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Funny story: Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Scientists today launched a pair of stink free y-fronts into space. The pants will be worn by a Japanese astronaut for the duration of the mission. But the idea was developed by British scientists. Professor Bob Syorunkle is very excited about the...

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Funny story: Beyond Your Ken

Beyond Your Ken

My Transcendant Wholistic Anti-Dualistic Dharmic Law of Everything, which I refer to by the acronym, A.B.A.T., is beyond your ken. How could it not be, since it is Dharmically-Revealed, Integral Virtually Everything Law - the product of an Integrally-Developed, Integrally-Overarching Theorist? I came to the A.B.A.T. only after many, many years of deep meditation, studying at the feet of hund...

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Funny story: Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

Possible exposure to a video games console may have caused the cancer in Jade Goody, scientists have proved perhaps. Shocking revelations from the Polytechnico of Juventius di Milano departmento di speculananio reveal the Japanese console popular...

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Funny story: Ball Shall Go To The Ewe

Ball Shall Go To The Ewe

A testicle grown in a laboratory on the back of a genetically modified mouse called Atlas has been successfully transplanted into a female sheep. The sheep can now reproduce without the requirement for mating or artificial insemination. Scienti...

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Funny story: Science out of step with public opinion

Science out of step with public opinion

Scientists and experts have once again clashed with public opinion. The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) has examined the scientific evidence for the classification of ecstacy and are to recommend that ecstacy be downgraded to a Clas...

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Funny story: Money really does make the world go round

Money really does make the world go round

Scientists have proved money does in fact make the world go round - in particular the dollar. The gravitational pull of the greenback and the dollar's spread around the world is keeping the globe turning. "Without the dollar spreading across wo...

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Funny story: Utah To Demonstrate Discovery

Utah To Demonstrate Discovery

Northeastern Utah, today, will participate in a research project to determine whether recent findings regarding moisture in the air are correct. As rain continues to fall on the area, scientists from several well known universities will be collecting...

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Funny story: Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

President Barack Obama has signed an executive order ending the easterly rotation of the planet on its axis that has characterized much of these first five billion years of Earth's existence. The executive order will maintain the current mean an...

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Funny story: Giant Cubes Fall From The Sky

Giant Cubes Fall From The Sky

Since the 1920's, scientists have held with the belief that the entire universe is ordered, a feeling most often represented as "God does not play dice with the universe." Top researchers from Berkley were amazed today when two giant dice came tum...

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Funny story: M-Theory Proven With Lost Socks

M-Theory Proven With Lost Socks

Socks that become lost in your washer or dryer are now being investigated as indisputable proof that M-theory is, indeed, a valid hypothesis to explain all existence. Apparently, vibration along the strings that make up all matter in the universe...

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Funny story: Scientists develop non-stick Velcro

Scientists develop non-stick Velcro

Scientists working at MIT have developed an amazing new form of Velcro that does not stick. "For millennia, people have sought a way to stop their sweaters getting stuck to the hood of their Velcro jackets. Now that glorious day has come", said Pr...

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Funny story: Nana Mouskouri is a 'babe' say scientists

Nana Mouskouri is a 'babe' say scientists

Scientists from the Stan Butler University in Cockney Land, London. Have announced that seventies, Greek Songstress Nana Mouskouri is a hot mamma. "In the past she was stigmatised as a, reet boiler" said Professor Nomoney Jones. "However she shou...

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Funny story: Scientists to stop recruiting Nerds

Scientists to stop recruiting Nerds

Scientists are to cease the age-old policy of only recruiting from the ranks of nerds, losers, geeks and wimps. Instead, they will now seek future scientific geniuses from groups comprised of stoned teenagers, beauty queens, muscle men and surfers...

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Funny story: Cow Jumps Over the Moon - Dog Laughs to see such fun

Cow Jumps Over the Moon - Dog Laughs to see such fun

China sent it's first cow into space last night and at 3am local time it soared over our nearest and dearest celestial neighbor - the Moon. The cow, named Moe Inge, was photographed from the Hubble telescope performing a balletic display of moveme...

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Funny story: UK's Science Teachers Believe that Aslan the Lion Created the Universe!

UK's Science Teachers Believe that Aslan the Lion Created the Universe!

A significant number of UK science teachers oppose the exclusion of intelligent design and creationist scio-mythology from the science curriculla in British schools. British Christian scientist I. Luv Dalord testified before Parliament that he...

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Funny story: C*nts really are stupid, claim scientists

C*nts really are stupid, claim scientists

For years it was considered to be nothing more than a vile insult but scientists have now discovered that c*nts are indeed stupid. "Compared to the common or garden penis", said Professor Swertzer of Kracow University Poland, "cunts are indeed ver...

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Funny story: Investment in maths working 120%

Investment in maths working 120%

After a £350million boost to the eduction of maths and science in the UK, the signs are encouraging that it is working. "Last year we saw a seven percent increase in students enrolling on maths courses," John Denham, secretary for Universities sa...

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