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Funny story: Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

A mirror wielding Al-Qaeda spy cell in operation across the British Transport network has lead the Government to request all reflections from windows are encrypted to prevent sensitive data being intercepted. The cell targets travelling MP's and M...

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Funny story: Radical website publishes MP death list

Radical website publishes MP death list

Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...

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Funny story: Suicide bomber fears as Yemeni photocopier found up Queen's arse

Suicide bomber fears as Yemeni photocopier found up Queen's arse

London - (Gunpowder Plot): Friday's annual Palace Bonfire Night bash has been cancelled amid fears the Queen may auto-immolate this weekend. A routine medical scan found one of the missing Yemeni photocopiers buried up Her Majesty's arse, its inkj...

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Funny story: Yemeni photocopier found inside downed Quantas jumbo engine

Yemeni photocopier found inside downed Quantas jumbo engine

Singapore - (Pie-in-the-Sky News): The London to Sydney Airbus A380 was first thought to have been pranged by the Stuxnet virus. It's number two engine exploded shortly after takeoff from Changi Airport filling Business Class with the unmistakable...

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Funny story: Mohamed Mohamed Mohamud Charged With Terrorism: Obama Denies Muslim Connection

Mohamed Mohamed Mohamud Charged With Terrorism: Obama Denies Muslim Connection

Mohamed Mohamed Mohamud, Basaaly Saeed Moalin and Issa Doreh, three San Diego men, have been charged with providing money to a Somali group described as a terrorist organization. They face conspiracy charges related to their alleged involvement with...

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Funny story: Explosive: Salford Gas Explosion 'Possibly Al-Qaeda' Say Police

Explosive: Salford Gas Explosion 'Possibly Al-Qaeda' Say Police

An explosion which caused the destruction of three houses in Salford, Greater Manchester, is being blamed on faulty gas work by a local builder. But Ron Badger, the accused workman, is claiming it was al-Qaeda. "I noticed a new printer in the h...

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Funny story: Campello in Al-Quaeda Terror Link

Campello in Al-Quaeda Terror Link

Sometime on Saturday night/ Sunday morning of the 30th/31st October 2010, the long hand of Muslim extremist terrorist organization Al- Quaeda arrived on Spain's Costa Blanca. The Campello Trumper has learned that at around 3am on the Sunday mornin...

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Funny story: Failed underpants bomb supremo Ibrahim Hassan Tali al-Asiri screws up bigtime

Failed underpants bomb supremo Ibrahim Hassan Tali al-Asiri screws up bigtime

London - (Big Bang Theory): Last Xmas Day his controversial penile dysfunction cure failed to light up underpants bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's y-fronts. 289 Northwest Airlines Flight 253 passengers were spared from a fatal splattering of Ab...

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Funny story: Cousin Ibrahim's bombing spree rattles Cameron

Cousin Ibrahim's bombing spree rattles Cameron

London - (Big Bang Theory 2): The National Poisons Unit DNA test's a shocker and leaves Prime Monster Cameron shitting bricks this weekend. "Bloody Sordid Arabian relatives of yours, Dave," a breastfeeding Sam Cam moaned at lunchtime, "there'll be...

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Funny story: Millions go down with flu. Shopkeeper arrested

Millions go down with flu. Shopkeeper arrested

With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah. Zaffar Ali Kha...

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Funny story: Government Grounds All Non-Essential Flights

Government Grounds All Non-Essential Flights

Following the discovery of exploding ink cartridges in airports across the developed world, the British Uniformed Liability Limiters have met today at the Secret War Rooms deep underground in Corsham Computer Centre (close to the only 7* hotel with a...

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Funny story: Yemeni terror plot theory bombs

Yemeni terror plot theory bombs

Langley, Va - (Shoo-in Bomber Mess): A massive great big Xmas bonus awaits the Vatican head of counter-antiterrorism CIA top brass said this weekend. Second only to '25 years of George W Bush sobriety' theories the 'Yemeni Al Qaeda' Chicago synago...

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Funny story: New Yemenese Printer Catridges Run Out of Explosives Too Quickly, Say Customers

New Yemenese Printer Catridges Run Out of Explosives Too Quickly, Say Customers

Angry picketers demonstrating outside of a Holmdel, NJ Best Buy echoed the sentiment of most users of the new Yemenese printer cartridges: The explosives run out too quickly. "This is bullsh-t," said white-supremacist Ivan Tadooya, who purchased a...

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Funny story: How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

Law enforcement officers across the planet are laughing their asses off at the terrorists ridiculously ineffective plot to bomb a Midwest synagogue that was thwarted this day. Terrorists, who obviously received a public school education, weaponize...

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Funny story: Panic: Bin Laden Threatens Terror Attack On France

Panic: Bin Laden Threatens Terror Attack On France

Osama Bin Laden, bearded baddie and all round bad egg, has sensationally threatened France with terror attacks. The hairy pixie was upset at the French nations decision to ban veils, something which has become somewhat of a fashion statement for M...

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Funny story: 'He Doth Stride the World like a Colossus': Obama's Royal Indian Junket Leaves Huge Carbon Footprint!

'He Doth Stride the World like a Colossus': Obama's Royal Indian Junket Leaves Huge Carbon Footprint!

As Michelle packs for the family junket to India, emptying out the White House Walk In Closets, Indian Economists are rubbing their hands in glee as Barry, fresh off his trashing of corporate spending in the US, prepares to single handedly increase I...

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Funny story: Pakistan will fight Taliban but need another $2bn

Pakistan will fight Taliban but need another $2bn

The Pakistani government have agreed to launch an all out attack on the Taliban camped in their own back yard, provided the Americans pay another $2bn in aid. This is in addition to the $7.5bn already on its way to Pakistan for the continued fight...

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