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Funny story: School Administrators Shocked By Students Slow Dancing; Students Say "Just Trying To Close The Gap"

School Administrators Shocked By Students Slow Dancing; Students Say "Just Trying To Close The Gap"

Reports are coming in from across the country that school administrators from grade school to high school are complaining about the behavior of students at sponsored dances. Evidently, the dancing has become so provocative that teachers and administr...

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Funny story: Obama Approves Dingleberries As Fruit On School Lunch Menu

Obama Approves Dingleberries As Fruit On School Lunch Menu

During the 1980's, President Reagan and his administration received a large amount of bad publicity for naming ketchup a vegetable on the school lunch menu. Thus far, there has been no backlash at Barack Obama adding dingleberries to the list of app...

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Funny story: "Baby Einstein" refund sets bad precedent

"Baby Einstein" refund sets bad precedent

The announcement of a refund to all parents who had ever bought an instructional video for their babies that was supposed to make them a genius has some industry leaders worried. Apparently the entertainment giant had offered a video that would al...

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Funny story: Calls To Restructure Tests For Children

Calls To Restructure Tests For Children

To get assessed on how well a child knows the subject, the child has to be able to demonstrate how well it knows and understands the subject. So why should how good someone is at a subject being based on how good they can demonstrate their abilities which relies on communication skills? Demonstrating abilities through communication is a skill in itself but having to rely on being good at thi...

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Funny story: Government To Ban School Foreign Exchange Trips

Government To Ban School Foreign Exchange Trips

Ed Balls Up, Secretary of State for Education, Education, Education today announced tough new measures which may put an end to foreign exchange trips. The fear of paedophiles under (or in) the bed has reached epic proportions. Now parents who agre...

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Funny story: Iranian Schools To Shut For Christmas

Iranian Schools To Shut For Christmas

News from Tehran that the local council has ordered all schools to close during the Christmas and Easter periods. Local education chief Mohammad Al Capone said "It is important that children learn about all religious beliefs. The best way a child can...

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Funny story: National call to stop children going to school

National call to stop children going to school

A new report has shown that children who begin learning at age 4 are more likely to commit crime. A study involving 500 children running over 20 years found that all children who began school at 4 years old committed more crime than those who were...

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Funny story: School Brat Bites Teacher

School Brat Bites Teacher

Police were called to Condoleezza Rice Elementary School after receiving a 911 call that a fifth grade student had bitten his teacher and was still latched on to the teacher's arm. Sterling Blue, who has taught the fifth grade at Condoleezza Rice...

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Funny story: School asks parents to stop shooting heroin at gates

School asks parents to stop shooting heroin at gates

A school governor has called for a ban on parents smoking crack, shooting heroin, or copulating while picking up their children. Rathuragay Itchellmay, chairman of the board of governors at Donkey Road school for the impaired in Staffordshire, sa...

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Funny story: Rosa Parks Turns in Grave as Black Kids Fight Over Back Seat

Rosa Parks Turns in Grave as Black Kids Fight Over Back Seat

Tallahassee, FL - The dry crumble of a hollow, sunken skull gnashing its teeth could be heard this afternoon as Tyrese Jackson and Lasanthe Robinson fought bitterly over the privilege of enjoying the back seat of a South Tallahassee district school b...

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Funny story: Gender Bending School Kids

Gender Bending School Kids

After two high profile cases, a massive Gender Bending problem has been unearthed in British schools. The first case came to light after a bust up between the parents of twelve year old 'Jessica' and 'her' school in Northampton when they refused t...

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Funny story: Former Ride the Geese driver plunges school bus into river

Former Ride the Geese driver plunges school bus into river

On Wednesday morning a former Ride the Geese driver plunged a crowded school bus into the fast-moving Delaware River in Easton, PA. The incident occurred just south of the Northampton St Bridge off of Larry Holmes Dr. The bus was full of day campers...

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Funny story: New School Year in Gaza Begins Today

New School Year in Gaza Begins Today

Gaza: A new school year is beginning in Gaza. United Nations (UN) officials approached the Hamas leadership about adding a Humanitarian Studies class to their Kindergarten through 12th Grade curricula. The UN suggesting classes is a part of their...

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Funny story: World Record GCSE count broken

World Record GCSE count broken

With the GCSE results now out, one student has broken the world record for the number of GCSE A* passes since records began (about 1952). Phillipa Phillips (Pip Pip to her friends), studied for the by now traditional fifteen GCSEs, but in addition...

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Funny story: Record Breaking GCSE Results

Record Breaking GCSE Results

A record proportion of GCSE entries were awarded the top grades in this year's exams, writes our educashun correspondent Mark Mywords. School's minister Vernon Joker said this year's GCSE results showed that sustained and creditable progress in th...

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Funny story: Government Initiative to make the GCSE harder

Government Initiative to make the GCSE harder

In response to critism on the recent world record of high grades in recent GCSE and A Levels, the Government is introducing a new tough style of exams designed for the 21st cenury. Government appointed spokesman for the Child Unified Non educated...

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Funny story: Nick Jonas Paddling In School Brought Lawsuit

Nick Jonas Paddling In School Brought Lawsuit

It has recently came to light why the Jonas Brothers were home-schooled after spending several early years in a regular school in Dallas, Texas. Apparently Nick Jonas, then in the second grade, was taken to the school's office and given a paddling...

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