Funny story: The Tiger Dudes Siegfried and Roy Finally Retire

The Tiger Dudes Siegfried and Roy Finally Retire

LAS VEGAS - After performing together for 37 years, and going through 817 tigers, and over 7,000 Revlon products, Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn have decided to hang up their magic wands. The two popular Las Vegas showmen who performed illusio...

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Funny story: New Transgressions Mode For Woods Video Game Franchise

New Transgressions Mode For Woods Video Game Franchise

REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA - A new transgressions mode is being developed for the next Tiger Woods computer game. The mode was revealed at a press conference today. Despite being in the early stages of development, when asked about the features on T...

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Funny story: Elin to throw out their marital bed

Elin to throw out their marital bed

Elin Woods: "I should have been aware as to what was going on with Tiger" she said in an interview with TIGER TIMES, a new tabloid now being published to keep up with all the interest in the recent scandal. "Every time he came home from a tour he...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Has Face Bleached, Nose Redone

Tiger Woods Has Face Bleached, Nose Redone

Perhaps all the recent goings-on have caused the talented golfer to go a little bananas but a source close to Tiger has told us that Tiger Woods has bleached his face till it's whiter and had a nose job. He also wants custody of the kids so he ca...

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