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Funny story: Lady Godiva pens new song for Susan Boyle and Snoop Doggy Dogg

Lady Godiva pens new song for Susan Boyle and Snoop Doggy Dogg

Yes it is true. One of our own writers has penned a new song for Subo's new album. It's a rap song and it's hoped that Snoop will 'do' a duet on the album. Yes I'm Subo and don't you guys fret I's got lots o' singing to do just yet I've found my feet and I know what's hip I'm enjoying sailing on this musical ship. Come on and join me. Get right down Turn those frowns o' yours upside do...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Caught in Vicinity of Bali Gigolo Raid

Susan Boyle Caught in Vicinity of Bali Gigolo Raid

Bali Beach in Indonesia was the site of a recent raid in which 28 young, attractive "surfer-type" tan, hard-bodied, indescribably handsome, heterosexual men were detained on charges of offering companionship to well-heeled, rich women in exchange for...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics attend wealth contest

SuBo fanatics attend wealth contest

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatics from around the world (alright, the USA) were last night converging on Las Vegas for the first annual 'SuBo Fanatic Wealthy Husband Contest'. Arriving in a flurry of red limousines, the fanatics were dressed in...

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Funny story: SuBo Fanatics Decide on Housewarming Gift

SuBo Fanatics Decide on Housewarming Gift

After weeks of debate and internal wrangling, members of The Red Cult have finally decided upon a housewarming gift for Susan: a lovely pink and red striped daylily variety called 'Wild Haggis', named after the animal indigenous to Scotland. This...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatic gives birth to fanatic!

SuBo fanatic gives birth to fanatic!

A red scarf wearing Susan Boyle fanatic last night gave birth to a fully-formed SuBo fanatic. The child who will, of course, be named Susan (even though it's a boy) was born wearing a red scarf, clutching $25, and humming 'I Dreamed A Dream'. Other f...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics buy her old house

SuBo fanatics buy her old house

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatics were last night starting yet another collection to buy her old council house. The house will then be dismantled brick-by-brick and rebuilt in California, where it will be blessed and turned into a shrine. It wil...

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Funny story: The Pope should "take the shame"

The Pope should "take the shame"

Young people in the UK have many disarming phrases meant as put downs and to which there is no answer. One favourite is "take the shame!" You acted like a numpty, a div, a tool are some of the kindest definitions of this phrase. Perhaps "what a tr...

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Funny story: Billy Connolly writes new song about Susan Boyle

Billy Connolly writes new song about Susan Boyle

Billy, the Big Yin, has put pen to paper for Susan Boyle. His new ditty is sung to the tune of D-I-V-O-R-C-E which is a parody of another song which I know nothing aboot. A C-H-E(space)Q-U-E arrived for Susan Boyle today. She earned it from the great CD that recently came our way. Simon Cowell, he was so chuffed, he wet his P-A-N-T-S When asked to record another CD -Susan Boyle said Y-...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing "Flower of Scotland" for the Pope

Susan Boyle to sing "Flower of Scotland" for the Pope

If he can escape the damning evidence of unacceptable behaviour by his underlings in the Church, Pope Benedict will visit Glasgow, Scotland in September. One of the highlights of his visit will be a performance, in front of 150,000 by the Scottish...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle flight from Tokyo, were they all sedated

Susan Boyle flight from Tokyo, were they all sedated

It is reported that something strange happened to the posh people on the Very Special People's Upper Class section of the flight carrying the Scottish singer, Susan Boyle and her team back from Tokyo to London several weeks ago. Reports, from an u...

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Funny story: Subo fanatics horrified about latest news of security measures being taken to ensure Subo privacy in her new home

Subo fanatics horrified about latest news of security measures being taken to ensure Subo privacy in her new home

Subo fanatics are up in arms on hearing of the new security wall being built around Susan's new home. When hearing of the height and thickness of the wall, plus the moat, they began wailing and flailing. "It's so not fair," wailed one of the Red...

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Funny story: Tech store gives Susan Boyle a laptop

Tech store gives Susan Boyle a laptop

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle is said to be delighted with her all singing, all dancing laptop, presented to her by a prominent technology store. Although still very much a novice at techie stuff, Miss Boyle is impressed by the laptop so...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Top of the Hits

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Top of the Hits

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart get more hits on the internet, than anyone else in the entertainment industry, which is a mystery because the Movie, Twilight, that caused their rise to stardom is average at best but there seems to have been a...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle puts Another Brick in the Wall

Susan Boyle puts Another Brick in the Wall

Hallelujah and Rejoice! - Susan Boyle fans are ecstatic at the news of their heroines new CD single. "Don't Fence Me In." They are even more wildly enthusiastic to see pictures of the foundations being laid for a wall and security fence round her new...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle: beware they are coming

Susan Boyle: beware they are coming

Lothian and Borders Police in Scotland are currently discussing contingency plans following reports from fansites that the Susan Boyle fanatics intend "to walk a lot." Blackburn, West Lothian is now preparing for an invasion of multinational Susan...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Working on Her Autobiography Called, "Me Voice It Comes From Me Bloomin' Boobies It Does"

Susan Boyle Working on Her Autobiography Called, "Me Voice It Comes From Me Bloomin' Boobies It Does"

BLACKBURN, Scotland - The Scottish lass or lassie depending on which part of Ireland you're from has stated that she is currently working on her autobiography entitled Me Voice It Comes From Me Bloomin' Boobies. SuBo, as most people from Wales, Gr...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to appear at the Edinburgh International Festival

Susan Boyle to appear at the Edinburgh International Festival

Scottish singer, Susan Boyle is set to appear at the world famous Edinburgh International Festival in August. She has turned down the opulence of the Usher Hall to appear, nightly, on stage at the Princes Street Gardens. The singer has expressed a...

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