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Funny story: Pattinson, Kristen, Lautner May Appear In Vampire Movie After Last Twilight

Pattinson, Kristen, Lautner May Appear In Vampire Movie After Last Twilight

Rumor now is that the director of the final Twilight movie, "Breaking Dawn" has offered all three a role in a new set of three vampire movies based on another writer's books. At this point the book's names have not been listed but there are some g...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Caught Buying Viagra

Robert Pattinson Caught Buying Viagra

Four customers at a New York pharmacy say they overheard actor Robert Pattinson ordering 50 Viagra tablets from a prescription, while in line at the Dain's Pharmacy in lower Manhattan Saturday. "Oh, he had a Yankee cap on pulled low over his face...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson is looking forward to the next episode of Dr Who, which is set to feature Vampires in Venice, in the 17th century. Pattinson has been outspoken about the bad scripts in recent episodes like Winston Churchill & The Daleks, but...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Top of the World Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart not happy

Lady Gaga Top of the World Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart not happy

Lady Gaga has been named as the most important show biz star in the World, which has really pissed off Robert Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart who were totally convinced that they were the most important stars in the World. Pattinson thinks that the...

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Funny story: Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants boyfriend Robert Pattinson, her co-star in the Twilight Movies, to move in with her in her home in Los Angeles, before Gordon Brown moves out permanently from his residence in Downing Street. Reports coming from Los Angeles,...

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Funny story: Noah More Popular Than Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Noah More Popular Than Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

A surprise internet survey today revealed that Noah - the biblical character who took the animals two by two onto the Ark - is more popular than the Twilight duo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. It seems that over the last few days, Noah,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Will Use Stand-In In Next Twilight Movie

Robert Pattinson Will Use Stand-In In Next Twilight Movie

It was revealed this morning that there will be a body double for Robert Pattinson during the next Twilight movie that will be a little more adult oriented. Famed character actor, Horst Pecard, will be featured in the Pattinson role during a coupl...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson asks about Blood

Robert Pattinson asks about Blood

After reading a story about a man who claims to have survived for 70 years eating nothing Robert Pattinson, is searching for answers as to whether there is any truth about vampires or people eating blood and could they survive on blood alone. Robe...

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Funny story: Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Kristen Stewart is set to get engaged to Twilight, co-star Robert Pattinson, on the 30th April at Twilight. The 30th April, known as Beltane is the Eve of Mayday and is every bit as important on a witches calendar as Halloween. Kristen who play...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Kicked To The Curb

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Kicked To The Curb

There's no getting away from Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart these days. Wherever you go, whatever you do, they just keep cropping up again and again like some particularly malignant growth. Open a newspaper, they're there. Robert looking mea...

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Funny story: Kristin Stewart to appear in Indian film, Pattinson to appear in Cowboy film

Kristin Stewart to appear in Indian film, Pattinson to appear in Cowboy film

Kristen Stewart is to appear in an Indian Movie, called Paani, which is the Indian word for water. Meanwhile Robert Pattinson, her co star in Twilight, is to appear in a cowboy Movie, a remake of the successful Gary Cooper, Movie, High Noon. Krist...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson says Dawn is really really big even bigger than that Volcanic Dust Cloud

Robert Pattinson says Dawn is really really big even bigger than that Volcanic Dust Cloud

Robert Pattinson commented on Dawn, that is Dawn French, after she was photographed returning from a Caribbean holiday on a Jumbo Jet. "Dawn looks bigger than ever" said Pattinson "She looks like she could be mistaken for the biggest Sumo Wrestler th...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Staunchly Proclaims That Contrary To The Vicious Rumors He Is Not Gay

Robert Pattinson Staunchly Proclaims That Contrary To The Vicious Rumors He Is Not Gay

CRICKLEWOOD, England - Robert Pattinson and his constant companion Kristen Stewart were in town to attend The Yearly Cricklewood Crumpet Cooking Contest. Pattinson, who has recently been spending some of his free time down on his South Texas Ranch...

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Funny story: Tia Brodie Is On Fire For Robert Pattinson

Tia Brodie Is On Fire For Robert Pattinson

Porn star turned semi-naked fire-eating singer Tia Brodie - the bare-breasted babe who made Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan sweat but left ice-maiden Amanda Holden cold on Britain's Got Talent is desperate to perform a naked fire-act in front of sullen...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right

Robert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right

Robert Pattinson, believes Stephen Hawking, is right we should not contact Aliens, as the outcome could lead to the destruction of the human race. Hawking speaking with his robotic voice reckons that Aliens coming to earth would be much the same a...

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Funny story: X-37b Spy Plane Exposes R-Patz and K-Stew Scandal during 'Operation Twigate'

X-37b Spy Plane Exposes R-Patz and K-Stew Scandal during 'Operation Twigate'

The American Military had no idea what secrets its orbital spy plane, X-37b, would reveal but the multi billion dollar program has solved the dating enigma of Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. The mini shuttle was launched last we...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want To Make "Ash-Aid" Single With The Pope

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want To Make "Ash-Aid" Single With The Pope

Popular Twilight star-crossed vampyre lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem about to make a grand gesture to help the many poor people who have suffered in the recent eruption of icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull, according to a source cl...

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