LOS ANGELES, CA - In a month-long, nationwide poll of 1.6 million American voters, Ron Paul (R-TX) has achieved a dramatic lead among all presidential candidates in the running in both political parties.
Things are not always what they seem. Witness the strategic moves made by the media, campaign staffs and other political hacks in an attempt to position their candidates in the most positive light. Dig a little further and you will see an almost world-wide conspiracy to assure the election of Dr. Ron Paul as the next President of the United States.
Paris Hilton wants to be President of the United States of America. In an exclusive interview with this reporter yesterday in her scum-sucking putrid rat-infested jail cell, Paris was blunt: "Being President? Hot!"...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain is so terrified of Ron Paul that his senior adviser on the McCain Campaign in Iowa, Ed Failor Jr, excluded Ron Paul from the Iowa debates.
A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.
Lynwood, CA. In a surprisingly candid interview with MSNBC's Matt Lauer, Paris Hilton today announced her endorsement of Ron Paul's (R-TX) candidacy. Speaking from a jail pay phone to Lauer, who was in New York City, Hilton explained she was...
New York, NY - In the wake of a recent press conference where Congressman and Presidential Canditate Ron Paul (R-TX) challenged fellow candidate and former NYC mayor Rudy Guiliani's knowledge of foreign policy, the latter called Congressman Paul...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Texus - In an effort to overcome the Evil Empire, the Rebel force takes up light sabers and fights their way to the voting booths to cast a vote for Ron Paul. These Pauli masters must overcome the evil Bush Vader and rigged vo...
President Bush was over heard saying he didn't believe Ron Paul was a true, good Texan or a true Republican for that matter.
Washington D.C.- In a rare bi-partisan press conference, each of the current eighteen candidates for President of the United States gave their positions on fiscal policy.
It was once a state whose residents considered themselves Texans first and Americans second. It was big oil, big money, big hats and most of all big Texas pride.
Washington D.C - In what turned out to be the biggest shock of the year, the FBI (not Ron Paul) revealed that the American president, Bush had a pact with one of the most wanted terrorist in the world Osama Bin Laden...
Leaders in the House and Senate today reached a compromise on the Immigration bill today. Predictions that conservative Republicans would block the bill turned out to be false. Tom Tancredo, one of the biggest opponents of immigratio...
June 14th 2007 (WASHINGTON) In an unprecedented move to silence Ron Paul, Guiliani was overheard talking with Tony Soprano in front of his campaign headquarters.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - In an effort to block, or at least slow down Ron Paul's extreme popularity on the internet, YouTube has been delaying videos meant for Ron Paul's Iowa Straw Poll campaign. This is only one small part of...
In a surprise "off the record" press conference outside the White House this morning, President George Bush praised presidential candidate Ron Paul for being a leading Livertarian and lover of the Constitution.
With interest in the presidential primaries heating up among the electorate, television viewers are tuning in the major news networks to find out which candidate the media has chosen for them to vote for in the presidential primaries. However, more...
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