Dover, Delaware/ Forensenic Cold Case Files - "When it rains it pours...and then it rains some more and you feel like you're being water boarded as the Truth continues to catch up with you," those were the words uttered by VP Joe Biden as the shit s...
President Barack Obama has announced that First Dog Bo's feces will be auctioned off on E-Bay to help pay for the Bail Out plans. The piles, to be called Little Bo Poop, will be mounted on boards and sold to the hightest bidders. The announcement...
Fine Art Review Team - "Hey Sierra, Get your shit together and get your zipper up". If only, but noooo this pooo's for you. This is fine art and high culture far beyond the tearful eye of the common man. Once again the snooty art world treads int...
A Parliamentary Commission, established to investigate the popular saying, "Shit happens" this afternoon announced the results of their findings. It appears that shit does indeed happen, on a daily basis as far as most people are concerned. Those...
As a new initiative the UK government is set to introduce a new green tax called - 'The Sh*it Tax'. Its the brain child of Alistair Darling. 'The Shit tax' would be calculated by weight -the more you shit the more tax you pay, the less yo shit...
There was drama at the top of the Premier League last night, as Manchester United Sir Alex Ferguson who was watching the Fulham v. Liverpool game on telly with his wife Cathy at their Wilmslow home, had a nasty accident when the Merseysiders scored i...
In Lovejoy, Texas a 52-year old man has been sentenced to three years in prison for firing a crossbow after a huge dispute over a breed of the neighbor's dog last Thanksgiving. While the victim, George Hadley, claimed that his dog was a poodle, th...
London, England - "We were a day late and a turd story shy," said one lamenting member of the secretive spoof writer's coalition to save Jade Goody's reputation. "If only she would have held on for another day. Or maybe if we would have wrote a littl...
Clever witch Blackrack and her worlock hubbie, Mullpointgard cast a spell on GAG insurance ogre and their bonuses and bailouts turned to poo. Poo is the newest, latest world currency that can only be spent on doing good. GAG millionaire bonus babies...
German scientists have developed a new strain of their popular super strength laxative. Working at their top secret WASP laboratories they have improved their maximum strength x10. Dietar Von Scheiste, the scientist in charge said "We got the idea...
According to the Global EPA, the amount of annual gross domestic waste produced by humans reached a nauseating 17,855 tons, with China contributing to two-thirds of said figure. Due to the general strike of the Chinese Tampon manufacturers women...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - According to my source, secret agent Yskinmien (whose name has been changed for his protection), the toilet torcher has been caught. The toilet torcher has been torturing toilets around the area with explosive diarrhea. He then...
Doctoral student David Lennett filed a lawsuit against Britain's Leeds University in February because it's custodians had mistakenly thrown out research that he had been working with for the last seven years. Lennett is studying the rare Butaan li...
Trouble may be "blowing in the wind" in Malibu, where a couple is accusing their neighbor, Bob Dylan, of permanently parking a stinking portable potty next to their mutual property line. In a letter to the editor published by the Malibu Surfside N...
Liquid shit - Passengers standing on platforms at Hatfield and Welwyn station are literally getting shat on by Nexpress East Coast. According to recent passenger complaints NXEC trains are spraying liquid shit on passengers as the train enters the st...
Hartley Street nutritionist Bejam Butty today stated that Syrup Of Figs should be taken by every citizen in the world as a dietary supplement, claiming that such a practice would immunise people against almost every ailment known to medical science.
The discovery of the perfect "brown note", a low musical note which causes listeners to soil themselves, has brought joy to military leaders. The note, which has been secretly worked on for 10 years, has been perfected by a team from, appropriate...
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