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Funny story: Everton Boss David Moyes Banished From Dugout For Wearing A Kilt

Everton Boss David Moyes Banished From Dugout For Wearing A Kilt

There was chaos at the Britannia Stadium this afternoon when Everton boss David Moyes was sent from the dugout during his side's visit to Stoke, after the referee spotted him wearing a kilt! Moyes, who is Scottish, was deemed by referee Alan Wiley...

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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster Mystery Update

Loch Ness Monster Mystery Update

The ancient mystery of Loch Ness and of its Monster, was the subject of a recent investigation by scientists, who say that there is nobody alive who has seen it, and the beast may, in fact, be dead. The Monster has been lurking in the depths of th...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Claims Scottish Ancestry

Michael Jackson Claims Scottish Ancestry

Popstar Michael Jackson has amazed people in Scotland on his 50th birthday, by following up his new album of Rabbie Burns' cover versions, with his amazing declaration that he, himself, is a Scot. Jackson claims that his ancestors were part of the...

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Funny story: Lorraine Kelly "Not Really Scottish"

Lorraine Kelly "Not Really Scottish"

The world of entertainment is reeling today following sensational claims that bubbly round-shouldered GMTV presenter Lorraine Kelly (55), is only pretending to be Scottish and was actually born in the US. The shock revelation has come from exuber...

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Funny story: Scots Blow Britain's Leader!

Scots Blow Britain's Leader!

Scotsman and UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown was seriously blown by Scottish nationalists this week! Brown who depended on his regional allies to support Labor in the election never thought he would get this kind of treatment from his countrymen, so t...

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Funny story: Aborigines have bone to pick with Scotland

Aborigines have bone to pick with Scotland

A dispute has broken out between aboriginal tribes in Australia and a gang of Gorbals Diehards in Glasgow. The Scots are claiming that they have physical, living evidence that they are the original Neanderthal men who have always inh...

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Funny story: Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

There was great excitement in Scotland yesterday, when money was discovered growing on a tree. Tree experts have said this is the first reported case of the phenomenon in Britain.

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Funny story: Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

In a shock move today, the leader of the Scottish Labour party resigned after admitting to not fiddling the books.

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Funny story: Scottish citizens re-named as 'residents'

Scottish citizens re-named as 'residents'

In a surprise move today, 5 million Scots were changed from being 'citizens' to 'residents'. Speaking from his cave near Stirling, Robert 'the Bruce' Bruce said: 'Scotland is a sovereign nation, as is England, I wish idiots would stop speaking abo...

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Funny story: 'Scottish Islamic state' plotted

'Scottish Islamic state' plotted

Secret plans to set up an Islamic state in Scotland were planned by 2 jihad supporters, a court heard today. Imran Unis and Waqar Khan said that the only problem was a lack of weapons, and then they would take on 'non-believers, once and for all.

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Funny story: Funny Scotland Squad

Funny Scotland Squad

It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.

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Funny story: Stone of Destiny is dinosaur excrement Scottish scientists claim

Stone of Destiny is dinosaur excrement Scottish scientists claim

Hollyrood, Scotland - (Soothsaying Mess): Scottish scientists believe they have found the holy grail of all fortune telling whoppers after carbon-dating the fabled Stone of Destiny.

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Funny story: Scots Twice as Likely to Kill Self and Others, Not Necessarily in that Order!

Scots Twice as Likely to Kill Self and Others, Not Necessarily in that Order!

The BBC reports that a recent study of mental health in Scotland shows a dramatic north-south divide over homicide and suicide.

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Funny story: Sean Connery To Visit Scotland

Sean Connery To Visit Scotland

World-famous Scottish actor Sir Sean Connery is to visit the Edinburgh book festival this year.

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Funny story: England declares War on Scotland!

England declares War on Scotland!

England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.

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Funny story: Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Charities and politicians in Scotland have criticised British government proposals to stop underage teenagers from not drinking. Parents who don't allow their children to drink in public could be prosecuted for allowing under-14s to be regularly...

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Funny story: Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Britains Got Talents Final was today under investigation due to revelations that the result was fixed.

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