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Funny story: Clerk Tricks Blind Man to Shit in Public

Clerk Tricks Blind Man to Shit in Public

London - A clerk for the Old Bottleman in Camden Market recently tricked a blind man to shit in public on a busy Saturday afternoon.

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Funny story: Nintendo Announce Dr Kawashima's Potty Training

Nintendo Announce Dr Kawashima's Potty Training

Fresh after the success of 'Brain Training', 'Brain Training 2' and 'Learn To Cook Food in the Kitchen Training', Dr Kawashima's latest offering is targeting mothers of the videogaming world, which make up a staggering 0.0...

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Funny story: Poop Articles Most Popular on TheSpoof.com

Poop Articles Most Popular on TheSpoof.com

This writer for TheSpoof.com has discovered, through a statistical investigation, that TheSpoof.com articles based on Poop are most popular, particularly if they include a picture of Poop along with the article.

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Funny story: Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Leading medical experts have made an exciting announcement today, claiming that they now have within their grasp the cure for the annoying and debilitating condition known as the 'Holiday Shits'. With the summer holiday season fast approaching, an...

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Funny story: Giant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins

Giant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins

Marine biologists at Exeter University are developing a new theory for the mass beaching and subsequent deaths of Dolphins off the coast of Falmouth earlier this week. Scientists now suspect a flotilla of faeces discharged from a facility in Southam...

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Funny story: Dangerous Floaters Cause Havoc In Space

Dangerous Floaters Cause Havoc In Space

A backed up toilet is causing concern on the international space station with reports that turds have escaped the cistern and are now floating freely throughout the entire laboratory.

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Funny story: Proctologists Probe Reasons for Being Stuck in the Rear of Medical Specialities

Proctologists Probe Reasons for Being Stuck in the Rear of Medical Specialities

On the ever shifting moonscape of medical specialities, the proctologist has consistently found themselves coming up the rear. A new insertive action committee of assmen and asswomen has been fighting to improve the public perception and the professi...

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Funny story: People pay to watch the Queen of Norway take a shit

People pay to watch the Queen of Norway take a shit

The people of Norway have spent millions of dollars phoning in to a television show in which the viewers can watch members of the Norwegian Royal Family defecate live on air.

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Funny story: Where there's Muck, there's Money!

Where there's Muck, there's Money!

Would you believe it? A man actually bought a load of crap at Bonhams auction house in New York for $960 (£486).

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Funny story: Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.

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Funny story: Delia Smith "A Real Threat To Health", Says Health Expert

Delia Smith "A Real Threat To Health", Says Health Expert

Delia Smith, the well-known TV celebrity cookess and Norwich City fan, has been accused of putting the lives of millions of people at risk, and was today labelled "a real threat to peopl...

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Funny story: Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

CHICAGO, IL - A number of angry Chicago residents have filed a class action lawsuit against Midwest Milk, accusing the state's largest dairy producer of allowing thousands of cartons of spoiled milk to bypass quality control tests before...

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Funny story: Derren Brown admits he is a turd burglar

Derren Brown admits he is a turd burglar

Top TV illusionist Derren Brown, 37, has stunned his many fans by revealing his secret fetish - stealing dog turds from the back gardens of his wealthy friends.

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Funny story: World brought to a stand still as turd-paper mills go on strike

World brought to a stand still as turd-paper mills go on strike

ThSpoof.com - With the 'convenience paper' factories closed, and turd workers on strike, the world has been left caught with their pants down, and their bottoms dirty.

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Funny story: 14,000 Year Old Shit Proves North America Has Been Full of it for a Long, Long Time!

14,000 Year Old Shit Proves North America Has Been Full of it for a Long, Long Time!

Archaeologists have discovered human droppings in a cave in North America that date thousands of years earlier than original evidence of a human presence in North America.

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Funny story: Government Plans to Stockpile Bullshit

Government Plans to Stockpile Bullshit

In a new report, due out next week, a government expert has warned that bullshit will run out by the year 2015.

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Funny story: Ford to Release New Sports Car

Ford to Release New Sports Car

In a shocking move Ford Motor Company is releasing a new gas guzzling sports car for 2009.

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