Showing:

Funny satire stories about Space

Try another search?

Funny story: USA: We will put a man on the moon before the end of the decade

USA: We will put a man on the moon before the end of the decade

Houston, Texas - NASA has announced it will put a man on the moon by the end of this decade. The rocket ship, aptly named A Pillow 13, will be launched on July 14 2009 and will attempt to arrive on 20 July 2009, the forty year anniversary of the '...

Read full story
Funny story: Pluto downsized to 'Disabled Mass'

Pluto downsized to 'Disabled Mass'

HOUSTON, Texas - Pluto has done it again. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced this morning that the 'dwarf planet' Pluto would be downsized to a 'disabled mass'. NASA also said "We are still considering lowering it to O...

Read full story
Funny story: Congresswoman Jane Harman fingered in NASA phone buggery of 'unidentified Israeli agent' Bernie Madoff

Congresswoman Jane Harman fingered in NASA phone buggery of 'unidentified Israeli agent' Bernie Madoff

California - (Twin Towers Fiasco Mess): Calfornia Democratic Congresswoman Jane Harman reckons she's been screwed over by NASA, the US National Security Agency. Department of Justice sources hinted today that ilicit Bush Administration wiretaps al...

Read full story
Funny story: European Moon Probe Reveals Landing Site

European Moon Probe Reveals Landing Site

The European Space Agency (ESA) probe SMART-1 has, as expected, discovered the original moon landing site. The project's founder, Dr V. Beardly, was quoted as saying, 'It is really good that we can finally put those conspiracy theories to rest. A...

Read full story
Funny story: North Korean Bottle Rocket Puts First Satellite in Inner Space

North Korean Bottle Rocket Puts First Satellite in Inner Space

While numerous countries and NGA's have been wasting enormous amounts of high cost fuels and technical genius to position satellites in outer space, North Korean rocketeers have found an economical and energy efficient way to place a satellite in inn...

Read full story
Funny story: NASA Refuses Russians Use of American Toilet

NASA Refuses Russians Use of American Toilet

In what is sure to become an international incident of astronomical proportions Russian cosmonauts aboard the International Space Station are complaining to their ground crew at the Baikonur Space Control that American astronauts are refusing to let...

Read full story
Funny story: Unusual space energy signal 'a tell-tale sign of Dark Nutter'

Unusual space energy signal 'a tell-tale sign of Dark Nutter'

Space - (The Final Frontier Mess): Worried NASA top brass issued a statement today describing an anomalous energy space signal as a tell-tale sign of the enigmatic phenomenon known as 'The Dark Nutter'. The Agency's specialist astrophysics/parasit...

Read full story
Funny story: British Penises Visible from Space

British Penises Visible from Space

Astronauts have reported that the Great Wall of China is a man made structure that can be seen from outer space. The ancient thousands miles construction has held this unique honor since the beginning of men in space. But recent observations fro...

Read full story
Funny story: Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Scientists today launched a pair of stink free y-fronts into space. The pants will be worn by a Japanese astronaut for the duration of the mission. But the idea was developed by British scientists. Professor Bob Syorunkle is very excited about the...

Read full story
Funny story: The Moon: Latest Public Warning

The Moon: Latest Public Warning

The moon has been the subject of great fear and alarm recently after a recently published report from NASA. NASA (National Arrogance and Space Atrocities) declared that by looking at the Moon for more than 10 seconds can in fact change your blood...

Read full story
Funny story: NASA Announces Plans To Go To The Moon For Real This Time

NASA Announces Plans To Go To The Moon For Real This Time

Cape Canaveral, FLA - NASA officials held a press conference earlier today announcing plans for a manned mission to the moon that will actually take place on the moon instead of in a sound stage in the Arizona desert. The plan was announced...

Read full story
Funny story: Space Station Runs Away From Space Shuttle

Space Station Runs Away From Space Shuttle

The ever elusive International Space Station has managed to stay a few steps ahead of the space shuttle Discovery, as the later tries to dock with the former. It's the kind of space romance you only read about, but now it's coming true. Space shut...

Read full story
Funny story: North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

Pyongyang, North Korea - President Kim Jong-il announced today that North Korea would not send a satellite into orbit in April as originally planned, but will substitute the payload with a chicken. The communist government's sudden reversal of polic...

Read full story
Funny story: NASA: dwarf galaxies are embedded in halo of 'dark nutter'

NASA: dwarf galaxies are embedded in halo of 'dark nutter'

NASA HQ, Area 51, Groom Lake - (X-Files Mess): NASA's Hubble telescope has sent back images showing that some dwarf galaxies are embedded in the halos of a 'dark nutter'. "We don't know who that wacko might be," a NASA source commented, "but from...

Read full story
Funny story: Astronauts Abandon Ship

Astronauts Abandon Ship

The international space mission was briefly interrupted today when the crew had to abandon ship. The space station "Buggerall" was hit by floating debris, thought to be the remains of an earlier mission. The crew were forced to flee to an old pira...

Read full story
Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

BERKELEY, CA - Today at his home in Florida, as predicted by physicists, Rush Limbaugh finally succumbed to the forces of gravity. "We knew it was coming. We just didn't know when," says physicist Stephen Kinghawk. The last person to see the me...

Read full story
Funny story: Jade Goody Corpse To Be Sent Into Orbit

Jade Goody Corpse To Be Sent Into Orbit

Jade Goody, the cancer-stricken ex-Big Brother housemate who has only a matter of weeks to live, is tonight rumoured to be at the centre of an astonishing new British National Space Centre project that will see her dead corpse sent into orbit. Goo...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more