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Funny story: President Bush dares Bin Laden to blow up Texas

President Bush dares Bin Laden to blow up Texas

Residents of Texas are "concerned" after President Bush, in a televised message to Osama Bin Laden, apparently "blew his lid" after one too many Zimas and dared the terrorist to nuke the state. Bin Laden, unavailable for comment r...

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Funny story: Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

CRAWFORD, Texas - The sight that played out earlier this week was unprecedented as hundreds of thousands of tumbleweeds, loose patches of brush and a handful of broken fences fled the state of Texas in anticipation of the beginning of President Bush'...

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Funny story: President Bush takes vacation from reality

President Bush takes vacation from reality

CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush departed this week for his sprawling ranch as part of a month-long vacation away from the trials and tribulations of reality.

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Funny story: Laura Bush Feels Neglected

Laura Bush Feels Neglected

Washington,D.C. and Crawford, Texas---Laura Bush, the First Lady of this great land, is tired of the drudgery involved in being the wife of a world leader. She is demanding help. Not just from anybody, but from the Big Man himself, the one and only...

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Funny story: NASA to become giant Theme Park

NASA to become giant Theme Park

(HOUSTON) -- NASA, amidst rumors that it's days are numbered (as in 4) officially announced the opening of it's new theme park outside Houston Texas. Inside sources say that the new amusement park tentatively named "Nasa~Land", will...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans

Republicans are once again having a field day at the expense of their Democratic rivals. Recently, Pennsylvania Lt. Governor Catherine Baker Knoll was lambasted by Conservatives from states such as Utah and Texas for attending a funeral for a Pennsyl...

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Funny story: A Tom Cruise Bride Born Today

A Tom Cruise Bride Born Today

The future Mrs. Tom Cruise in the year 2025 was born today in Amarillo, Texas. Twenty years from now, looking just as handsome and boyish with his 400 watt smile, trim body and shaved, checker board head (for a new film role) Tom will be expounding t...

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Funny story: Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

HOUSTON, Texas - The Voyager 1 spacecraft is on the verge of entering interstellar space, or as space officials call it, "Way, way, way out there land."...

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Funny story: Eddie Albert sightings rampant in U.S.

Eddie Albert sightings rampant in U.S.

GRAND MARSHALL, Texas -- Eddie Albert, the versatile actor on Broadway, in movies and on television, known most for his role on Green Acres, died at his home in the Pacific Palisades area of California recently.

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Funny story: Wealthy people choose horses over gas-operated vehicles

Wealthy people choose horses over gas-operated vehicles

DOLITTLE, Texas -- Gas prices rose so high today that even the wealthiest of Texans went back to riding horses for transportation.

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Funny story: God Buys Doublewide in Odessa, Texas

God Buys Doublewide in Odessa, Texas

Elated by the School Board vote to bring fundamentalist bible teachings to the public schools, God packed his bible, stuffed possum, and framed GED and moved to Odessa, Texas. Made famous by the deadly accurate depiction of red-neck buffoonery in the...

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Funny story: DeLay hiring killer baboons to eliminate jugdes

DeLay hiring killer baboons to eliminate jugdes

Texas- Tom DeLay has become full wroth with judges nowadays, and he is looking to his ancestors for an answer. In an interview with DeLay, the House majority leader revealed sinister plans to "make judges answer for their behavior" by hirin...

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Funny story: Village Idiot Strives To Upgrade Job Skills

Village Idiot Strives To Upgrade Job Skills

CRAWFORD, TX -- Part-time, under-employed village idiot, Fester McWilly, recently applied to the Texas secretary of education for funds to help him upgrade his job skills. Mr. McWilly a card carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Dolts,...

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Funny story: Bush Offers Mexico for West Bank and Gaza, Gets Ticket for Driving Without Seatbelt

Bush Offers Mexico for West Bank and Gaza, Gets Ticket for Driving Without Seatbelt

Crawford, Texas - In a move to solve the every lasting Middle East conflict United States President George Bush offered Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon the country of Mexico in trade for the West Bank and Gaza Strip regions. Bush also promised Sh...

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Funny story: Ariel Sharon New Miss Texas

Ariel Sharon New Miss Texas

Ariel Sharon headed to Texas today to accept the only crown he's ever really wanted: Miss Texas. There was celebration throughout the state, as 80% of the populace gathered to embrace the new beauty queen, again proving that Texans will buy anything.

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Funny story: Citing God's Will, Tom DeLay Backs Off Terri Schiavo Case

Citing God's Will, Tom DeLay Backs Off Terri Schiavo Case

Citing the fact that he prayed for hours over the Terri Schiavo case and that God finally told him he would lose the next election if he didn't keep his stupid mouth shut and continue to try to keep her alive, Texas Republican Tom DeLay has become th...

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Funny story: President Bush Suspects Bias in Satirical Press

President Bush Suspects Bias in Satirical Press

WASHINGTON - During a break in the dancing at last night's Executioner's Ball, President George W. Bush told a group of Texas supporters he was beginning to suspect "a definite left-wing bias" in the way his administration is covered by the satirical...

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