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Funny story: Rat pack in 10 Downing St. discovered, time for some "pussy" says Cameron!

Rat pack in 10 Downing St. discovered, time for some "pussy" says Cameron!

Ever since the rat-catching cat Humphrey died it seems that rats have been creeping their way back into the Primeminister's residence at Nr 10. Under Tony Blairs regime many a rat was discovered (they shall remain nameless) and his successor, Gord...

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Funny story: First Session with Cameron

First Session with Cameron

Following my appointment to the job as the new Communications Director at No 10 David Cameron asked me to come to a one to one session with him. Here's the result. OK Jim Womble what's your view on my performances at Question Time? You sound like a self satisfied public school bully. Really? So how should I improve? Praise Ed Miliband. Now, come on! That would make all his opp...

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Funny story: A Carpet Burns Night disaster for sordid Labour smears on Tory Lords Leader

A Carpet Burns Night disaster for sordid Labour smears on Tory Lords Leader

London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): A Sunday Smearer gutter trawl defaming the Conservative Leader of the House of Lords looks set to end in tragedy. "I'll give it until Burns Night, Tuesday," a leading defamation lawyer chuckled today as the sordid tal...

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Funny story: Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...

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Funny story: MPs Hate Citizens Too

MPs Hate Citizens Too

LONDON - At a debate in Parliament, all the political parties have agreed to one thing. The UK populace are douchebags. "Do you know how hard it is," said an MP, "trying to please everyone? It's really hard. Do you know how much time, effort an...

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Funny story: How I got the job as Communications Director at no 10

How I got the job as Communications Director at no 10

Following my appointment as the new Communications Director at no 10 I am initiating a new out-front policy approved by the Prime Minister. This will be an open frank department and it is in this spirit that I release the transcript of some sections of my interview that got me the job, before Wikileaks gets hold of it. INTERVIEW RECORDING Q Why do you want the job Womble? A De money.

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Funny story: Vatican officials declared ungrateful bastards by Italy's parliament

Vatican officials declared ungrateful bastards by Italy's parliament

Top Vatican officials are condemning Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi because of allegations that Berlusconi had sex with human females, even though Berlusconi has been the Vatican's strongest supporter and has never condemned the Catholic C...

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Funny story: Resignation Shocks

Resignation Shocks

Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings. As if this wasn't shock enough Andy Coulson has resigned as Director of Communcations...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Slams Government!

Daily Mail Slams Government!

Surely nothing could be more shocking to the Tory faithful than seeing the 'Daily Mail' lambasting them for standing aside as Goldman Sachs pay £9.3 million in bonuses to staff whilst slashing their contribution to charities by £110 million. That...

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Funny story: Cost of UK Living Price Forecast

Cost of UK Living Price Forecast

Penny Banks, our Spoof Gazette Financial Correspondent has been looking at the cost of living in the UK - Comparing the actual cost of products in 1951 compared to 2011, and then assessing the difference % between those years, she forecasts what these items will cost (if still available at all) in 2071. With some scary results - especially for the youngsters of today. Let's face it, would th...

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Funny story: Watered down measures at cheap alcohol - Government feared more student riots

Watered down measures at cheap alcohol - Government feared more student riots

Taking a few minutes to speak to the press outside 10 Downing Street this morning before heading off to Parliament, Prime Minister David Cameron stopped to provide a short explanation for why the coalition government had decided to only impleme...

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Funny story: Where will we find...

Where will we find...

Where will we find... An Ode that came to the poet as he was making a cup of tea Where will we find people so very temperamental? Where will we find who think fiddling is fundamental? Where will we find nepotistic people, cruel and mental? Where will we find scheming people being instrumental? Where will we find deceit, cheating, and lying elemental? Where will we find folk wh...

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Funny story: Accumulated Advice for the Government

Accumulated Advice for the Government

Julian Glover - guardian.co.uk "Do not be horrible to Ed Miliband, you might need him on your way down! Lousewies van der Laan - Former leader of the Dutch ­Liberal-Democrats. The Lib-Dem party has been urged to "View its relationship with the Conservatives as if it was a marriage passing from the honeymoon period to the irritation of living together." Matthew d'Ancona - Daily Telegraph...

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Funny story: Undercover Spy Revealed in Conservative Party

Undercover Spy Revealed in Conservative Party

A court case involving the alleged misdemeanours of Tory Cabinet members has ended in a shambles as the chief witness turned out to be an MI5 spy! Gloria Honeybunch who joined the Kensignton Tory faithful in March helped boost several Conservative...

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Funny story: Coalition government 'endeavours' to change lots of things

Coalition government 'endeavours' to change lots of things

Many are now saying our government are 'big on promises but short on delivery.' 'We are considering a cap on immigration, We plan to ban vehicle clamping,' and 'We don't intend to raise VAT,' have all been heard in the last 12 months but what went...

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Funny story: Bye Bye Election Result

Bye Bye Election Result

New legislation, rushed through Parliament under the guidance of Boris Johnson, has resulted in the by-election at Oldham being declared void. The new legislation determines that a majority of registered voters must vote for the election to be val...

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Funny story: Alternative MP's initials Descriptions

Alternative MP's initials Descriptions

Our reporter Inchcock was musing as he was attending to his ablutions, and wrote down a list of alternative names that would represent MPs = Members of Parliament. Here is the resulting scribble. He did say he intended to create more, but unfortunately he ran out of paper, he thought he's got a spare roll, but no! Malicious People - Macabre Personages - Machinating People Maladapted Parliame...

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