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Funny story: Local man chokes on cheesy balls.

Local man chokes on cheesy balls.

A local man is recovering from a near death experience today following a home accident involving cheesy ball shaped corn snacks. The incident took place on the sofa in his sitting room while he was enjoying an afternoon munch. According to his gi...

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Funny story: Local Man Waits for Murmurations

Local Man Waits for Murmurations

Local Man and Wannabe Entrepreneur, Seaton Carew, this weekend spent time waiting for murmurations in deepest rural Somerset, but unfortunately saw approximately only ten, which does not constitute a murmuration in anyone's book. The event, which can run from Autumn to Spring, has been showcased on the popular social networking website, Ewe-Tube, but no guarantees were made on numbers involved.

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Funny story: Berwick at war with Russia

Berwick at war with Russia

BERWICK UPON TWEED - It was discovered today that the town of Berwick upon Tweed is technically still at war with Russia. In 1853 Queen Victoria declared war on Russia and signed the document Victoria Queen of Great Britain, Ireland and Berwick up...

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Funny story: Local Man In Uneventful Pub Meet Up With Seaton Carew And Vernon Edgar Birdbath

Local Man In Uneventful Pub Meet Up With Seaton Carew And Vernon Edgar Birdbath

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, went out this evening to attend an historic get together with two fellow contributors to popular satirical website TheSpoof.com in a Portsmouth pub, but nothing really newsworthy happened. The trio, comprising Shuttl...

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Funny story: Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Are you sitting comfortably? Preferably in a seat which is made from 89% polyester or another man-made fibre? Good. Let us commence. Eight letters. A lovely word. My name is Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. I come from a long line of Simpletons. In the First World War, my great-great grandfather Huey B. Simpleton the Twentieth was the Chief Flag Boy. He would carry the flag to the British...

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Funny story: Boring Bastard Finds Just the Right Job!

Boring Bastard Finds Just the Right Job!

South Carolina's most Boring Bastard, at least according to his wife who has an ass and a memory like an elephant, finally found just the right job after joining 22 Social Networking Sites! "I'd almost given up trying to find just the right job, "...

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Funny story: Local Man In Late Running Train Drama

Local Man In Late Running Train Drama

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock found himself coping with a deeply distressing set of circumstances last night, and today is relaxing quietly at home, expecting to make a complete recovery, and grateful to have emerged from his ordeal relatively unscat...

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Funny story: Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock - a dashingly handsome 29 year old billionaire philanthropist who made his fortune out of his pork pie hat empire (not verified - we only have his word for it, and sources say he's a compulsive liar) today revealed to Sk...

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Funny story: Councils waste millions of your money on shit projects

Councils waste millions of your money on shit projects

With cash hard to find many UK local councils now under the spotlight and bizarre spending habits are starting to surface. Serious questions are now being asked as to why one council poured 1.2 million pounds of tax payer's money into a project ti...

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Funny story: Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

After being constantly bombarded with internet advertisements featuring sexually alluring Russian girls who were apparently looking for him, local man, Martin Shuttlecock this morning bit the bullet and sent off an e-mail to a sexy Russian temptress...

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Funny story: Local Man In Supermarket Cheap Beer Face Off

Local Man In Supermarket Cheap Beer Face Off

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome and outrageously charming 25 year old sex God (ignore that bit - it simply isn't true. He's a right boring old fart really) was today upstaged as he went to buy beer up the local supermarket in orde...

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Funny story: Say YES to naughtiness - local man complains about misleading advertisements

Say YES to naughtiness - local man complains about misleading advertisements

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old superstud (that part's pure fiction - ed) today expressed his dissatisfaction with an advert on his favourite website, TheSpoof.com Shuttlecock bombarded site administrator Mark Lowto...

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Funny story: Local Man Pens Story Number 2,000 - Wife Insists He's An Idiot

Local Man Pens Story Number 2,000 - Wife Insists He's An Idiot

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was cock-a-hoop today as he succeeded in penning his 2,000th Spoof News story on popular satirical website TheSpoof.com. Indeed, so chuffed is Shuttlecock that he is contemplating donning his long leather coat and pork...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, even grumpier than usual following a visit to the dentist which he described as 'painful' today added his weight (or lack of) to the X-Factor corruption scandal, although he did fall short of challenging 5'3" sex Goddes...

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Funny story: Man gets cup of tea, was expecting coffee. Mouth upset.

Man gets cup of tea, was expecting coffee. Mouth upset.

A local man is undergoing counselling today following a beverage related miscommunication between him and a friend he was visiting. The events unfolded as the local gent was asked by his friend if he wanted a cuppa, due to the kettle being on and...

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Funny story: Local woman runs out of toilet roll

Local woman runs out of toilet roll

In Local news, a recently local woman is said to be in a stable condition following a shopping related mishap, where she inadvertently neglected to purchase supplies of her usual toilet tissue. It is reported however that she had purchased a larg...

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Funny story: Local couple repeat old conversation

Local couple repeat old conversation

In local news, a young couple are said to have had the same conversation more than once and quite likely about the same subject as before. According to one source, it all started when the man did something that irked his female counterpart, as he...

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