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Funny story: Poll: Ron Paul Gains Lead, 'Captain 9/11' in 4th

Poll: Ron Paul Gains Lead, 'Captain 9/11' in 4th

LOS ANGELES, CA - In a month-long, nationwide poll of 1.6 million American voters, Ron Paul (R-TX) has achieved a dramatic lead among all presidential candidates in the running in both political parties.

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Funny story: Media, Candidates Conspire to Elect Ron Paul

Media, Candidates Conspire to Elect Ron Paul

Things are not always what they seem. Witness the strategic moves made by the media, campaign staffs and other political hacks in an attempt to position their candidates in the most positive light. Dig a little further and you will see an almost world-wide conspiracy to assure the election of Dr. Ron Paul as the next President of the United States.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton dating Ron Paul. Offered VP on Republican Ticket

Paris Hilton dating Ron Paul. Offered VP on Republican Ticket

Paris Hilton wants to be President of the United States of America. In an exclusive interview with this reporter yesterday in her scum-sucking putrid rat-infested jail cell, Paris was blunt: "Being President? Hot!"...

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Funny story: John McCain Terrified of Ron Paul!

John McCain Terrified of Ron Paul!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain is so terrified of Ron Paul that his senior adviser on the McCain Campaign in Iowa, Ed Failor Jr, excluded Ron Paul from the Iowa debates.

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Funny story: Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Lynwood, CA. In a surprisingly candid interview with MSNBC's Matt Lauer, Paris Hilton today announced her endorsement of Ron Paul's (R-TX) candidacy. Speaking from a jail pay phone to Lauer, who was in New York City, Hilton explained she was...

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Funny story: Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"

Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"

New York, NY - In the wake of a recent press conference where Congressman and Presidential Canditate Ron Paul (R-TX) challenged fellow candidate and former NYC mayor Rudy Guiliani's knowledge of foreign policy, the latter called Congressman Paul...

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Funny story: Return of the Pauli

Return of the Pauli

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Texus - In an effort to overcome the Evil Empire, the Rebel force takes up light sabers and fights their way to the voting booths to cast a vote for Ron Paul. These Pauli masters must overcome the evil Bush Vader and rigged vo...

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Funny story: George Bush Claims Ron Paul is No Texan

George Bush Claims Ron Paul is No Texan

President Bush was over heard saying he didn't believe Ron Paul was a true, good Texan or a true Republican for that matter.

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Funny story: Presidential Candidates Interviewed About Fiscal Policy; Giuliani Favors Nuclear First Strike

Presidential Candidates Interviewed About Fiscal Policy; Giuliani Favors Nuclear First Strike

Washington D.C.- In a rare bi-partisan press conference, each of the current eighteen candidates for President of the United States gave their positions on fiscal policy.

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Funny story: Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

It was once a state whose residents considered themselves Texans first and Americans second. It was big oil, big money, big hats and most of all big Texas pride.

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Funny story: Bush got bushed!

Bush got bushed!

Washington D.C - In what turned out to be the biggest shock of the year, the FBI (not Ron Paul) revealed that the American president, Bush had a pact with one of the most wanted terrorist in the world Osama Bin Laden...

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Funny story: Immigration Compromise Reached

Immigration Compromise Reached

Leaders in the House and Senate today reached a compromise on the Immigration bill today. Predictions that conservative Republicans would block the bill turned out to be false. Tom Tancredo, one of the biggest opponents of immigratio...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul

June 14th 2007 (WASHINGTON) In an unprecedented move to silence Ron Paul, Guiliani was overheard talking with Tony Soprano in front of his campaign headquarters.

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Funny story: YouTube Censors Ron Paul Videos

YouTube Censors Ron Paul Videos

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - In an effort to block, or at least slow down Ron Paul's extreme popularity on the internet, YouTube has been delaying videos meant for Ron Paul's Iowa Straw Poll campaign. This is only one small part of...

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Funny story: Bush praises Ron Paul

Bush praises Ron Paul

In a surprise "off the record" press conference outside the White House this morning, President George Bush praised presidential candidate Ron Paul for being a leading Livertarian and lover of the Constitution.

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Funny story: Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

With interest in the presidential primaries heating up among the electorate, television viewers are tuning in the major news networks to find out which candidate the media has chosen for them to vote for in the presidential primaries. However, more...

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