Osama bin Laden has sought for a "stop-search" from President Barrack Obama to enable him visit America, apologize to Americans and present him with a formula on how to stop terrorism. But the snag which is leaving the White House confused is that...
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - After years of evading capture Osama Bin Laden's flight has ended. He was captured by the Pawtucket Police Department as he sat in room 19 at a downtown Pawtucket Motel 6. Captain Payton Basilicatta of the PPD said tha...
There's not a lot about Osama Bin Laden the world doesn't already know. However all that changed today as western society's 'Most Wanted Man' announced that he is getting ready to independently produce a reality show about the sport of curling. A...
A Dutch television program has been found guilty of talking crap. It's called The Devil's Advocate. The name is thought to be a parody of a popular Irish writer. On the program Osama Bin Laden was found to be not guilty of the 9/11 terrorist attac...
US Special Forces were closing in on Osama Bin Laden last night, after intercepting an injudicious message from the terror chief on social networking website Twitter. "OBL2001 is... relaxing at his favourite cave in good old Tora Bora. You know -...
Osama bin Laden has changed his name to Obama bin Laden. A goat herder called Mohammed Mohummed Smith broke the news worldwide when he heard one of Osamas wives call out 'Obama? Oi! Obama? wash your own underpants Im fed up of cleaning your skid mark...
United Nation (NY) On 31st March, the United Nation has selected Pakistan as the world first World Heritage Nation. In a glowing ceremony held at United Nation Head Quater in New York, the UNO chief Osama Bin Laden has conferred this award to Pakista...
Just hours after Google launched its revolutionary 'Street View' allowing subscribers to view 360-degree images of the road outside any address on virtually any street in one of 25 cities, including Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen, there were more th...
Dress him up like a woman and shove him in the Red Wings locker room. Make him wear sexy red underwear and pose for Fredericks of Hollywood. Force him to do Porky Pig voice over at the end of the Warner Brother's cartoons that say "Th..th..that's all folks!" Make him sing over and over "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!" Give him a suppository designed by Vlad the Impaler.
Only days after Osama Bin Laden Challenged George W. Bush to a hardcore match at the upcoming WestleMania, Bush has an official response. "I accept your challenge Mr. Bin Laden. " . The WWE has the fight of a life time in which it is in the proces...
A new cartoon was shown today on American TV network NBC, 'Bin Laden the Cartoon Villain and his Wacky Faces'. In the children's program, every episode begins with a tall Arabic man with a ridiculously long beard ranting and raving about America a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Joe Biden has confirmed reports that President Obama will be meeting with Osama Bin Laden. A White House spokesperson Organza Saltbox stated that a few days ago the president received an email that was signed with...
Washington - Another Bin Laden video has surfaced. "This Time it's Personal," Says Bin Laden. "You couldn't catch me with your Special Forces, or your Intelligence operations, but right now I'm willing to come out of hiding just for you!" Accordi...
As president Obama pledged to strengthen the special relationship with Britain today as he backed Gordon Brown's calls for international action to stimulate the world economy and clean up the banking system. He accidentally dropped his wallet on the...
World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden has plans to conquer and take over the whole world by using nuclear weapons to blackmail the world into handing him the reigns of the entire globe, according to western experts who studied extensively th...
Secret plans written and approved by the late Ayatollah Khomeini for world domination have been discovered in a cave in Iraq by soldiers searching for Osama Bin Laden. The plans, written in the mid 1970's and bound in a book, apparently were printed...
Global terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden has released a new video, in which he moans about the West again. "We should return to a simpler and more peaceful time and live the lifestyle that the prophet Mohammed led in the 7th century," he said, car...
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