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Funny story: Vatican's men in frocks ring in 2011 by poaching Church of England's men in frocks

Vatican's men in frocks ring in 2011 by poaching Church of England's men in frocks

Britain enters 2011 with the same-old left-overs of yore as long-simmering divisions threaten to split the Church of England. What are they fighting over? Weapons of mass destruction? Territorial disputes? Who can save mankind first? Hell no!...

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Funny story: Steve Jobs Opens iChurch of Apple

Steve Jobs Opens iChurch of Apple

NEW YORK - Steve Jobs opened his new iChurch in the city of Manhattan on thier Seventh Avenue store. The iChurch is only open for those who own at least two iDevices for at least two years. The church has opened in Apple Stores across the world.

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Funny story: Queen is great-grandma

Queen is great-grandma

The Queen becomes a great-grandmother as Peter Phillips' wife Autumn has a baby daughter Yes, our dear Queen is a great-grandmother and, although delighted, she does say that she is now beginning to 'feel her age' however she assures us she still...

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Funny story: Yodelling offends Muslims

Yodelling offends Muslims

An Austrian court has recently fined a citizen for yodelling while mowing his lawn according to a report in The Kronen Zeitung newspaper. The citizen, 63 year old Helmut Krabbes was told by the court that his yodelling offended his next-door Musli...

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Funny story: Trouble for Atheists

Trouble for Atheists

The spread of Atheism is causing problems. There are conflicts of interpretation among the non-believing assemblage. There have always been Humanists, Rationalists and Secularists fighting each other, but now there are new breeds: Anarchist Atheis...

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Funny story: Atheists Worldwide Are Speaking Out

Atheists Worldwide Are Speaking Out

A female representative of the organization 'Atheists of the World", which has millions of members world wide, sent an email to one of the Spoof's top journalists saying: "We - members of 'Atheists of the World' are planning a protest which will put other protests in our shadow. Protests are being held by all other groups, around the world, protesting for their religious and or political be...

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Funny story: Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

A local man who decided to chow-down on a steak and kidney pie for his lunch last Friday, got a nasty shock when he was struck on the head by a passing Catholic because eating meat on a Friday is a mortal sin. The man, who had bought the pasty fro...

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Funny story: Religion Takes a Nose Dive

Religion Takes a Nose Dive

Religious leaders were praying extra hard to be forgiven for being in the same company as Tony Blair. It was Blair who defended a proposal that 'religion is a force for good in the world'. He lost the vote 2 to 1 against atheist Christopher Hitchens.

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Funny story: Pastor Claims God Told Him People Shall Not Use Facebook

Pastor Claims God Told Him People Shall Not Use Facebook

Neptune, NJ--Rev. Cedric Miller claimed that God told him in a dream that people shouldn't use Facebook, because it leads to too much gossip and unforgivable sins, such as married people hocking up with their ex's. Rev. Miller is the pastor and l...

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Funny story: Toy store bans toy pigs for fear of upsetting extremists

Toy store bans toy pigs for fear of upsetting extremists

An early-years toy shop chain has banned toy pigs from its autumn farm yard collection. This follows fears amongst company executives that extremists would be offended by the toys. David Late-Starter, CEO of the chain, said "We have had some probl...

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Funny story: Christian's House Burned Down in Egypt--Mistaken Identity

Christian's House Burned Down in Egypt--Mistaken Identity

Egypt--Local Christian and avid reader, Harry Winkle, lost his house to fire in what officials are calling a case of mistaken identity. "I was walking down the street towards my home, and what do I see. A Muslim man standing in front of my house w...

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Funny story: Whoops!

Whoops!

JAKARTA, Indonesia - President Barack Obama, visiting the world's most populous Muslim nation, expressed deep concern Tuesday that Israelis and Palestinians aren't making the "extra effort" to secure a breakthrough for achieving Middle East peace.

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Funny story: New Revelations

New Revelations

Golden tablets were recently unearthed in Jeruselum, that, when translated, shocked Dr. Omar Majawahar, Dean of Antiquities at the Universidad de Jandahar in Mecca. Shawn Dibble, graduate student at the Universidad, from Piqua, Ohio, was digging a...

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Funny story: Hashirma Part I

Hashirma Part I

Jesus and the twelve disciples were born Jews. Christianity, 'the daughter of Judaism', is based on Hebrew Bible, Old Testament. In Koran, the holy script of Moslems, Moses is referred to as Kalimullah, the one whom God spoke with. Pompey (106-48 B.C.), Roman general and triumvir captured Jerusalem in 63 B.C. Romans crucified Jesus because he claimed to be the king of the Jews. Jews revolted i...

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Funny story: Cherie says Cheerio to Lauren

Cherie says Cheerio to Lauren

Tony Blair's sister in law Lauren has given the Blairs a shock. Cherie's sister has converted to Islam after having a 'holy experience' in Iran. Tony, having converted to the Catholic faith respects Lauren's views and is thinking of going to Iran...

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Funny story: Christians, Muslims and Jews unite against Sci-Fi based religions

Christians, Muslims and Jews unite against Sci-Fi based religions

All manner of space opera based argy-bargey has broken out this week in the mostly 18-30 white, overweight, spotty male demographic. Followers of the two versions of Battlestar Galactica are at each others wattles over which Battlestar is best, an...

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Funny story: Mosque on White House Grounds

Mosque on White House Grounds

Harry L. Reeltor, Superintendent of Federal Grounds in Washington, D.C., announced today that due to a misinterpretation of Section D., Page 4879, Paragraph, 3, permission had been granted to Rasheed Ahamed Reebama, to proceed with plans to construct...

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