An inflation-busting salary increase of 2.33% has been agreed for MPs. The increase is said to include 2.33% to cover unexpected additional expenses, and a performance-related element of 0%. MPs had been calling for an 80% increase to replace the...
Gordon Brown has spoken in support of Home Secretary Jacqui Beria and her husband Richard Timid, after it became public that she had claimed expenses for two pornographic movies watched by him while she was away. Speaking at a news conference with...
The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, is this afternoon "very embarrassed" over her involvement in a row over films that have been deemed to be of a Pornographic nature, it has been reported. It's alleged that Ms Smith's husband, Richard Timney, viewe...
A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer, under the covers of a bed, with President Ronald McDonald, I mean Reagan. The 20-year old photo clearly shows the two men frolick...
In an exclusive interview for Playman magazine President Barack Obama has revealed how he and Michelle have settled into political life at the White House. "Pretty much the minute we walked through the White House door our clothes came off, politi...
CHICAGO - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has announced that Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy will star in the X-rated film Stimulus Package. Blue-eyed blonde Jenna, who has over 125 porn movies to her credit, plays the part...
Following the news that Porn Star Stormy Daniels is to run for the American Senate, a little-known UK 'actress' and 'reader's wife' has decided to stand for Parliament at the next election. Dusty Cavern (57) aims to become MP for North Suffolk &...
The Sport Daily Newspaper announced today that it intends to go Porn Free from next month. The racy red-top has decided to remove all stories and photographs of a blatantly sexual nature from its pages. In fact, anything the least bit saucy will be...
Washington AC/DC - (Horny Ass Mess): Enormous-bosomed peroxide porn star Stormy Daniels has vowed to 'join all the other whores in the Senate' by challenging David Ritter for the Louisiana Senator's seat. "My hot ass is a lot perkier than that abs...
London - (Offside Mess): Last weekend's 69 second hard porn interruption of US Super Bowl XLIII was nothing as compared to the UK's very own televised football glitch last night. Two minutes before the end of extra time in the live FA Cup fourth r...
President Obama has disclosed that the porn clip that interrupted the Superbowl for viewers in Arizona was actually a gift to his secret love, Amy Winehouse. As the Arizona Cardinals scored a touchdown, keen fans in Tuscon were then presented with...
As CEO's across the American business frontier have been accepting bonuses while their failing companies have been receiving billions in bailouts, one Boss has turned down the dollars. Bruce the Boss Springsteen was reportedly offered millions to...
Osama Bin Laden announced today that he succeeded in penetrating the Cumcast SuperBall broadcast with one of his homemade bedroom videotapes. Experts in terrorist broadcast analysis confirmed that the member waved about in the thirty second porno...
Los Angeles - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The entire cast of seminal muff movie Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome on Mescalin is suing broadcasters of the Superbowl XLIII. Last weekend the film was being premiered on a Tuscon, Arizon...
Tuscon, Arizona - (Super Ass Mess): A scheduled transmission of Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome was interrupted with 10 seconds of the Super Bowl XLIII on a Tucson, Arizona TV station last night. KPHWOA! TV released a statement say...
Washington, D.C.-(AP) D.C. Police today uncovered a pornographic ring that duped hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting females at the inauguration ceremonies of President Barack Obama. In all the excitement, no one noticed activity of the porn ri...
Troubled UK TV Channel, "Channel 4", has announced that it is to merge with a successful pornographic entertainment provider. "The merger makes perfect sense," said a spokesperson for Channel 4 - looking sultry in a low cut top, skirt and licking...
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