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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"

Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been described by Ellen DeGeneres as one of the happiest celebrity couples since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston first got together. Kim, who is one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, and whose most distinctive feature is her humongous ass, has been in a relationship with Kris Humphries, who is a power forward with the New Jersey Ne...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Leonardo DiCaprio Dumped His Sexy, Sultry, Girlfriend Bar Refaeli

The Reason Why Leonardo DiCaprio Dumped His Sexy, Sultry, Girlfriend Bar Refaeli

SAN FRANCISCO - Leonard DiCaprio was shopping for sunglasses as he strolled leisurely down San Francisco's world famous Fisherman's Wharf. DiCaprio was asked by Fauna Goobergarden of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune where girlfriend Bar Refaeli was.

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Funny story: The CEO of The NBA Phoenix Suns Rick Welts Comes Out of The Closet - Denies He Wants To Rename The Team The Huns

The CEO of The NBA Phoenix Suns Rick Welts Comes Out of The Closet - Denies He Wants To Rename The Team The Huns

PHOENIX - The land of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is now also the land of Rick "The Gay CEO" Welts. Welts recently met with NBA Commissioner David Stern at a Starbucks and told him about his sexual orientation. Stern, sternly asked if he was sure. Welts replied that he was as sure as he could possibly be sure and not be deemed to be unsure. Stern shook hi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Agree To Put On A "Free Concert" For All Of The Heartbroken Los Angeles Laker Fans

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Agree To Put On A "Free Concert" For All Of The Heartbroken Los Angeles Laker Fans

LOS ANGELES - Admitting that it was not a pretty sight to watch, the number one Lakers fan Jack Nicholson says that he is still having trouble sleeping after his boys in blue and gold were swept out of the NBA playoffs by the Dallas Mavericks. Nic...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Swept By The Dallas Mavericks - Cheap Shot Artists Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum Are Quickly Traded To The Cleveland Cavaliers

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Swept By The Dallas Mavericks - Cheap Shot Artists Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum Are Quickly Traded To The Cleveland Cavaliers

DALLAS - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are no more. Their coach Phil Jackson has retired and will head up to Montana where rumor has it he will spend his time counting sheep, branding sheep, and hitting sheep, since he won't have Pau Gasol around...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Not Part of NBA Draft

Osama Bin Laden Not Part of NBA Draft

Osama Bin Laden died on May 1st of this year. According to military and government officials, Osama Bin Laden had been practicing basketball in his compound in order to regain the skills he used to have so he could play in the NBA again. New evid...

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Funny story: FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

Just when you thought things were simmering down after the untimely demise of Osama Bin Laden, the successful elevation of Pippa Middleton to the 'Hot List', and a set of new dentures for Sky News presenter Skoob, another controversy has risen like t...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors About His Involvement In A Menage-A-Trois With Cloris Leachman and Richard Simmons Are Not True

Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors About His Involvement In A Menage-A-Trois With Cloris Leachman and Richard Simmons Are Not True

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Charles Barkley, aka "The Round Mound of Rebound," was in Tuscaloosa visiting his old high school English teacher LaFeesha LaSamba Washington. According to published reports 48-year-old Charles or "Snuggle Bunny" as he was kn...

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Funny story: Kobe to Gay Groups: "Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch, Butt Pirates. I Was Kidding.

Kobe to Gay Groups: "Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch, Butt Pirates. I Was Kidding.

Los Angeles Lakers' most-valuable homophobe, Kobe Bryant has called and apologized to the nation's leading Gay Rights leaders, days after he called an NBA referee a "f--king f-ggot." "Jesus Christ, you gays, it was a joke! I'm sorry," said Bryant,...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant, the master of "Ball Control" and now the master of the "Back Pedalers" is trying to do some self damage control after his homophobic rant. During the game against the San Antonio Spurs when Bryant was given a 'Technical'...

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Funny story: NBA Fines Kobe $100,000 for Derogatory Comment: "No More Slurs, You Purple-Gummed Cotton Harvester."

NBA Fines Kobe $100,000 for Derogatory Comment: "No More Slurs, You Purple-Gummed Cotton Harvester."

An NBA spokesman says the league has fined Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant $100,000 for apparently using a derogatory homophobic term about a referee in a game on Tuesday. "Kobe Bryant's comment during last night's game was offensive and inexcusab...

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Funny story: President Obama to Enter NBA Draft

President Obama to Enter NBA Draft

Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama has announced that he will be entering the NBA draft this year. He will hire an agent, effectively ending his career as President. "I have decided to pursue what I love, which is basketball. I had thought a...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit and Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!

Charlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit and Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!

DETROIT - Charlie Sheen, the man with no show, no real friends, and really no clue opened up the first stop of his Charlie Sheen's My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour before a sell out crowd of 4,300, 4,289 who were...

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Funny story: Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

CLEVELAND - Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the good sisters of St. Pistachio, who are the most dedicated basketball fans in the entire Catholic Church, are starting to get a little bit carried away with their support for the hometown NBA...

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Funny story: The "Sexually Provocative" Singer Rihanna Performs At The NBA All-Star Half Time Show And Breaks Michael Jackson's "Crotch Grabbing" Record

The "Sexually Provocative" Singer Rihanna Performs At The NBA All-Star Half Time Show And Breaks Michael Jackson's "Crotch Grabbing" Record

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna who performed at the 60th Annual NBA Basketball All-Star Game half time extravaganza came pretty close to turning her performance into a nationally televised erotic sexploitation. The singer came out wearing a black suit coat...

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Funny story: The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

LOS ANGELES - The fans attending the 60th Annual NBA All-Star game at The Staples Center in Los Angeles definitely got their money's worth as they watched quite a point scoring exhibition. After the California dust had settled the players from the...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers have just signed a $3 billion deal with The Timeless-Wonder Cable Company to continue showing every Lakers game but on "Pay Per View." A spokesperson for the Lakers who begged to keep his name ano...

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