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Funny story: Michael Jackson Jury About As Black As Michael

Michael Jackson Jury About As Black As Michael

SANTA MARIA, Calif. -- The twelve people who will decide whether Michael Jackson did indeed ply a thirteen-year-old former cancer patient with Mogen David 20/20 and erotic-shaped gummy bears is a jury of Michael's peers in one significant way: none o...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Leaves Hospital in a Huff

Michael Jackson Leaves Hospital in a Huff

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Shortly after dangling a white-and-red teddy bear from his fourth floor hospital room window, Michael Jackson reappeared at the window in a surgical gown and mask, holding a sign that read, "I love more." Then he was gone, a mer...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

SANTA MARIA. Calif. (AP) - Pop superstar Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital with flu, delaying the jury selection process in his trial on child molestation charges.

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Funny story: Six Degrees of Michael Jackson Imperils Jury Selection

Six Degrees of Michael Jackson Imperils Jury Selection

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - The jury selection process at Michael Jackson's child-molestation trial is in more trouble than Michael's career. "We've given up on finding twelve people who have never heard or read anything about this case," said Jackson atto...

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Funny story: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

(or How do you think Santa Claus put on those extra pounds?)...

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Funny story: Santa's Elves Test Positive for Drugs

Santa's Elves Test Positive for Drugs

The North Pole - Santa's elves, after credible, reliable information was obtained, were asked to submit to a drug test, which they failed. Santa and his other staff members stated that possible drug abuse was suspected after the elves behavior becam...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Pleads Guilty To Abuse

Santa Claus Pleads Guilty To Abuse

World-famous child-lover Santa Claus, whose real name is Christopher Rudolph Kringle, was arraigned this morning at the North Pole Supreme Court, facing 2.2million charges of child abuse. This comes as no surprise to elves everywhere, who have...

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Funny story: Julia Child's Shocking Final Request

Julia Child's Shocking Final Request

Santa Barbara, CA - The culinary world was rocked yesterday by the disclosure of details of Julia Child's will. Most disturbing to many is the requirement that her body be the secret ingredient in an episode of the Iron Chef, a popular cooking progr...

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Funny story: Pope to canonise General Pinochet

Pope to canonise General Pinochet

(Santa Monicalewinski, Chile) Following last week's widespread euphoria among the cocaine-growing agricultural community south of Santiago that former dictator General Pinochet had been stripped of immunity from prosecution for torture and mass...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Pleads Guilty

Michael Jackson Pleads Guilty

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Pop superstar Michael Jackson arrived 21 minutes late to his arraignment, which had been scheduled for 8:30 a.m. PST. Superior Court Judge Rodney S. Melville scolded him saying, "Mr. Jackson, you have started out on...

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Funny story: Santa Off Target - Shock.

Santa Off Target - Shock.

Santa Claus has been found hiding by American soldiers in a farmouse basement in a village near Tikrit, Iraq. Besides his bedraggled clothing, his only other posessions were a tin of Cherry Blossom brown boot polish and several gallons of grey hair d...

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Funny story: Saddam Steals Santa's Snow Balls

Saddam Steals Santa's Snow Balls

Saddam and his Al Qaida bad-guys pulled off their most audacious act of terrorism when they stole all of Santa's snow from Lapland.

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Funny story: Man eats monkey as "experiment"

Man eats monkey as "experiment"

An unemployed actor from Santa Barbara has been charged with 'malicious injestion' following his admission that he swallowed a monkey. Malcolm Jack-san told reporters outside his house that he "saw some guy eating big worms on TV" a...

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Funny story: Santa wanted for International Discrimination

Santa wanted for International Discrimination

There were defiant vibes around the UN today as it passed a resolution to bring the Father of Christmas, aka Santa Claws, to an International Court of Justice. The resolution is aimed at Santa's sinfully unfair delivery of presents to the world. With...

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