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Funny story: Heiress Paris Hilton to start Children's Book line

Heiress Paris Hilton to start Children's Book line

LOS ANGELES, CA - Heiress Paris Hilton has more on her mind than just fashion. The hotel chain princess has decided to start her own series of children's books.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight

Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight

Earlier today Paris Hilton was seen barging past security at the Harry Potter Farnham set as she hunted down ginger actor Rupert Grint.

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Funny story: Paris Declares - "Marilyn a dead root!"

Paris Declares - "Marilyn a dead root!"

Uproar in Hollywood today as Paris Hilton is rumoured to be the mystery buyer of the Marilyn Munroe sex tape. A close friend of Paris told Spoof that Paris considered the tape "ordinary" and had declared "Marilyn was a dead root!"...

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Funny story: Hilton auditions for Nazi Orgymaster: The Max Mosley Story biopic

Hilton auditions for Nazi Orgymaster: The Max Mosley Story biopic

Ealing Studios - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton has auditioned for a lead role as an Nazi S&M madam in a Kinky Carry On Colditz movie remake during her flying visit to London.

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Funny story: London sleazebags swarm to club's Paris Hilton night

London sleazebags swarm to club's Paris Hilton night

London - (A-List Sewage Mess): Paris Hilton drew a record number of London's stagnant water bottom-feeders last night as she graced a Mayfair nightclub with her pointless toxic presence.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: Let Me Be Yearn For Zion Girls' Role Model

Paris Hilton: Let Me Be Yearn For Zion Girls' Role Model

Beverly Hills, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton has offered her services to the young girls that were recently freed from the Yearn For Zion polygamy nutters' brothel.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize

Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize

(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton was awarded a Pulitzer Prize today for her series of articles on exobiology for the Philadelphia Inquirer. The articles covered the latest findings from the Cassini-Huygens probe around Saturn launched in 1997. Ms. Hilt...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize after helping scientists prove that an IQ of 13 is possible in humans

Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize after helping scientists prove that an IQ of 13 is possible in humans

TheSpoof.com - Multimillionairess Paris Hilton is rumoured to be a nominee for a Nobel Prize in Medicine after she assisted researchers in proving that it is infact possible for a modern day human to have an IQ lower than 13.

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Funny story: Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire

Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire

Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears today apologized to the American people for being celebrities for no apparent reason.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky

Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky

(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton recently gave a lecture at the University of Pennsylvania at Annenburg Hall on her two favorite authors: Charles Dickens and Fyodor Dostoevsky. Ms. Hilton's genius ranks with Newton, Pascal and Einstein. Her I.Q. is...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Seeks New Best Friend Competition

Paris Hilton Seeks New Best Friend Competition

Pointless airhead socialite Paris Hilton has today announced that she is seeking a new best friend, of the non-canine variety, who she can trust, swap clothes and tell girly secrets to.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher

Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher

(Geneva, Switzerland) The International Atomic Agency (IAA) voted unanimously to let Paris Hilton conduct the first experiment on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) once it opens later next month.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Confusing News Conference

Paris Hilton Gives Confusing News Conference

(Hollywood CA) Paris Hilton recently called a press conference in an attempt to mend her reputation as a nutball. Only writers from TheSpoof.com were silly enough to attend. Ms. Hilton led off with a brief statement:...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton dogs Paris Hilton with lawsuit

Paris Hilton dogs Paris Hilton with lawsuit

In a development that is sure to rivet the attention of celebrity tabloid readers around the world for several seconds until they realize what it's actually about, the Hilton International Hotel and Convention Center in Paris, Fr...

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Funny story: Paris and Nicky Hilton Star In The Other, Other Boleyn Gulls!

Paris and Nicky Hilton Star In The Other, Other Boleyn Gulls!

Most thought that Paris Hilton could do little more than show her breasteses on the skinternet and that her sister Nicky was a dollar short and a cuntry mile shy. But in the newest, latest British histerical drama a...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Fesses Up To Sin City Ricin Scare

Paris Hilton Fesses Up To Sin City Ricin Scare

Las Vegas Metro Police were diverted from their nightly undercover Dunkin' Donuts surveillance operations very late on Thursday evening and dispatched to the Bum's Rush Motel in Las Vegas, Nevada to retrieve a plastic package containing a whi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's New Movie Sweeps the Oscars

Paris Hilton's New Movie Sweeps the Oscars

In typical Paris Hilton fashion, the heiress boldly accepted the Oscar for, Best Picture of the Year Award, at the 80th Academy Awards Show at the Kodak theatre in the heart of Hollywood, Ca.

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