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Funny story: BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

The UK TV watchdog Ofcom has given popular BBC television programme "Top Gear" their permission and blessings to insult the Mexicans. However, the Mexican-insulting contract from the BBC failed to mention the other conditions connected with this p...

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Funny story: Welbeck Accuses Fans of Racism

Welbeck Accuses Fans of Racism

England striker Danny Welbeck has accused Ghana's fans of racism after a Granny Smith apple was thrown at him on his debut at Wembley on Tuesday night. Welbeck, who was eligible to play for Ghana on account of his Ghanaian parents, elected to turn...

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Funny story: Jim Davidson Cancels Tour

Jim Davidson Cancels Tour

Controversial British comedian Jim Davidson has had to cancel a nationwide tour of his show "Stand Up And Be Counted" after only 4 weeks due to poor ticket sales. On his website, Davidson reluctantly announced that "the current economic climate ma...

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Funny story: Midsomer Murders Chief Creates Panic At ITV

Midsomer Murders Chief Creates Panic At ITV

Bosses at ITV are "running around like farts in collander" following controversial comments by Midsomer Murders producer Brian True-May. In an interview with the Radio Times, True-May explained that ethnic minorities were never portrayed in the po...

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Funny story: Everton fan banned from Goodison Park for calling Saha French

Everton fan banned from Goodison Park for calling Saha French

David Sibson, a lifelong Everton fan has been arrested and banned from Goodison Park after calling Saha a 'useless lazy French bastard' under racism guidelines. "I could understand being prosecuted under the trades description act if I'd called hi...

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Funny story: Teacher Reprimanded For Racist Poem

Teacher Reprimanded For Racist Poem

A secondary teacher in Ashford, Kent has been given a formal reprimand after using a racist poem to explain voting patterns in the U.K. 40 year old social studies teacher Lynus Broadbent was instructing a 3rd year class on electoral trends and was...

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Funny story: South Asian Guy Is Obviously Good With Computers

South Asian Guy Is Obviously Good With Computers

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At the Harley Research Institute, several people were having trouble with a computer system. The computer which was bought last weekend, is 'acting funny' and 'being douchey'. However, according to the researchers, the South Asi...

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Funny story: All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas. "Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a c...

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Funny story: Rampant Racism Ends Satire Website's Upright-Walking Gorilla 'Write your own caption' Contest

Rampant Racism Ends Satire Website's Upright-Walking Gorilla 'Write your own caption' Contest

A leading, English-only, British satire website has announced the end of its "Upright Walking Gorilla Write Your Own Caption" contest, because of all of the bigoted jokes submitted by readers. "We thought that it would be fun to see what jokes our...

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Funny story: Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

The Duke of Edinburgh yesterday arrived at the South Lynn Women's Institute in Norfolk to cheers and a plethora of union jacks, but rather than being on an official visit he was there to learn how to change his behaviour. Following a recent court...

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Funny story: Alabama Governor Waits Almost Twenty Minutes Before Offending Entire State.

Alabama Governor Waits Almost Twenty Minutes Before Offending Entire State.

Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley waited nearly half-an-hour after being sworn in to office before delivering a speech that alienated the entire state. "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're...

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Funny story: Wrong Words For The Right Now Time: The Not Nice Ones May Disappear, But The Melody Lingers Wrong

Wrong Words For The Right Now Time: The Not Nice Ones May Disappear, But The Melody Lingers Wrong

NEWARK, NJ - Emboldened by the recently successful attempts of various politically correct watchdog groups to, at long last, finally have the dreaded "N" word removed from Mark Twain's landmark 19th Century All-American literary classic, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, numerous other "What about us?" players in the growing field of diversified perennial chip on their shoulder ethnic and/or so...

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Funny story: Huckleberry Finn should be able to use the word n+gg+r claim US Negroes!

Huckleberry Finn should be able to use the word n+gg+r claim US Negroes!

The not using of the word n+gg+r in a new version of Mark Twain's famous book, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, is causing quite a stir in the US. The race relations board in the US claim it is wrong to use the word n+gg+r in modern times and m...

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Funny story: New Offside Rule Declared Racist

New Offside Rule Declared Racist

Sepp Bloater announced yesterday that a variation to the controversial 'offside' rule is to be introduced with a view of making more accurate decisions. Bloater said,'Due to the significant rise in the number of black centre forwards we feel the r...

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Funny story: NewSouth Books Revises History In New Version Of "Huckleberry Finn."

NewSouth Books Revises History In New Version Of "Huckleberry Finn."

NewSouth Books, a publisher located in Montgomery, Alabama, -- Ground Zero for racial tolerance-- has released a new version of Huckleberry Finn, replacing each instance of the N-word with "slave." The Spoof Magazine... ...where freeform humor goes to die. Of all the slurs... ...regarding Native Americans (and who knew there were that many,) my favorite has to be "Squaw-f--ker." Who thinks...

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Funny story: President Obama to have White House re-painted and re-named

President Obama to have White House re-painted and re-named

News that President Obama has decided to have The White House re-painted and re-named has just been released. President Obama issued a statement today that he DOES want to have the White House re-painted and re-named as, in his opinion, the presen...

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Funny story: The Attack on Christine O'Donnell is down right racist! or is it Ms. O'Donnell being the racist?

The Attack on Christine O'Donnell is down right racist! or is it Ms. O'Donnell being the racist?

Can you believe it but now the "Bone Thugs" of the Obama administration are going after former Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell for misuse of campaign funds during her bid for Senator in the 2010 mid term elections. You remember Christine O'Donnell - the one that claimed she was not a witch even though she practiced witchcraft during a lesbian, drug induced spell during collegeā€¦ you k...

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