LOS ANGELES, CA - Heiress Paris Hilton has more on her mind than just fashion. The hotel chain princess has decided to start her own series of children's books.
Earlier today Paris Hilton was seen barging past security at the Harry Potter Farnham set as she hunted down ginger actor Rupert Grint.
Uproar in Hollywood today as Paris Hilton is rumoured to be the mystery buyer of the Marilyn Munroe sex tape. A close friend of Paris told Spoof that Paris considered the tape "ordinary" and had declared "Marilyn was a dead root!"...
Ealing Studios - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton has auditioned for a lead role as an Nazi S&M madam in a Kinky Carry On Colditz movie remake during her flying visit to London.
London - (A-List Sewage Mess): Paris Hilton drew a record number of London's stagnant water bottom-feeders last night as she graced a Mayfair nightclub with her pointless toxic presence.
Beverly Hills, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton has offered her services to the young girls that were recently freed from the Yearn For Zion polygamy nutters' brothel.
(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton was awarded a Pulitzer Prize today for her series of articles on exobiology for the Philadelphia Inquirer. The articles covered the latest findings from the Cassini-Huygens probe around Saturn launched in 1997. Ms. Hilt...
TheSpoof.com - Multimillionairess Paris Hilton is rumoured to be a nominee for a Nobel Prize in Medicine after she assisted researchers in proving that it is infact possible for a modern day human to have an IQ lower than 13.
Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears today apologized to the American people for being celebrities for no apparent reason.
(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton recently gave a lecture at the University of Pennsylvania at Annenburg Hall on her two favorite authors: Charles Dickens and Fyodor Dostoevsky. Ms. Hilton's genius ranks with Newton, Pascal and Einstein. Her I.Q. is...
Pointless airhead socialite Paris Hilton has today announced that she is seeking a new best friend, of the non-canine variety, who she can trust, swap clothes and tell girly secrets to.
(Geneva, Switzerland) The International Atomic Agency (IAA) voted unanimously to let Paris Hilton conduct the first experiment on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) once it opens later next month.
(Hollywood CA) Paris Hilton recently called a press conference in an attempt to mend her reputation as a nutball. Only writers from TheSpoof.com were silly enough to attend. Ms. Hilton led off with a brief statement:...
In a development that is sure to rivet the attention of celebrity tabloid readers around the world for several seconds until they realize what it's actually about, the Hilton International Hotel and Convention Center in Paris, Fr...
Most thought that Paris Hilton could do little more than show her breasteses on the skinternet and that her sister Nicky was a dollar short and a cuntry mile shy. But in the newest, latest British histerical drama a...
Las Vegas Metro Police were diverted from their nightly undercover Dunkin' Donuts surveillance operations very late on Thursday evening and dispatched to the Bum's Rush Motel in Las Vegas, Nevada to retrieve a plastic package containing a whi...
In typical Paris Hilton fashion, the heiress boldly accepted the Oscar for, Best Picture of the Year Award, at the 80th Academy Awards Show at the Kodak theatre in the heart of Hollywood, Ca.
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