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Funny story: Porn Star Sues Producers

Porn Star Sues Producers

Porn star Lulu Slutbutt plans to sue producers of the 847 films she has made this year, claiming that they were negligent in their duty of care toward her. "They have ruined my asshole," she said, "I now have absolutely no control over my sphincte...

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Funny story: Porn Baron Launches New Website

Porn Baron Launches New Website

Confirmed by Playdude Enterprises Webmaster, the big man himself has released an entire set of home movies featuring old girlfriends and highlighting their physical dexterity during sex. The videos are to be marketed on a new subscription website un...

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Funny story: Adult film star humiliated by sex tape scandal

Adult film star humiliated by sex tape scandal

Adult film star Mandy Myst tearfully addressed members of the media yesterday and confirmed reports of a sex tape circulating around the internet that features her engaging in all manner of sexual behavior. The actress - known for engaging in all man...

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Funny story: Porn Star In Bizarre 'Backfire' Accident

Porn Star In Bizarre 'Backfire' Accident

Legendary porno stud Larry 'The Portion' Buttwad was rushed to Los Angeles Memorial Hospital this afternoon following a bizarre backfire incident. Co-star Vanilla Van Slut takes up the story: 'We were shooting a scene from our latest movie, Deb...

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Funny story: Letters To The Mahavishnu: 3 - Sex of the Best

Letters To The Mahavishnu: 3 - Sex of the Best

Dear Guru Mahavishnu of all knowing, (and a good general knowledge of plumbing) Oh great wise and wonderful one, can you please explain to me the rules between watching porn and having sex? For it is my understanding that I may have sexual intercourse with a female from the age of 16 but in order to actually watch myself having sex with this woman or anybody else have sex I must be 18? Pleas...

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Funny story: Large Hardon Collider Discovers Biggs Hoson

Large Hardon Collider Discovers Biggs Hoson

Swedish scientists working on the LHC (Large Hardon Collider) in Geneva believe that they have today discovered the 'big one' thought to be one of the key components of blue matter. Black Hole The existence of the Biggs Hoson has long since bee...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Distracted by Pornography

Gordon Brown Distracted by Pornography

London - Tory critics say Prime Minister Gordon Brown is being distracted from his duty to the nation by his pornographic screen saver showing a woman's naked leg. The pornography was discovered after hours by a cleaning lady who bumped into Mr. B...

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Funny story: Granny's Gone Wild!

Granny's Gone Wild!

Twelve Grandmothers from Rustelville, Kentucky have had some classy Nude photographs taken privately and taken them to a printer's shop and ran off some 10,000 calenders to sell to the public. "They keep raising the price of our medicine and groce...

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Funny story: Addicts: We porn dump at the meetings

Addicts: We porn dump at the meetings

Support groups of individuals addicted to pornography are a growing trend. Therapists report that for their clients it is the only way they can achieve sexual gratification, but most refuse to destroy their collections. These sexual obsessions hav...

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Funny story: Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Silicon Valley, CA - The Internet, a computer network built by NASA scientists as a means of distributing pictures of Britney Spears' vagina, is on the brink of imminent collapse, according to network analyst Ron Powers. "Look at the massive netwo...

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Funny story: Children's film-goers get R-rated sex flick

Children's film-goers get R-rated sex flick

South Jorkan, Uthaw - Movie goers were in for a bumpy ride last weekend at the Megaflicks Theatre last weekend expecting to see the new Disneak "High School Musical 33: Senial Year" but instead witnessing by accident Disneak's new, R-rated flick: "S...

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Funny story: Smut to Blame for Downfall of Maya Civilization, says Mel Gibson

Smut to Blame for Downfall of Maya Civilization, says Mel Gibson

Yucatan Peninsula, Central America - Smut, considered by some to be a tasty delicacy, was the official cause of the fall of the Maya people states historian, primitive-culture-hobbyist and thespian Mel Gibson. "It got pretty awful toward the end,"...

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Funny story: Virgin money introduce free on-line Wanking.

Virgin money introduce free on-line Wanking.

Sir Richard Branston (pickle) was on top form today when he unveiled Virgin groups newest product in an attempt to break into the seedy, competitive and extremely lucrative world of on line pornography. Sir Richard, was led on stage wearing a dog...

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Funny story: The Story of "O" - Obama's Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!

The Story of "O" - Obama's Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!

Paris, France / Underground Times - Sophisticated Frenchmen are atwitter with this newly released Erotic Political Masterpiece detailing the unprecedented rise to power of a sex obsessed overachiever from the Veld of South Africa! Early reviews...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin

Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin

Anchorage, Alaska - Unlike President Jimmy Carter, whose popularity shot through the roof in the polls among liberals when he confessed to reading Playboy magazine as one of his vices, Sarah Plain was fearful of losing her conservative base if she a...

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Funny story: Benitez: I watch porn

Benitez: I watch porn

In what seems to be another bizarre attempt by Rafa Benitez, the fat Liverpool Manager, to seem "normal", weird fuck Rafa has claimed to watch porn on a regular basis. Rafa, fat, claims that a regular night for him would be cosy-ing up next to the...

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Funny story: Men's Magazine Offers Economy Bailout For Palin Spread

Men's Magazine Offers Economy Bailout For Palin Spread

Hustlerboy magazine has offered an economic U.S. bailout of current financial crisis if Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin "will spread for a spread." "Timing is everything in life," said the wheelchair bound,semi- paralyzed magazine spokespe...

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