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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gets Put In Her Place By A Little Old Blue-Haired Lady

Sarah Palin Gets Put In Her Place By A Little Old Blue-Haired Lady

CHICAGO - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was in the Windy City speaking before a gathering of The Retired Teabaggers Party of Illinois. Palin, who has lost so much weight she is beginning to look like a pencil with legs, arms, and a horrific, uncontrolle...

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Funny story: Sequestration Castration to Hit Hard in Congress

Sequestration Castration to Hit Hard in Congress

The dreaded Sequestration is upon us. Which is much like the feared Fiscal Cliff. Which is similar to the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse. Which is related to Y2K. Which is similar to the Bush II administration......wait a minute! That was a real disaster that...

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Funny story: Obama is no Longer Interesting Enough for Fox News

Obama is no Longer Interesting Enough for Fox News

When the State of the Union rebuttal is drowned out by the speaker touching his face and drinking water it's time to admit, "Talking about liberals is just boring." No one is freaking out enough to watch 24 hour news coverage about fixing bridges,...

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Funny story: Why Republicans Might Pick Daniel Day Lewis As Candidate For President

Why Republicans Might Pick Daniel Day Lewis As Candidate For President

Following the State of the Union speech by President Barack Obama, the Republican rebuttal was presented by Senator Marco Rubio, or as Time Magazine headlined on their cover story: The Savior Of The Republican Party. Instead of turning in a savior ty...

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Funny story: Marco Rubio Advises Speaker of the House to "Stop Wearing Sombrero"

Marco Rubio Advises Speaker of the House to "Stop Wearing Sombrero"

Florida senator Marco Rubio today told House Speaker John Boehner that wearing a sombrero was not a good way to attract Latino voters to the Republican party. "Frankly, I was a bit surprised when he showed up wearing it shortly after the electio...

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Funny story: Can Chemicals in Juice Boxes Make Your Kids Gay?

Can Chemicals in Juice Boxes Make Your Kids Gay?

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the kind of hard stomping guy usually depicted in Super Bowl Truck commercials. I drive my Ford F350 from my house in the suburbs to my high impact job as an Accountant downtown. Today's hero of Freedom is conservative Radio sensation Alex Jones. Alex is the kind of hard hitting conservative who wanted to deport suspected Redcoat Piers Mor...

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Funny story: FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has just joined the ranks of the unemployed as her employer FOX News has shown her the exit door. According to Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine, "Reindeer Breath" Palin, 50, was fired due to the fact th...

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Funny story: Swan attacks the Queen

Swan attacks the Queen

Wayne Swan, Australia's cleverest dyslexic Treasurer, has re-opened the debate about the country becoming a republic. "When Britain was an empire it had an emperor. When it was a kingdom, it had a king. Now Australia's got Julia Gillard we must becom...

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Funny story: Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) Speaker of the House John Boehner,(R-Hooterville) addressed thousands of chilled but thrilled supporters of abortion prohibition who had gathered along the Mall in frigid weather to attend the annual "March for Life" protest Fri...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - In a surprise move that even surprised his own wife, noted Tinsel Town tough guy, Clint Eastwood has agreed to star in a commercial for gun control. Eastwood was approached by a national group who asked him if he would agree to make th...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Appear On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Clint Eastwood To Appear On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

CARMEL, California - Ever since his appearance at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, back in August, Clint Eastwood has been keeping pretty much of a low profile. The legendary star of TVs western series Rawhide, the Italian mot...

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Funny story: The World's Largest Landfill

The World's Largest Landfill

PHOENIX, Arizona - The state of Arizona has just announced plans to build what will be the largest landfill in the world. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer stated that the dump is being built on a 20 mile by 20 mile tract of land that is part of the fam...

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Funny story: Democrats Propose New Beauty Tax

Democrats Propose New Beauty Tax

In a move that represents a surprising although logical extension of the current demand by the 99% for a more progressive tax system, the Obama administration has proposed a beauty tax that will be built into the new health care system. In the searc...

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Funny story: Political Satirists Gather to Mourn the Loss of Romney Jokes

Political Satirists Gather to Mourn the Loss of Romney Jokes

Washington, DC - Satirical writers from around the country gathered in a candlelight vigil at the base of that big stone penisy thing, in the middle of Washington DC, to say goodbye to yet another Republican Presidential candidate that provided more...

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Funny story: My life as a man #30

My life as a man #30

It's all about having fun until somebody loses an eye! I wrote a few days back that I'd lived through every Presidential election since Dwight Eisenhower's in 1951. Granted, I was not aware of anything more than my momma's nipple and my shitty diapers for that first election; but by the time Ike's successor John F. Kennedy ran in 1959, I'd heard all about Republicans and Democrats. My dad was...

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Funny story: Romney rejects what he said whatever it was

Romney rejects what he said whatever it was

Washington DC - In a desparate attempt to avoid banishment and deportation, Romney has switched his position once again. Rather than spouting "I stand by what I said what ever it was", he is saying "I reject what I said what ever it was." Other s...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove, weasel extraordinaire and famous shill for the Republican Party, was found unconscious, beaten half to death and left lying in a Washington alley early this morning. Surveillance tapes retrieved from security cameras around the neighborhoo...

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