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Funny story: Winter Olympics Luge Track To Be Made 'Piss-Easy'

Winter Olympics Luge Track To Be Made 'Piss-Easy'

After tragedy struck last weekend at the Winter Olympics with the death of the Georgian luge competitor, Nodar Kumaritashvili, officials have acted swiftly, and have decided to make the luge track for the 2014 Games in Sochi, Russia so tame, that spe...

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Funny story: Londonistan celebrates as great unwashed Brit media tops medal race at 2010 Vancouver Olympics winning top award for "stinkiest breath and rottenest teeth".

Londonistan celebrates as great unwashed Brit media tops medal race at 2010 Vancouver Olympics winning top award for "stinkiest breath and rottenest teeth".

Britain has finally topped the medals table at a Winter Olympics. News coming out of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics shows a surge in medals for the much-dead Empire's unwashed media denizens. At the medals-award ceremonies last night the debt-ri...

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Funny story: Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Though most non-Canadians walking through the Olympic grounds in Vancouver have never heard of the obscure sport, the 2010 team curling competition has drawn huge crowds, overwhelming event staff at the Vancouver Ice Centre. With planned seating s...

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Funny story: British Olympian Heard Complaining

British Olympian Heard Complaining

The only British person to appear in this year's Winter Olympics in Vancouver has lived up to the British reputation of whining incessantly, so much so, other competitors have requested that this Whining Pom is deported. Having had the best prepar...

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Funny story: Annual Olympic Panty Raid Goes Off With No Complications

Annual Olympic Panty Raid Goes Off With No Complications

The annual Olympic Panty Raid in the Olympic Village went off this year without any complications or injuries. The event, which happens each Olympics, features all of the male athletes raiding the dormitory rooms of all of the female athletes to ste...

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Funny story: Tonya Harding Upset That Group Offers Knee Whacking Services To 2012 Winter Olympians In Her Name

Tonya Harding Upset That Group Offers Knee Whacking Services To 2012 Winter Olympians In Her Name

Former Olympic Ice Skater Tonya Harding has announced that she is upset others are offering knee whacking services to all of the 2012 Olympic athletes in Vancouver, Canada. "Tonya Harding Knee-Cap 'Em Services" is in no way connected to her, she clai...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Only Person On Earth Who Enjoyed K.D. Lang's Singing In Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Adam Lambert Only Person On Earth Who Enjoyed K.D. Lang's Singing In Olympic Opening Ceremonies

American Idol champion and sexually confused freak Adam Lambert is the only person on the entire planet that actually liked K.D. Lang's version of "Hallelujah" during the Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies. The equally sexually confused La...

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Funny story: Newly inflated Pam Anderson to carry Vancouver's Olympic torch in the nude - IOC old farts not amused

Newly inflated Pam Anderson to carry Vancouver's Olympic torch in the nude - IOC old farts not amused

VANCOUVER: Vancouver's favorite aging babe has decided that when Jack the Rogue call's Vancouver's Olympics "the best" - he is "damn well going to mean it". To put a little extra oomph into the torch running relay, Pammie has added an additional...

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Funny story: New Australian sport deemed "Inappropriate"

New Australian sport deemed "Inappropriate"

PE Teachers all over the world had a little chuckle this morning after reading about the brand new sport of "Talking Dirty". Invented by 24 college students, talking Dirty is a costly, yet fun pastime for wimps who enjoy being naked and hate spor...

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Funny story: Aborted Chicago Olympic Plans Revealed

Aborted Chicago Olympic Plans Revealed

The city of Chicago, Illinois, which lost out to Rio De Janiero to host an Olympic Games, has revealed their business plan. The plan, which had been approved by the Chicago Olympic Organizing Committee, the Mayor's Office and City Council, and the G...

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Funny story: Olympic Games: its now Noumea 2016

Olympic Games: its now Noumea 2016

Copenhagen, Wednesday. In an unprecedented move, the decision to award the 2016 summer Olympic Games to Rio de Janeiro has been revoked and has instead, been awarded to a rank outsider: the small Pacific island town of Noumea. Following the post...

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Funny story: Rio De Janeiro Financially Forced From 2016 Olympics, Now To Be Held In Bear Waller, Kentucky

Rio De Janeiro Financially Forced From 2016 Olympics, Now To Be Held In Bear Waller, Kentucky

Brazil's most memorial city, which had been losing its luster for decades, gave those who live there hope that the 2016 Olympic Games would help it regain it's lost glory. While its gorgeous beaches have kept Rio De Janeiro among the world's top t...

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Funny story: South Side of Chicago Still Smoldering After Pre Mature Demolition of 'Olympic Site'

South Side of Chicago Still Smoldering After Pre Mature Demolition of 'Olympic Site'

Chicago, Il/ Urban Renewal News - The South Side of Chicago is still a 57 block smoldering pile of rubble after pre mature demolition was carried out on the property taken by 'eminent domain' by Chicago Mayor Daley in anticipation of the 2016 Olympic...

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Funny story: Obamas Forget About Failed Olympic Bid With Chicken Curry Anniversary Dinner

Obamas Forget About Failed Olympic Bid With Chicken Curry Anniversary Dinner

Following the devastating failure of Chicago's olympic bid for 2016, a bid endorsed by the President and the First Lady in person in Copenhagen, the Obamas celebrated their seventeenth wedding anniversary in understated style by having a curry in a G...

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Funny story: Olympics 2016: Compulsory Nudity

Olympics 2016: Compulsory Nudity

It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in the Rio de Janeiro Summer Olympics in 2016 will have to do so in the nude. To be clothed - even to wear as little as a string - will be regarded as an insult to the Brazilian culture o...

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Funny story: Rio Goes Mental As It Wins The 2016 Olympics The Bonkettes Fly In For Maracana Gig

Rio Goes Mental As It Wins The 2016 Olympics The Bonkettes Fly In For Maracana Gig

The Brazilian city of Rio De Janiero went absolutely mental yesterday as it was confirmed as host city for the 2016 Olympic Games, and girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at the airport for their Maracana Stadium sell out gig. Crowds we...

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Funny story: President Obama Condemns Republicans For Loss of 2016 Chicago Olympics

President Obama Condemns Republicans For Loss of 2016 Chicago Olympics

This morning Republicans awoke to the terrible news of Americas loss for it's 2016 bid for the Olympics in Chicago. Not too surprisingly Republicans rejoiced at the failure of President Obama to bring the Olympics to the United States. Republican...

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