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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies That Osama Bin Laden Had A Cigar Box Underneath His Bed Which Had Nude Pictures of Her

Sarah Palin Denies That Osama Bin Laden Had A Cigar Box Underneath His Bed Which Had Nude Pictures of Her

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, who still insists that she will be the GOP presidential candidate in 2012, called a press conference in front of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow. Palin, was reportedly furious and fit to be tied, after reading in the s...

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Funny story: American Troops Led By Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin Kill Osama Bin Laden In Pakistan

American Troops Led By Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin Kill Osama Bin Laden In Pakistan

WASHINGTON D.C. - After a decade of being on the run, the infamous Osama Bin Laden, the 6 foot 6 inch tall, Al Qaeda leader has been found, shot, and killed in Pakistan. Fitzwater Ribicoff of The Big Apple Globe Gazette reported that a group of un...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

READING, Pennsylvania - After skirting the issue for several months Kate Gosselin, star of the hit reality show Kate Plus 8, has finally addressed the question of the infamous Sarah Palin nude photos. Gosselin agreed to speak with LaTuna LaTundra...

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Funny story: Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

After numerous budget deals and failed solutions to solve America's debt to China and other foreign countries, Congress came up with a solution that will save the nation from paying trillions of dollars back to these countries. A meeting was held...

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Funny story: A GOP Political Straw Poll Shows Huckabee Leading Followed by Pawlenty, Gingrich, Romney, and Dopey

A GOP Political Straw Poll Shows Huckabee Leading Followed by Pawlenty, Gingrich, Romney, and Dopey

CHICAGO - Most political straw polls tend to be regional in scope, but there is one straw poll that actually covers all of the states in the nation including, Alaska, Arizona, and Wisconsin. The oldest and most prestigious of these polls known as...

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Funny story: Katie Couric Makes It Official - She Is Quitting The CBS Evening News And Explains Exactly Why

Katie Couric Makes It Official - She Is Quitting The CBS Evening News And Explains Exactly Why

CARPINTERIA, California - Katie Couric, anchor woman on The CBS Evening News was addressing an assembly of future television news media students at the highly prestigious Left Coast College in Carpinteria, California. She was asked which world figure that she had interviewed stood out in her mind as the most interesting. Couric giggled and said that it would have to be North Korea'a Kim Jong...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Appear In The "Sexually Explicit" X-Rated Movie 'Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story'

Christina Aguilera To Appear In The "Sexually Explicit" X-Rated Movie 'Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story'

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has announced that she will be appearing in the X-Rated Luigi Luigiani film Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story. The movie will be shot in location in Brooklyn; Milwaukee; and Helsinki, Finland. Christina who is still...

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Funny story: Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Fukushima - Thousands of farm animals, according to my source, Mr. Sukucowteata, a farmer here, are slowly dying in the "no go" zone 20 kilometers around the death-spewing Fukushima reactor. Pigs on automatic feeding machines are slowly dying and up...

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Funny story: Alaska sold to Saudi Arabia

Alaska sold to Saudi Arabia

Alaska - She could see Russia from her house. Today, it's a different story, as Sarah Palin has just announced to a stunned gathering outside her home that Alaska has been sold. "I don't know where I can move to an also-to see Russia from my hous...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Bitterly Upset At The News That Some Arizona Tea Bag Party Members Are Planning To Form The Arizona Sand Bag Party

Sarah Palin Bitterly Upset At The News That Some Arizona Tea Bag Party Members Are Planning To Form The Arizona Sand Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Geography Girl" Palin is reportedly very upset with a lot of members of her Tea Bag Party. Palin, who has staunchly denied rumors that husband Todd is having an affair with his fishing guide, the stunningly sexy Nanicka Za...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

LAS VEGAS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, who have been an item for some time now, were recently spotted cuddling like a couple of newlyweds at The Ravishing Risque Resort Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas. The two we...

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Funny story: The Reasons Why Todd Palin Says That His Wife Sarah Palin Needs To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic

The Reasons Why Todd Palin Says That His Wife Sarah Palin Needs To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin, whom Sarah referred to during her failed vice-presidential campaign of 2008, as the "First Dude" says that he has grown extremely concerned with the well-being state of his wife-mother-huntress Sarah Louise Palin. Tod...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Announces That She Has Agreed To Settle Her Lawsuit Against Sarah Palin

Kate Gosselin Announces That She Has Agreed To Settle Her Lawsuit Against Sarah Palin

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the Emmy-nominated star of Kate Plus 8 has informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to settle her lawsuit against the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin. Gosselin had filed a lawsuit against the ex...

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Funny story: Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Tokyo - A terminally fat Sumo Wrestler was in the hospital yesterday according to neighbors who found him fused to the wallpaper of his bedroom. His girlfriend had been feeding the man uncooked rice flavored with aspartame. Such rice has more...

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Funny story: After Being Told That President Obama Was in South America, Sarah Palin Remarked That She Didn't Know That The 2012 Presidential Primaries Had Started!

After Being Told That President Obama Was in South America, Sarah Palin Remarked That She Didn't Know That The 2012 Presidential Primaries Had Started!

NOGALES, Arizona - The chairwoman of The Lower 48 Tea Bag Party, Sarah Louise Palin was in town speaking at a Happy Holiday Hotel meeting room before the annual convention of The Gila Monster Breeders of Arizona. The organization which was founded...

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Funny story: Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True

Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True

Recent photographs of Sarah Palin seem to indicate that she's had some kind of work done on her face. Many believe she may have indulged herself while in India by getting some botox injections in her cheeks and lips. A telltale sign of botox enha...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Asks UN To Declare Washington Area A No Fly Zone: Obama To Be Outed

Sarah Palin Asks UN To Declare Washington Area A No Fly Zone: Obama To Be Outed

In an attempt to turn the table on President Obama, Sarah Palin went before the Security Council this morning, requesting that President Barack Obama be outed from his position as Commander in Chief and that the immediate Washington area be granted s...

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