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Funny story: Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

After nearly two weeks of Olympic competition in Sochi, Russian President, Vladimir Putin is not completely satisfied with how the Games have turned out. So he has called a "mulligan", and is releasing a statement saying the Winter Olympic Games wil...

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Funny story: President Putin's Niece Is Thrilled At Getting To Meet NBC's Meredith Vieira

President Putin's Niece Is Thrilled At Getting To Meet NBC's Meredith Vieira

SOCHI, Russia - The niece of Russian President Vladimir Putin, Nadia Olgavich, is positively thrilled at having met one of her female role models, Meredith Vieira. Miss Olgavich speaking with Russia's national news agency Vodkavich said that ever...

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Funny story: Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

SOCHI, Russia - President Putin of Russia says that he wants Russia to win the Olympics and he has devised what he is calling a fabulous incentive. The Russian president told the Olympics news media that his good friend and National Director of Co...

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Funny story: Kenny Blankenship and Vince Ramano Return in New Socchi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

Kenny Blankenship and Vince Ramano Return in New Socchi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

SOCCHI, RUSSIA - Russian entertainment authorities have announced that Kenny Blankenship and Vince Ramano will appear in a new T.V. series, Socchi's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which will air in fall of 2014. Blankenship and Ramano will us...

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Funny story: Russian oligarchs revealed as Clinton Foundation bagmen

Russian oligarchs revealed as Clinton Foundation bagmen

Little Cock, Arkansas - Temperatures his a crazy 75 degrees at Sochi's VIP yachting marina this weekend where a motley ragbag of seedy Russian billionaires was seen toasting their tootsies in the balmy winter sunshine. Their IDs are the subject of...

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Funny story: Genoproject Results Continue To Surprise

Genoproject Results Continue To Surprise

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a news conference earlier this week, Dr. Spencer Wells, the National Geographic Explorer-in-Residence, announced more surprising results from the Genoproject's Multiyear research. According to Wells, by using their "cutting-e...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has sent a very strongly worded message to the Iranian government. The president informed Iranian President Hassan Rouhani that he will not play games with Iran and he had better call back his boats or else they...

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Funny story: Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency has just learned that the Russian government has had to furlough some federal workers. The national news agency has said that the KGB has laid off 80 spies due to the down spiraling Russian economic situation.

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Funny story: High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

WASHINGTON D.C. - The U.S. Department of Trade announced Friday that the nation will officially boycott a number of high-revenue Russian products because of Russia's recent public stance against homosexual people. The government was quick to ackno...

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Funny story: NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture

NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, spokesman for NASA, has announced that they have just received word from Sochi, Russia, home of the XXII Winter Olympics about a very nice gesture. Timmelfarb said that he received a gracious email from Tula Tambova, th...

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Funny story: Putin Wins the Olympics

Putin Wins the Olympics

Sochi, Russia - After the Russian team's disappointing performance during the first few days of the Winter Olympics, President Vladimir Putin decided to step in for his country and proceeded to win gold in every remaining event. Despite being 61 year...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee has just made an announcement regarding the XXII Winter Olympics closing ceremony. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that the Rolling Stones will be performing at the closing ceremonie...

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Funny story: Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans are wondering why the world has rushed to attend Putin's party in Sochi as Russia continues to push its own defiant agenda on the world stage without regard for due process or the civil liberties of foreign citizens. Americans have expr...

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Funny story: Dubious Food Offerings at Sochi Olympics

Dubious Food Offerings at Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Hungry foreigners attending the Olympic festivities have been suspiciously eyeing the food offerings at the concession stands. So far no one has had the courage to eat anything on the menu, although the Russians themselves are lining...

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Funny story: Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

WARSAW, Poland - The distance from Warsaw, Poland to Sochi, Russia is 1,299 miles. Two Polish women identified as Madga Krakzyn, 43, and Filomena Ripolski, 41, decided to walk the entire distance from their homes in Warsaw to the Sochi Olympics.

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Funny story: Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

SOCHI, Russia - The country of Samoa is extremely upset as they have just learned that their pride and joy speed skater Tuituitama Lemkala has been disqualified by the Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova did verify t...

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Funny story: The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Has Just Placed A Ban on Vibrators

The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Has Just Placed A Ban on Vibrators

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has stated that they are going to run a tight ship and so far they have kept their word. Tula Tambova, a representative for the organization stated that the SOOC has just issued a ban on pers...

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