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Funny story: Miss California Endorses Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina

Miss California Endorses Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina

VISTA, CA - It would seem Carrie Prejean just doesn't seem to know when to leave well enough alone. Earlier today, Prejean spoke up in support of the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina, calling them "goo...

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Funny story: Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV

Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV

Following their sensational sacking last year, the Man With The World's Largest Penis and the Woman With The World's Largest Vagina have been snapped up by ailing media giant Indiscriminate Television Corporation. (ITV) In an astonishing U-turn, I...

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Funny story: Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet." "I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...

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Funny story: JW Bobbitt Still Buys Lorena Flowers

JW Bobbitt Still Buys Lorena Flowers

It was the most wince-inducing news story of 1993 when it was revealed that Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband's penis as he slept, before fleeing in her car and tossing the severed organ out of the car window into the night. Fortunately (or not,...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh story has spoof writer considering retirement

Rush Limbaugh story has spoof writer considering retirement

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been nearly 6 weeks since spoof writer cwthomson published the story "Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina" in The Garlic Press, and he says it's still one of his most read stories, every sing...

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Funny story: 350-Year-Old Penis Found

350-Year-Old Penis Found

During some renovation work at an Attorney's office in London, a Junior partner in the firm of Fergus, McCoy & Wisenheimer found quite a surprise behind the wall of their ancient firm. Builders were working on Attorney Boody Wade's office when...

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Funny story: 3 Inch Painting of 60ft House on Dad's Penis

3 Inch Painting of 60ft House on Dad's Penis

An 18-year-old has been grounded after it was discovered that he had painted a picture of his parent's 60ft £1million mansion on his dad's penis. The graffiti had gone unnoticed for over a year and it was only when the teenager's mother tried ou...

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Funny story: 8 Day Erection Linked to Democrat Stiff Dick Syndrome; No Relief in Sight as Everybody Gets Screwed!

8 Day Erection Linked to Democrat Stiff Dick Syndrome; No Relief in Sight as Everybody Gets Screwed!

Washington,DC/ Office of the Surgeon General - A man with no formal education, and little to recommend him, found employment with the Federal Government today when it was brought to the attention of the Speaker of the House that the man was suffering...

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Funny story: How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath

How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath

Can't find, or can't afford a penis sheath? Follow these simple steps to make your own. All you need are a few tools, some string and a gourd. Gather your materials and find a clean, well lit area in which to work. This can get messy and you don't want to upset the missus...yet. Finding a gourd: You can always grow your own gourds for use as penis sheaths, but why wait? Trundle on down to the...

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Funny story: Three Boys Show Up with Mammoth Boners in Michigan

Three Boys Show Up with Mammoth Boners in Michigan

Researchers have placed reports on worldwide net websites about three boys in southwest Michigan who are exhibiting mammoth boners. The odd part of the story is that the reports do not come from sex researchers or even urologists but can be traced ex...

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Funny story: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely,...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a startling revelation, Rush Limbaugh has publicly announced that he prefers the world's largest penis to the world's largest vagina. "Look, folks," Limbaugh huffed on his show Monday. "I can't tell you how many times it's...

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Funny story: British Penises Visible from Space

British Penises Visible from Space

Astronauts have reported that the Great Wall of China is a man made structure that can be seen from outer space. The ancient thousands miles construction has held this unique honor since the beginning of men in space. But recent observations fro...

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Funny story: Man With Normal-Sized Penis and Woman With Normal-Sized Vagina To Host Children's Show

Man With Normal-Sized Penis and Woman With Normal-Sized Vagina To Host Children's Show

MANHATTAN, KS - Local FFOX affiliate KFFA has completed contract negotiations with Jess Wright, Jr. and Kitty Purrfect, a man with a normal sized penis and a woman with a normal sized vagina, respectively. Originally from Manhattan, Kansas, the pa...

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Funny story: Penis Sheaths Take Off After Obama Goes Native

Penis Sheaths Take Off After Obama Goes Native

Penis Sheaths are flying off the shelves after President Barrack Obama made a fashion statement of his own by showing up at one of his first cabinet meetings wearing nothing but. His stunned staffers quickly got their own sheaths and soon the look wa...

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Funny story: 'Largest Penis' Keeps Popping Up

'Largest Penis' Keeps Popping Up

This evening, over a 'steady gallon' of the finest of ales Belgium has to offer, this TheSpoof.com writer gathered his reporting team on the set of upcoming movie 'Below Decks' in order to address the team's concerns that their leader had effectively...

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