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Funny story: Congress and The Law of Gravity

Congress and The Law of Gravity

Westminster Abbey, London/Washington DC: The story "Congress To repeal Law Of Gravity" written by Neil Levine on 16 July 2005, postulates that the US Congress is saying that what goes up does not have to come down, e.g. government involvement in everything! Following this story was another entitled &quo...

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Funny story: London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

As London Money Managers brace themselves for the gross losses from the world wide recession, they report that they have more to lose than the proverbial shirt. Lionel Squeezepence of investment firm, Cheathem Daly told this TheSpoof.com bizybody:

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Funny story: Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother housemate unceremoniously dumped in the BB car park after she claimed she was a gangsta, is poised to take over London's notorious East End, and its full complement of hard-nose...

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Funny story: Ugly Women are to be banned from the City of London unless they wear a Bhurka

Ugly Women are to be banned from the City of London unless they wear a Bhurka

On Sky Television News today Boris Johnson the new Mayor of London announced that from next Month all ugly women entering the City of London must wear a Bhurka.

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Funny story: Trooping The Colour Abandoned As Queen Yawns And Swallows A Fly

Trooping The Colour Abandoned As Queen Yawns And Swallows A Fly

The annual Trooping the Colour in London was abandoned halfway through the event this morning, when Her Majesty the Queen yawned, and swallowed a fly. With the sun shining bright and a large crowd gathered around Horseguards Parade, things had bee...

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Funny story: Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Work is about to begin on London's new tube line due to open in Spring 2012. However the new line is somewhat different to existing lines such as the Northern, Central and Bakerloo, in as much as it is for use by tourists only and will include ma...

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Funny story: London Discovers Maasai Warriors Make Good Busmen

London Discovers Maasai Warriors Make Good Busmen

Maasai warriors, known to be traditionally good herdsman in their native country Kenya, have translated their skills to good use as busmen keeping queues orderly and assisting passengers entering the London bus network.

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Funny story: Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

The scene outside the "Spinal Taps" public house in Harrogate was chaotic last night as revellers spilled onto the street to find that a teenager had not been stabbed.

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Funny story: Making your Mind up

Making your Mind up

Hoxton and Shoreditch have been officially named the 'bastard love children' of Islington after both areas of London had still yet to decide on their official status. Both it would seem, are undecided as to if they wish to be portrayed as boh...

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Funny story: On yer Bike

On yer Bike

It's official. Cyclists in the City of London have topped a MORI poll regarding what is the most threatening thing in the capital today.

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Funny story: Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

The Board game 'Monopoly' is facing yet another dramatic change with the traditional squares of Regent St, Coventry St, Old Kent Road, Waterworks, Electricity Board and Marylebone Station making way for new areas of London.

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Funny story: When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life

A 51 year old male from Wigan was arrested yesterday after attempting to make conversation with morning commuters on the Piccadilly Line.

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Funny story: Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

In the latest Mayoral polls, Brian Paddywacker remains the clear choice of the gay community based on his excellent track record of good personal grooming and despite his relatively catty demeanor, although Boris Badenov recently increased hi...

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Funny story: Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy "Mr Entertainer" Mallett is the most recent last minute entry to the race for Mayor of London. Dressed in garish, throw-away fashions from Primark, the 52 year-old plans to take the race by storm.

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Funny story: Elvis in Bermondsey

Elvis in Bermondsey

News this week that Elvis Presley actually visited England in 1958 and was shown around London by cheeky rock n roller Tommy Steele came as no surprise to seventy year old cabbie Dave Smalls who spoke to The Spoof's reporter Conor McMuffin.

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Funny story: Backfiring for Lord Mayor of London

Backfiring for Lord Mayor of London

Well, with the 1st of May not far off (rumour has it that it may even be a day nearer tomorrow), the mayoral candidates for London are backfiring on all cylinders.

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Funny story: New London Kings Cross Enterprize Zone Announced

New London Kings Cross Enterprize Zone Announced

The GLC has announced its awards at the recently established Kings Cross Enterprise Tax Free Zone awards held yesterday prior to the departure of the packed 18.33 London to Leeds National Express Cattle Truck.

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