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Funny story: Olympic Stadium costs spiral out of control

Olympic Stadium costs spiral out of control

London 2012 officials have announced that the final cost of the Olympic Stadium could exceed one trillion (a 1 with many noughts after it) pounds, approximately 3,571.43 times the original estimated cost. Officials say the increase is primarily due t...

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Funny story: London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

Shocked London officials revealed today that the Para Olympics will still go ahead in London in 2012 following a survey which revealed that most people actually watch it for the "laugh" value.

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Funny story: Diana was sabotaging London's 2012 Olympic bid

Diana was sabotaging London's 2012 Olympic bid

Paul Burrell, professional self publicist and sometime butler to the stars, has made another stunning revelation to the Diana inquest.

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Funny story: 2012 Olympics may be cancelled after European Commission legal challenge

2012 Olympics may be cancelled after European Commission legal challenge

The London Olympics scheduled for 2012 may have to be cancelled if the European Commission is successful in the legal challenge it is bringing against the UK government.

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Funny story: Contaminated earth from Olympic site to be sent up North

Contaminated earth from Olympic site to be sent up North

Ministers have confirmed that the the contaminated earth that has been excavated in the preparations for building the new 2012 Olympic Stadium will be sent up North for dumping.

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Funny story: London Olympics to be broken up and sold off

London Olympics to be broken up and sold off

Tessa Jowell has announced that elements of the Olympic Games scheduled to be held in London in 2012 will be outsourced to India or sold off to private equity companies.

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Funny story: Only 2,000 UK prostitutes report causes 2012 London Olympics panic

Only 2,000 UK prostitutes report causes 2012 London Olympics panic

London - (Ass Mess): Expect a massive surge of foreign 'guest workers' in time for the 2012 London Olympics. That was the stark message from the Department for Culture, Media and Sport today after alarming statistics were released s...

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Funny story: Tony Blair in running for 2012 Olympics

Tony Blair in running for 2012 Olympics

Tony Blair, the much missed lap-dog AND former British Prime Minister announced today that he aimed for a place on the British Tiddlywinks team for the 2012 Olympics.

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Funny story: Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.

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Funny story: Top Legal Firm announced as major 2012 Sponsor!

Top Legal Firm announced as major 2012 Sponsor!

The British Olympics Committee have announced another major sponsor for the London 2012 Olympics.

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Funny story: Smoker's rebellion: 2012 Games In Doubt

Smoker's rebellion: 2012 Games In Doubt

A member of the pro-smoking alliance TITS (Tobacco Is The Shit) has put the 2012 Olympic building program "Back by a good six months" according to a spokesman today. The protester, who was seen holding a lit cigarette in the middle of a bui...

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Funny story: London Olympic Logo: Terrorism Links

London Olympic Logo: Terrorism Links

A top secret MI5 dossier has found strong terrorist links with the London 2012 Olympics logo. The report was smuggled out of MI5 by a undercover reporter known to this reporter as agent WD40.

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Funny story: Lord Coe to Ban People with Pubic Hair From Watching Olympics!

Lord Coe to Ban People with Pubic Hair From Watching Olympics!

HACKNEY, LONDON - 08/06/07. Lord Coe today continued to anger sports fans by calling for anyone under the age of 11 to be banned from watching any olympic event.

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Funny story: London Olympic Logo Continues Deadly Rampage

London Olympic Logo Continues Deadly Rampage

It is Day 4 since the birth of the 2012 London Olympic logo, and with several dead and hundreds injured, there appears to be no end in sight to the carnage.

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Funny story: Tessa Jowell Speaks out on 2012 Olympics Logo

Tessa Jowell Speaks out on 2012 Olympics Logo

This is an iconic brand that sums up what London 2012 is all about.

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Funny story: Epileptics Freak At London 2012 Olympic Logo

Epileptics Freak At London 2012 Olympic Logo

Epilepsy sufferers have complained to the BBC[/st that the logo for the London 2012 Olympics makes them feel queasy. The logo, which looks like a fragmented pink breakdancer, was chosen from dozens of better designs by Lord Sebastian Coe, himself…

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Funny story: London 2012 Oylmpic swastika 'responsible for seizures'

London 2012 Oylmpic swastika 'responsible for seizures'

London - (Ass Mess): Hundreds of people have telephoned NHS Direct saying they had fits and seizures after seeing the new-style Olympic swastika for the London 2012 Games.

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