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Funny story: Queen Elizabeths Drunk Cousin in Shock Eviction

Queen Elizabeths Drunk Cousin in Shock Eviction

MSP's called today for the return of the rotten mouldy corpse of Mary Queen of Scots executed on the orders of caring cousin Lizzie in 1587. The Scottish money grabbing drunkard MPs, including Composer James MacMillan and Lib Dem MSP Hugh O'Donnel...

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Funny story: Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...

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Funny story: Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand. HRH has been overheard...

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Funny story: Opus Dei plot to allow Catholics on the Throne

Opus Dei plot to allow Catholics on the Throne

London - (Ass Mess): In yet another totally crap idea the sinister Nazi cover-up cult Opus Dei is leaning on 10 Drowning Street to let Catholics sit on the Throne again. A campaign by ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's personal father confessor Fr M...

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Funny story: Royal Corgi in Death Blast

Royal Corgi in Death Blast

It is with great sadness that Buckingham Palace has confirmed today that one of Her Majesty's favourite corgis (Whippington - Barksworthy the third) exploded at the `Royal garden party yesterday after it ate a large amount of asparagus and cabbage pa...

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Funny story: Ant and Dec to Interview Royal Princes

Ant and Dec to Interview Royal Princes

It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince's Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry (aka the Ginger Minger), will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being inter...

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Funny story: Royal family show off their crown jewels

Royal family show off their crown jewels

A Buckingham Palace memo finalising the arrangements of the Queen and HRH Prince Phillip's forthcoming holiday plans have been leaked, it was announced last night. Plans are afoot for the royal pair to spend one week of their summer holiday at an...

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Funny story: HM the Queen and HRH Prince Philip in the 'do-do' again

HM the Queen and HRH Prince Philip in the 'do-do' again

Her Royal Highness the Queen and His Royal Highness Prince Philip have once again hit the news, putting the House of Windsor under the public spotlight and casting a shadow on royalty, especially the tabloids, which like to 'big it up' regardless of...

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Funny story: Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton SO embarrasing says royal wedding bride

Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton SO embarrasing says royal wedding bride

London - (Ass Mess): As she swept up the aisle of the Queen's Chapel on the arm of her father the Duke of Gloucester today radiant-looking bride Lady Rose Windsor was heard stifling a cringeing gasp at the sight of desperate royal clinger-on Kate...

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Funny story: Queen To Have Sex

Queen To Have Sex

Buckingham Palace have announced that the Queen intends to have sex with her husband Prince Phillip on a date yet to be confirmed.

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Funny story: Dooleys by royal appointment

Dooleys by royal appointment

Prince Edward, Baroness of Wessex has added to the growing groundswell of opinion demanding the reforming of 70s family pop group the Dooleys.

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Funny story: Wills and Harry gobsmacked as royal protection cops' betting syndicate bombs owing millions in online scam

Wills and Harry gobsmacked as royal protection cops' betting syndicate bombs owing millions in online scam

London - (Royal Ass Mess): William, Harry, silly little wannabe royal trollops Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy plus their official dealers Dave Skunk and Hughie Crackhead are in a state of shock this weekend.

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Funny story: America abolishes its monarchy

America abolishes its monarchy

Today, in Washington BS, Americans decided to abolish its monarchy. Speaking from Buckingwhite Palacehouse, King George Bush IV said: 'My fellow Abyssinians, for centuries Abyssinia has been ruled by the King Bushes, Clintons and Kennedys, now it...

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Funny story: Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

(London, England) - Caught frolicking naked on her college grounds, Britain's Princess Eugenie says she did it to connect with commoners and to "show off my naughty bits, of which I am quite proud."...

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Funny story: Ginger Prince in frontline duties shock

Ginger Prince in frontline duties shock

A vicious war of words has broken out between Windass hall (formerley Buckingham Palace) press officials and the MOD over who was responsible for the leaking the details of HRH Wales latest secondment.

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Funny story: Britain votes for its most eligible Royal - a fat git on the telly

Britain votes for its most eligible Royal - a fat git on the telly

Hot on the heels of the marriage of Peter Phillips, 15th in line to the throne, to the WAG with the ridiculous first name, Hello magazine undertook further research to see which Royal wedding the British public would next like to see the magazine pay...

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Funny story: MPs vote to reestablish autocratic monarchy, public beheading

MPs vote to reestablish autocratic monarchy, public beheading

Britain is to become the world's newest dictatorship, ending centuries of contentious parliamentary rule and the farce of a purely ornamental monarchy.

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